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cherry valley forever
Kiana Khansmith
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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EXPECTATIONS
One Nice Bug Per Day
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Today's Document
$LAYYYTER
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shark vs the universe
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@mechanica1-hands
If aught but death part thee and me
Hi, call me Drunkle or Kide.
• Eng/Esp
• 20s
• I study biological anthropology (ask me about sex and primates)
• DNI if you are attracted to the star wars boob head aliens
My dms and asks are always open
I WOULD HAVE DONE TONS OF COCAINE WITH YOU, AND KEPT YOU ALIVE FOREVER.
imagine rabbits
THE FRENCH FUJOSHI: and you will put ze tips of your penise togezher, oui? and you will insert yourself into 'iz boyhole, oui?
i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable
Not getting a ton of reporting in US news, but the Trump administration is going after donors to Palestine, including going as far as international extradition under the guide of "counterterrorism"
when england lose, women bruise
vintage bunny pin
camera shutters kind of sound like taking a bite of a crisp apple because a camera takes a bite of the light in the air
there's this guy who works at the convenience store next to my job and every time i come in he tries to upsell me. i'll get a gatorade and he'll say "that's it...? isn't it snacktime?" i'll get a snack and he'll say "just that? don't you want more?"
one time i got a huge pile of stuff and he STILL said it and i said "dude, you would not be satisfied with all the riches of heaven!!" and he said "i don't even get a commission. i just love doing this."
and then i couldnt come in for a while and then i came in again today for just a charger. and i said "that's it today" with a smile. and he looked at me with a gleam in his eye and said "no it isn't. you'll be back later. you'll have to get thirsty eventually, won't you?" with this conniving smile that made me realize i WAS thirsty. i'm out of my depth here. help
you're not allowed to bring wireless devices into classified areas and a security guy noticed a square phone-ish shape in my pocket so he asked me to show him what it was and i had to show him my can of pocket herring :/
artists depiction of event
"okay, but are you a nonbinary woman or a nonbinary man" im going to nonbury you in a fucking hole.
gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"
my hobbies? adding movies to my watchlist and books to my to-read list
I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad
