Kontakt Von Kaiser.

((SFW. Muse is 42. Mun is 30.))

[siriusdraws]

[kontaktvonkaiser]

Eurovision usually values spectacle over talent, but Cezar Ouatu is a notable exception. Very good control, excellent range.

Emma: I like the vampire song better, though.

His performance is very good, but... you should not watch the live version.

Emma: But they’re not really naked!

They may as well be. I cannot tell what which is worse - wearing nothing or dressing as a Sephiroth’s vampiric cousin.

[undynememes-blog]

CHARACTER FLAWS MEME.

[kontaktvonkaiser]

bold flaws your character has / italicise ones they used to have, or have partially. feel free to add more.

absent-minded / abusive / addicted / aimless / alcoholic / aloof / anxious / arrogant /audacious /has bad habits / bigmouthed / bigoted / blunt / bold / callous / childish / cruel / cursed /dependent / dishonest / disloyal / disturbed / dubious / egotistical / envious / erratic / fanatical / fickle / fierce / finicky / flirty/ gluttonous / gruff/ gullible / hedonistic / humourless /hypocritical / idiotic / ignorant / illiterate / immature / impatient / impious / impish / incompetent / indecisive /indifferent / infamous / insecure / intolerant / judgemental / lazy / lenient / lewd / liar / lustful / masochistic / meddlesome / meek / megalomaniac / naïve/nosy / obsessive / oppressive / overambitious / overemotional / overprotective / overzealous / paranoid / peevish / perfectionist / pessimistic / phobic / rebellious / reckless/ remorseless / rigorous / sadistic / sarcastic/ skeptic / seducer / selfish / self-loathing / self-martyr / self-righteous / senile / shallow / smart ass / solemn / spineless / spiteful /spoiled / squeamish / stubborn / superstitious / tactless /temperamental / theatrical / timid/ tongue-tied / unlucky / unpredictable / untrustworthy / vain / weak-willed / withdrawn

[kontaktvonkaiser]

Kid at the Playground: ...hey!

Rithy: Yeah?

Kid at the Playground: Um... what are you?

Rithy: Huh?

Kid at the Playground: Are you... Chinese? Or white? Or what?

Rithy: Uh... Um...

Emma: No, he's... he's a velociraptor! Like me! SCREEEECH

Rithy: Yeah! *stomps around* ROOOOAAAR

Kid at the Playground: Cool! Me too! GRAAAAAUGH

[hanerloo]

Joe needed glasses to see how cute he was.

So did Von Kaiser

[demandezglassjoe]

Oh! We look so fashionable! And the best part is that no one will punch us when we wear them.

[kontaktvonkaiser]

((Headcanon: Kaiser wears bifocals when he reads. Poor Pops!))

[kontaktvonkaiser]

Earlier on the Phone

Joe: Hello, Viktor?

Kaiser: Hello.

Joe: How are you?

Kaiser: We are well. We are in the middle of brunch, in fact. Do you need something?

Joe: Yes. Well... you know, it is Mother's Day and... I was wondering if...

Kaiser: Joseph. Use the teleporter anytime you wish.

Joe: Oh. Th... Thank you, Viktor. You know, it has been so long since I visited Maman and Mémé. It... I almost feel... maybe I...

Kaiser: I am sure they would understand.

Joe: I hope they do.

Kaiser: ...

Kaiser: Would you like me to join you?

Joe: Oh! Oh no, thank you, but... I like to visit them alone. And our visits are usually not so sad, you know - not anymore.

Kaiser: Good. Besides, you told me your grandmother was afraid of Germans.

Joe: *laughs* Oh no, I am sure she would have liked you, Viktor!

Kaiser: *chuckles*

Joe: Well, I should go. Thank you again, Viktor. You... you really are a good friend.

Kaiser: Think nothing of it.

Joe: Oh, and wish Sovanna Happy Mother's Day for me!

Kaiser: I certainly will. Goodbye.

[kontaktvonkaiser]

[punch-out-sprite-edits]

Headswap of Super Macho Man and Von Kaiser.

Credit to @terribleinabag for the request.

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[anotherrpmemeblog]

Send “Rumour has it...” and a rumour about my muse in my ask!

[kontaktvonkaiser]

((Kaiser’s the kind of guy who gets a little sad if he has to hurt guard dogs or wolves in a video game.))

((Yet another reason why he wouldn’t play Wolfenstein 3D. Poor puppies. :( ))

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[monmouthcastle]

For Filipino-Americans and other Asian/Pacific-Americans:

Never be ashamed when that kid makes fun of your flat nose. When you compare it to other people, don’t envy them because of something you can’t help. Your flat nose, that’s who you are, and it belongs to you.

Never be ashamed when an older family member makes suggestions on how to be lighter. Your pigmentation has nothing to do with your worth, and embrace the warm chocolate or golden tint people burn in the sun trying to achieve. Your color is who you are, and it belongs to you.

Never be ashamed for when you break the small, petite Asian stereotype. We are more than our sizes, and your body should only be policed by you. In a world that stigmatizes anything over a size 8, don’t let those standards rule your mentality. Your body is who you are, and it belongs to you.

