The Cool Side of the Pillow

But actually cooler than that. 41/M/Pan/Furry introverted disaster.

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Eating the rich, literally, would not make you a cannibal. It would make you a coprophage.

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I've seen Dr. Topper as a Dr. Pepper knock off, but I can't for the life of me find a Dr. Bottoms 😩

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Prompt for Dropout's Let's Make Some Noise:

A 41 year old millennial, using a computer or smartphone for the very first time in 2026.

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New internet home chef channel called "Chat, Are We Cooking?"

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Skinks being called skinks instead of slizards leads me to believe that contrary to looking like a snake with legs, they are actually a kinky snake.

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An all transfem coverband of Boys 2 Men called Boys 2 Women.

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Men's Warehouse had the most dishonest slogan, if you think about it.

"You're gonna like the way you look, i guarantee it."

The suit might look nice, but I still hate the way my face and body look.

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Would you watch this?

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To any trans girls with big dicks about to have bottom surgery: Can I have your wang when you're done with it? I wanna upgrade.

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I've been banned from church for saying "gay men" instead of "amen." 😔

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Does anyone else remember waiting in line to fight stuff in EverQuest because there were so many people doing the same content but no instanced dungeons?

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Making something in the kitchen

"One whole egg...? That's kinda weird, but okay."

drops a full, uncracked egg in the bowl

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[enbyhyena]

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Subathon by an LGBT & disabled person! We've got Minecraft, we've got Roblox, we've got Stardew Valley, and so much more!

During the month of September is Twitch's Subtember Event, and all subscriptions are on a steep sale. Creators get the same cut while Twitch takes less and viewers spend less—meaning wins all around!

I'll be streaming 6-10pm CST every day of the week until the timer hits zero on YouTube and Twitch. Money to my Twitch OR Ko-Fi (which I get a bigger cut on) makes the timer go up. Support means financially aiding someone on a fixed and low government income (under $1,000 a month). Even just reblogging this or sharing my channel(s) with your friends would help SO much. So please consider helping out and showing your support!

Thank you so much for your time! I hope you have a lovely day.

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If something being in "dire straights" is something difficult and fraught with danger... What would the experience of something that is in "dire gays" be like? 🤔