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Hej! I'm Mathias Køhler, otherwise known as Denmark! Let's cuddle! ;Dc [independent rp blog] [multiship; multiverse] [mun is underage so ya know]

[inboxideas]

".....has died." finish it in my ask.

[kongeaflakrids]

“Don’t move, I just got comfy.”

Mathias chuckled. “Alright then, I guess I’ll stay put, then. I can’t guarantee it’ll last very long, though.”

( asksassynorway )

[asksassynorway-deactivated20151]

Lukas stood up from the couch and finished his cup of coffee. Bummer, he figured he should make himself another cup. “Do you want anything from the kitchen?”

[kongeaflakrids]

“Depends. Are you making more coffee?”

[kongeaflakrids]

“Don’t move, I just got comfy.”

Mathias chuckled. “Alright then, I guess I’ll stay put, then. I can’t guarantee it’ll last very long, though.”

( asksassynorway )

[asksassynorway-deactivated20151]

“You’re so jumpy. You’ve always been.” Lukas said, resting his head against the Dane’s arm.

[kongeaflakrids]

“I think the word ‘active’ is more fitting.”

[asksassynorway-deactivated20151]

“Whatever you call it,” Lukas said, “It’s not a bad thing. It’s very refreshing.”

[kongeaflakrids]

“Well, I’m glad you don’t mind it,” the Dane said with a smile. “I don’t mind so much that you’re… not as active as I am…? It’s nice. Relaxing.”

[asksassynorway-deactivated20151]

“Opposites attract…” Lukas said. Today had been a calm day so far and now it was about mid afternoon. Lukas reached forward for the coffee mug on the table and took a sip. 

[kongeaflakrids]

“Yeah,” Mathias agreed. He looked at the other man quietly, a surprisingly mild, but happy nonetheless, expression on his face.

[asksassynorway-deactivated20151]

“I think I may go look at the stars tonight. The night sky should be clear.”

[kongeaflakrids]

“You wouldn’t mind if I joined you, would you?” he asked quietly. Honestly, he had very little interest in the stars themselves, but just being in Lukas’ presence was enough to make the Dane happy.

[asksassynorway-deactivated20151]

“Of course you can come with me,” Lukas smiled.

[kongeaflakrids]

“Great!” he exclaimed.

[kongeaflakrids]

“Heaven and hell were words to me”

( painpoutineandpancakes )

[painpoutineandpancakes]

“Of course. All they’ll ever be is words. I’ve never believed in that afterlife hoo-haw anyway.”

[kongeaflakrids]

“I don’t know…  I’m an old nation. People have started to forget I exist. I mean… obviously not everyone, but… everything has to end at some point, right?” He shrugged. “But that’s not the point.”

[painpoutineandpancakes]

“I know you’re an old nation, don’t rub it in my face!”

[kongeaflakrids]

“I have a question for you.”

[painpoutineandpancakes]

“Yes?”

[kongeaflakrids]

“Have you ever heard an older nation actually say that they, you know, enjoy being old?”

[painpoutineandpancakes]

“No but there are plenty of complaints and it’s fucking obnoxious like can you not? We know you have incredible survival skills and aren’t being nearly kicked out all the time so just stop.”

[kongeaflakrids]

He just stared at her for a long moment, then simply shook his head. “You know, I’m not sure if it’s because you’re young and don’t understand, or because you’re one of the G8 and think that because of that, what you experience is the only way a country could ever feel, but either way, I hate to break it to you, but you really are a self-righteous bitch, and you need to get off of your high horse.” With that, he simply turned and left.

[painpoutineandpancakes]

“Okay first of all, I am completely aware that I am a selfish bitch.” She said, following after him at a speed walk. “And second of all, I prefer to be that way. So I don’t wanna get off my high horse. Also, hypocrite. If you want me to get off my high horse, you get off your high hair!”

[kongeaflakrids]

“That… that doesn’t even make sense!” he said, turning to face her again. “But how am I a hypocrite for pointing out that you seem to think you’re a goddess when I don’t even like myself?” he blurted out. As what he’d said registered in his mind, he blushed and turned away, beginning to walk again.

[painpoutineandpancakes]

She sighed. “What I /meant/ is that you make your hair all tall to try to be someone you’re not. I’m perfectly aware that I’m a bitch, so my point was that I just embraced it instead of trying to change it. Capiche?” She didn’t slow down following him.

[kongeaflakrids]

“I wear my hair like this because it looks cool. I’ve been wearing it like this since I was a kid. If I were to change how I style it, then that would be trying to be someone I’m not...”

[bi3bers-castr0novo-deactivated2]

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[kongeaflakrids]

“Heaven and hell were words to me”

( painpoutineandpancakes )

[painpoutineandpancakes]

“Of course. All they’ll ever be is words. I’ve never believed in that afterlife hoo-haw anyway.”

[kongeaflakrids]

“I don’t know…  I’m an old nation. People have started to forget I exist. I mean… obviously not everyone, but… everything has to end at some point, right?” He shrugged. “But that’s not the point.”