Never be ashamed if you can’t fulfill the perfect-student image. Life is more than grades and school, and you don’t have to fit into the Asian mold. Try your best, and even if you think that isn’t enough, even if you bomb that test, whatever repercussions come are temporary. Stay strong through the hard times, because your grades are not you. Your academic abilities are not who you are, and they don’t define you.

Never be ashamed if you feel in the middle between Western culture and your family’s original heritage. You could see it as not belonging to either, but why not see it as being part of both? If you are first generation, your own situation is vibrant between your home life calling back to your original mother country and your social life diving you into another world. If you were born here, you still have the opportunity to connect to a people whose blood runs through your veins. You’re culture is who you are, and it belongs to you.

Never be ashamed of being Asian/Pacific American. This life is yours, and it belongs to you.

[kontaktvonkaiser]

((I know my blog is just silly RP times, but I think my characters could relate this. Much more importantly, I think real people can relate to this.))

[kontaktvonkaiser]

((GAAAAAH I can’t stop thinking of @bonanza-brothers doing this.))

[kontaktvonkaiser]

91, 92, 99

91:Top 3 meals you love

Lard and sugar sandwiches with milk, Eintopf, and wurst with potato dumplings.

92:Top 3 kinds of tea

Earl Grey, lemongrass, and… I suppose East Frisian tea with rock candy and rum, but only during the holidays.

99:Top 3 art mediums

Choral music, metal working, and dance.

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top threes

1: Top 3 ice cream flavors

2: Top 3 disney movies

3: Top 3 vacation destinations

4: Top 3 places to shop

5: Top 3 school subjects

6: Top 3 make up products

7: Top 3 music artists

8: Top 3 spices/herbs

9: Top 3 drinks

10: Top 3 apps to use

11: Top 3 months of the year

12: Top 3 clothing items

13: Top 3 tv shows

14: Top 3 romantic dates

15: Top 3 kinds of flower

16: Top 3 christmas movies

17: Top 3 OTPs

18: Top 3 quotes to describe your life

19: Top 3 characteristics you love about yourself

20: Top 3 kinds of candy

21: Top 3 ways to exercise/ be active

22: Top 3 spirit animals

23: Top 3 pet names

24: Top 3 books

25: Top 3 most used websites

26: Top 3 people you last texted

27: Top 3 hashtags you use

28: Top 3 instagram accounts you follow

29: Top 3 guilty pleasures

30: Top 3 summer activities

31: Top 3 things to draw

32: Top 3 aesthetics

33: Top 3 things you'd buy if you gained three million dollars

34: Top 3 ways to treat yourself

35: Top 3 celebrity crushes

36: Top 3 books from your childhood

37: Top 3 accents to hear

38: Top 3 scents

39: Top 3 "friends" quotes

40: Top 3 cupcake flavors

41: Top 3 fruits

42: Top 3 places you've had amazing pizza from

43: Top 3 sports teams to watch

44: Top 3 crayola colors

45: Top 3 things you hope to accomplish in college

46: Top 3 fanfictions you've read

47: Top 3 people you miss right now

48: Top 3 fears

49: Top 3 favorite literary devices

50: Top 3 pet peeves

51: Top 3 physical things you find attractive

52: Top 3 bad habits

53: Top 3 pets you've had/wish to have

54: Top 3 types of foreign food

55: Top 3 things you want to say to someone in your lifetime

56: Top 3 dog breeds

57: Top 3 cheesy romance movies

58: Top 3 languages you speak/wish to speak

59: Top 3 series (book, movie, television)

60: Top 3 pizza toppings

61: Top 3 youtubers you're subscribed to

62: Top 3 tattoo/piercing ideas

63: Top 3 awards you want to win

64: Top 3 emojis

65: Top 3 cars you dream of owning

66: Top 3 authors

67: Top 3 historical figures

68: Top 3 baby names

69: Top 3 DIYs

70: Top 3 smoothie combos/flavors

71: Top 3 songs of this month

72: Top 3 questions of this post you want to be asked

73: Top 3 villains

74: Top 3 Cities you want to see

75: Top 3 recipes you want to try

76: Top 3 dream jobs

77: Top 3 lucky items

78: Top 3 traditions you have

79: Top 3 things you miss about being a kid

80: Top 3 harry potter characters

81: Top 3 lies you were told

82: Top 3 pictures in your camera roll right now

83: Top 3 turn ons

84: Top 3 turn offs

85: Top 3 magazines/news papers/ journals to read

86: Top 3 things you wish you had known earlier

87: Top 3 spongebob episodes

88: Top 3 places to be in the world

89: Top 3 things you'd do differently

90: Top 3 TV shows from your childhood

91: Top 3 meals you love

92: Top 3 kinds of tea

93: Top 3 embarrassing moments

94: Top 3 holidays to celebrate

95: Top 3 things to do in the rain

96: Top 3 things to do in the snow

97: Top 3 items you can't leave the house w/o

98: Top 3 movies you'd like to see

99: Top 3 art mediums

100: Top 3 museums you've been to

101: Top 3 school memories

102: Top 3 things you don't/Won't miss

103: Top 3 pick up lines

104: Top 3 sports to watch

105: Top 3 taylor swift songs

[kontaktvonkaiser]

((Kaiser as a Guard Dog))

Kaiser: Halt! You are not authorized to pass this checkpoint. Do not force me to- ball? BALL? THROW THROW THROW CHASE CHASE CHASE CHASE