sometimes u gotta piss

occasionally u gotta shit

[only-cat-memes]

[charl0ttan]

[superchat]

[girlbloke]

giving unread book back to the library makes me feel like i should be shot

[unsentimentaltranslator]

The fact that some people say things like this while other people think it’s totally fine to starve children is something that really should be talked about more.

[girlbloke]

period i am against that for sure

[blissful-thinker]

Matt Murdock’s little :[ frown has Kermit face scrunch energy, don’t change my mind about this

Bonus pictures with same energy:

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if youre so smart then riddle me tits

[imposterogers]

just thinking about when foggy found out that matt was the masked man, the biggest issue wasn’t that matt was a vigilante. it was that he didn’t tell foggy. the thing is, foggy considered matt his platonic life partner in all senses of the word. he quit landman and zach with matt to open a rinky dink pro bono practice in hell’s kitchen. he told matt that they’d share everything — our thoughts, our dreams, bills, crushing debt. there is no one I'd rather be doing this with — and he meant it! he based his future around matt! every choice he made, he factored his best friend into. so of course, when he found out matt had been hiding a massive secret, he had to ask “was anything real between us?”

[kolurmom]

pain, misery, even

[chrasilla]

"fuck you" is basic. "i hope there's a major character death in your favorite ao3 fanfic after 56 chapters and 148k words" is smart. it's possible. it's terrifying.

[fleshisfun]

[x-gon-give-it]

Daily Spidey #?? I don’t know

They out on patrol or something

[vivamusvalentina]

he’s a weird little guy

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[dying-of-dysentery]

Fuck all romance except whatever the fuck those two lawyers had going on.

[its-a-show-stoppin-number]

lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship

[koriiyen]

worlds worst polycule just dropped

[nygmab4lls]

fuck it, team red alignment meme because i’m bored

[godsdamahalfblood]

props to Will Solace because if a scrawny likely anemic definitely malnourished shaggy emo 14 year old told me I should be scared of him because he's the prince of darkness I would've just lost it like yeah ok sure attack me with your extensive bring me to the horizon record collection

[bibibibitxh]

It's only january and I've already decided that this

is going to be my Halloween costume

[violentdevotion]

the reason Matt caught that brick in nwh is bc he knew May was freshly single and he knew it'd be hot

[twothousandgrumpybees]