[painpoutineandpancakes]

“I know you’re an old nation, don’t rub it in my face!”

[kongeaflakrids]

“I have a question for you.”

[painpoutineandpancakes]

“Yes?”

[kongeaflakrids]

“Have you ever heard an older nation actually say that they, you know, enjoy being old?”

[painpoutineandpancakes]

“No but there are plenty of complaints and it’s fucking obnoxious like can you not? We know you have incredible survival skills and aren’t being nearly kicked out all the time so just stop.”

[kongeaflakrids]

He just stared at her for a long moment, then simply shook his head. “You know, I’m not sure if it’s because you’re young and don’t understand, or because you’re one of the G8 and think that because of that, what you experience is the only way a country could ever feel, but either way, I hate to break it to you, but you really are a self-righteous bitch, and you need to get off of your high horse.” With that, he simply turned and left.

[painpoutineandpancakes]

“Okay first of all, I am completely aware that I am a selfish bitch.” She said, following after him at a speed walk. “And second of all, I prefer to be that way. So I don’t wanna get off my high horse. Also, hypocrite. If you want me to get off my high horse, you get off your high hair!”

[kongeaflakrids]

“That... that doesn’t even make sense!” he said, turning to face her again. “But how am I a hypocrite for pointing out that you seem to think you’re a goddess when I don’t even like myself?” he blurted out. As what he’d said registered in his mind, he blushed and turned away, beginning to walk again.

[kongeaflakrids]

Spit it out! -Marguerite

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30. “Purple monkey dish washer.”

( painpoutineandpancakes )

[otpprompts]

Imagine Person A and Person B in the school play Romeo and Juliet. A quickly gets cast as Juliet, being a fantastic actor. But B is cast as a lesser character (possibly just “nurse” or “servant”- someone without an official name). A has endured kissing the person playing Romeo many times in practice. Finally it’s the night the play is open. “Juliet” fakes her death. They wake to find that “Romeo” has “killed” themselves. A then mumbles “well, my problems are over”, stands up, grab Person B by their arm (who was standing on the wing giving silent support to A), and pulls them into a passionate kiss.

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[kaijuborn]

Scandinavian tales and creatures

Gårdsnissar (farm brownies) are a type of gnome who live around farms, helping out the inhabitants by milking the cows, feeding the horses and collecting eggs from chickens. They never show themselves, but do not make the mistake of thinking they don’t exist. If they are mistreated they will get their revenge; making the milk go sour, stealing valuables, letting the horses escape and tormenting the cat.

[kaijuborn]

Scandinavian tales and creatures

Once, a young man was out hunting when he spotted three swans landing by a lake. The swans suddenly cast off their bird guises and became three beautiful young women instead, and they waded out into the water to bathe. Enthralled by their beauty, the young man snuck forward and stole one of the guises, which to him looked like a feathered white cape. When the women had finished bathing two of them changed back to swans and flew away while the third cried and begged to have her cape back. The man ignored her pleas and took her back to his home to marry her. For seven years they lived together, but on the evening of their seventh wedding anniversary, he told the her about her white cape and showed it to her once again. The moment she touched it she turned back into a swan and flew out the window, leaving the man forever.

[kaijuborn]

Scandinavian tales and creatures

Once, a young man was out wandering while the sun set. Growing weary, he sat down by a great oak to rest. It wasn’t long before he could see a group of beautiful elven women dancing in a circle together out on a meadow. They moved with ethereal grace, and in the middle of them the elf queen stood. She was tall and fair and bid the young man to join them in their dance, and against better judgment the man accepted. How the dance ended nobody knows, but when the young man was found the morning after he had become quiet and contemplative, his mind still trapped in the dance with the elf queen.

[kaijuborn]

Scandinavian tales and creatures

Once, there was a charcoal burner who lived alone in the deepest woods. He had the worst of luck and was never able to make a profit with the charcoal he made. One evening when he sat in his cabin, a young woman came in and asked if she could warm herself by the fire. The man knew all creatures in the forest and realized the woman was a skogsrå, a spirit of the forest, and was therefore kind towards her. When she had warmed herself for a while she turned around to warm her back, and the man politely told her to watch her tail. The skogsrå became delighted and thanked the charcoal burner, and ever since that day he always had good luck.

[kaijuborn]

Scandinavian tales and creatures

Älvor (elves) are beautiful girls or young women with flowers in their hair and insect wings. They can be seen dancing through the mist over meadows during sunset and sunrise, and they will bid passing men to join them. However, if someone should join them they will be enthralled and continue to dance, unable to stop, until they lose their minds.

[kaijuborn]

Scandinavian tales and creatures

Källrån (watchers of springs) are spirits who reside by springs and wells deep in the forest. When in human shape they usually look like a young woman or girl, but they normally take the form of a frog. A large frog or toad close to a spring means it belongs to the rån and if someone drinks from it without asking for permission they will fall ill or suffer misfortune.