[konigs-lover]

smaller post for

- me presenting myself <3 (you can call me Vex!!)

- NOT TAKING REQUESTS!

- NO AI!! NO AI USERS!!!! GO AWAY!!!!

- Spring Fling-o Writing Challenge 1 (flowers), 2 (picnic + flower crown), 3 (baby animas + coffee shop au), 4 (florist au), 5 (mpreg + fresh start), 6 (sex pollen + color green), 7 (virginity + breeding kink), 8 (rainy days + mermay), 9 (early birds), 10 (sexual energy feeding + fertility ritual)

- taken anons! 👁️👁️ (they/them), ❤️‍🔥 (she/her), 💤 (she/her), B (masc/neutral), Ecto (she/her), 🥧, 🐀, o(°▽°)o (any pronouns), ૮꒰˶ฅ́˘ฅ̀˶꒱ა (he/him/they/them), 🥂(genderfluid-they/she/he), 🍬 (any pronouns), 🦊 (she/her), 🪷 (she/her), 🚲(she/they), ❄️(she/they), 🦇 , 👾, 🧛🏿‍♀️ (any pronouns), 🎶 (any pronouns), 🐸, 🐌 (he/xe/it), ≽(•⩊ •マ≼ (it/its), 🍄, 🧚‍♀️🪽 (they/them - she/her), L, 🐩 (he/they), 🐺 (he/him), 🎐, 🪶, Cryptid, 🫐 (he/him), 🦖 (she/her),🫀, 🦈 (any pronouns), 🦋, 🪸, 🥐 (any), 🦴 (they/it/he), 🌸🎧 (she/they), Z, 🥃 (he/him), 🫎, 🐲, 🪼, 🐎, 🌟, 🎀, 🐝 (any), 🐇 (she/her), Veta, 🌱 (anything), Bunbun, k9, 🍰, 🫟,

- a lil thing to get to know the first anons! lore about anons <3, more lore!! -> FUC (free use complex) lore! here’s a list of all the anons and some facts!

- TO FILTER OUT THE FLIRTING USE THE ‘flirting’ TAG, i’ll be putting that in the flirting asks!!!

DO write:

dark themes (stalking, murder, kidnapping, gore, wound fucking, necrophilia, etc.) but i also write stuff that’s less dark sometimes, i love hybrids, i love monsters, almost anything tbh

DON’T write:

NO vomit, scat, cheating, pregnancy (it’s a maybe, has to be very specific or connected to a lactation kink) ((ill add more when i remember)) NO RELIGION/correlated asks, no ageplay/regression, thank you

(also flirting is platonic but like go crazy with it/i can go crazy if you want, the wilder, the more fun)

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🐇- uh huh i’ll believe the big strong alpha claims when i see you knotting someone <3

🦴- aw you all wanna be alphas so bad :(( so cute

🍰- why does everyone get drunk and high >:(. where’s my weed >:(( im stealing everyone’s weed and alcohol, it’s all mine now ☝️ hehehe knowing that my anons jerk off to me or stuff i write is like so cool, how can i make my posts more deserving of yalls orgasms??

veta- you do seem most likely a beta!! it’s honestly mostly vibes? submissive people are mostly omegas and more dominant people are usually alphas, betas are so cool tho cause like, they’re just there and their instincts don’t command their actions and stuff, i mean that’s how i think of it but im open to other visions <3 AHHAHAH FEMDOM we need to do more of that, i agree with this guy

[konigs-lover]

Deaduzz //testing 👀

-🇷🇺🇲🇽

hello?? i’m terrible with flags and kinda blind, what’s the second one

[konigs-lover]

im whatever mommy tells me i am :3

-🍰

hell yeah you are😎

[konigs-lover]

*pouts, voice pitching a little whinily*

Wha-?! Being spoken about and im not even here???🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 🥺Im not an omega >:( 'm a big strong alpha! I am mama i promise!! I am!!

-🐇

uh huh uh huh, for sure an alpha is whiny and pouts like you and denies the obvious <3 and also little bunnies are omega by default

[konigs-lover]

NUH UH!

I would never lie to Mama!!

that's against the rules and is super rude >:[

'm not a brat.

-🦴

good puppy like you can’t be an alpha, you want to be guided and are too submissive for that <3

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mama i took a test (deemed the most accurate by tumblr and reddit alike) and got this result

Mama should take this test and find out if we're compatible :3

-🦴

this is fake, you clearly cheated on this test

[konigs-lover]

Whatever you say pretty

/ᐠ > ˕ <マ ₊˚⊹♡

—≽(•⩊ •マ≼

yeah whatever i say goes cause im an alpha and im dominating everyone

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it's okay Mama

i can tell that some other anons are omegas (looking at 🐇 rn)

but! i am not an omega!

i am a beta 😎

also, i would bet money that 🥃 is also a beta

-🦴

🐇 is obviously and very clearly an omega

HAHAHHAHA A BETA??? YOU??? no

oh he does sound like a beta, i agree

[konigs-lover]

ill force you into my omega, im sure it wont take much

-🍰

nuh uh you won’t 💅🏻 i’m too bad an alpha

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It's okay Vex. You can absolutely fuck me to Stud yourself and Bitch me (˵◝ ⩊ ◜˵マ

You can take my Alpha statis and give me the omega one

—≽(•⩊ •マ≼

hell yeah i’m making everyone an omega 😎💅🏻

I DONT HAVE AN OMEGA STATUS >:(((((

[konigs-lover]

Mama lies!

Mama is not an alpha

silly silly silly 🫵

mama is a cute omega

-🦴

called a liar in my own house

i will eat everyone

[konigs-lover]

can you be my omega who steals my sweaty and nasty clothes?

-🍰

i’m actually an alpha, idk what you’re talking about

[konigs-lover]

uhhh omega reader who really really really likes könig

you admire him so much, this absolute unit of a man, a colonel, who sometimes will look at you with a soft look, almost like he thinks you’re nice or maybe like he enjoys your company

the fucking size of him, his scent, the way he grunts freely in the gym when he trains, the way his shirts are always tight around his shoulders and the way sweat drips on his skin, fuck

the way his eyes look behind his mask and his incredibly soothing and warm voice, except for when he’s barking out orders for his fellow soldiers, or when he’s debriefing people for the next mission, but still so fucking attractive, it rubs your brain a certain way and you always feel your heart skipping a beat when he yells

what könig doesn’t know is that sometimes you steal his clothes, you just- you need them! they smell so much like him and his scent is both so deeply comforting and raw alpha that every time you take a whiff of it it’s like he’s right there with you, holding you in his arms, thick muscles flexing as he touches you, rough hand slowly, so slowly going south until it meets your pants, his voice right against your ear as he whispers depraved words-

you used to do it once a month, scurrying into his private bedroom and grabbing whatever you could, a shirt, a hoodie, his hood, some underwear

but lately you’ve been getting needier and needier, it’s been three weeks and once a week you would sneak in his room and grab some clothing article

what you weren’t expecting was könig walking into his room right as you were grabbing one of his shirts, one of the dirtiest and most covered in sweat, looking down at your kneeling figure with a little bit of surprise and curiosity

you panic, before he can speak a word you quickly grab a metal pole (why the fuck is there a metal pole close to his bed) and hit him on the head, effectively making him lose consciousness

you gasp as he hits the floor, pole clattering to the ground, hands snapping to cover your mouth as you stare at the unconscious man laying on the floor in front of you

you don’t know what else to do so you end up calling nikto and begging him to fucking help you, you’re going to die if könig wakes up in his own room, he’ll fucking kill you in the slowest and most painful way he can think of

nikto ends up helping you, pulls most of könig’s weight until the austrian behemoth is in your own room, tied up against the bed with chains that nikto pulls out of who knows where, and you thank him, tell him you’ll help him with his favorite boy after you have things under control, he just mumbles something about you ‘never having things under control’ before walking out of the room and leaving you alone with the source of your love

könig wakes up after a while to the noise of you mumbling to yourself, walking back and forth in your room, one hand at the back of your neck and the other against your mouth where you nibble at a nail in anxiety and worry, mumbling about needing to fix this before könig finds your stash of his clothes

well, könig thinks, you finally made a move after all his hard work at courting you, schatzi, guess he’ll just lay back and relax while you tire yourself

[konigs-lover]

did i inspire your new post or is my ego too high? 🥲

-🍰

your question made me think about what they would prefer!! i mean, i guess that’s how being inspired works?

[konigs-lover]

cuddling positions with the 141 and könig, go go go! (comes from an ask and a conversation with @konigswaifu and a server friend which tumblr name i have forgotten)

with Price it’s either laying on his lap while he works away at whatever it is he’s doing, which could be working on a laptop and using your back like a little table, or reading a book, putting his trash tray on your back, anything that pertains you as a lil object and you comfortably enjoying the company and the noises he makes while tapping away or writing OR holds you down on bed and drapes himself over you like a bear, one leg heavy over your legs and pinning your body down to his

Ghost is either back to the wall, smothering your face in his tits and enjoying your presence, and also so he can hold you while also keeping an eye on the whole room OR he’s the one smothering himself in your chest, pushing himself as close as he can be so he can hear your heartbeat, yknow, to eases his anxiety

Soap probably doesn’t have a favorite position, that man will be content as long as he has skin to skin contact with you, which also means he ends up manhandling you into whatever position suits his anxious dog brain and lets him rest, he’s definitely keen on just tangling your legs together, likes the closeness of it OR the classic head in lap, turned towards your stomach and nuzzling into your soft tummy and warmth

Gaz back to chest, with you in his lap, why? so you both can enjoy your own thing but also share it if you so desire, sometimes he’ll just end up looking over your shoulder at whatever you’re doing, soothes him to have you in his arms and also kind of thinks of your body as a little protective layer from the world, like a lil human meat shield he can cuddle, OR just in general any position that will have you two facing each other in the most comfortable way possible, looking deep in your eyes and talking about whatever passes through your minds, one hand gently stroking your cheek

König either keeps you between his thighs, like, not on top of his lap, no literally manspreads so wide that you’re stuck in there while sitting, heavy arms draped over your shoulders and chest, head weighing down over yours as he leans his chin over the top of your skull, enjoying your warmth and softness in his hold, OR consider this man feeling vulnerable and begging you to please be his big spoon, holding him in your arms and letting him feel safe, enjoying the feeling of your legs wrapped around his waist from behind while you kiss his head and pet his hair

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i think it is.. i mean it has electrolytes.. idk dont ask me 😅😅

i deserve headpats!!!!

-🍰

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