that awkward moment between birth and death

30yo aspiring trophy husband nsfw/18+

[kombatwolfff]

diggin my work outfit for today ✨✨✨

[ssswolfyyy]

kombatwolfff -> kombatwolf

debating whether to keep testing the boundaries here or just yeet to twitter or something.  will slowly be posting more on here either way. 

[everythingisamirage]

kiss me before you go go

[guerrillatech]

[humanveil]

Someone forgot to cast a monthly maintenance spell to keep the seals tight.

SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME (2021) 

[princessaran]

[destinymoonart]

BUENOS DIAS SAMUS

[pointnclick]

whenever i see a noir detective in the rain i’m like yeah man… that’s exactly where you’re supposed to be

[pointnclick]

[gurlonawalk]

[toastbutteregg]

[dat-soldier]

Exciting adventures happening at 3 am when I walk back home from work

[neighbourhoodboy]

[hickeygenderarchive]

geralt says happy out of touch thursday

[answrs]

● Dog

[mrsnootsnout]

Twitter: ‏‏@yy62401 [Dopey]

[leo-from-the-past]

andyvoeurn

[kabaks]

[kabaks]

my favorite responses so far

[kabaks]

he deleted it 🙏

[kabaks]

shdjdkkdkdkdhfhdjskksod he was literally the opposite of correct. amazing. https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2015/03/26/394339284/how-snobbery-helped-take-the-spice-out-of-european-cooking

How Snobbery Helped Take The Spice Out Of European Cooking

Complex, contrasting flavors are a hallmark of Indian cooking. They used to dominate Western food, too. What changed? When spices became les

[creaturey]

i’m reading mattress topper reviews on amazon and i just love this one…. who are these variously shaped gays

[gorejock]

the sizes of the second two are literally fucking crazy. i cant even wrap my head around this. 

[plasmalogical]

the 4'9 guy has 25 pounds on the 6'7 guy

[wetorturedsomefolks]

this man’s boyfriends are waluigi and wario

[thepatronsaintoflostcauses]

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

Charlie, Mac and Frank

[babyanimalgifs]

Tiger checking the depth of a watering hole before getting in 

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[diet-poison]

that’s just a fella

[dankmemeuniversity]