Don't Mind Me Fellas

(20 y/o) reblogging funnies, important things, and cool art I see. Might post OC once in a while. Profile picture is: Lolbit from Five Nights at Frickbears (I do mean it when i tag cool art i just cant think of anything to say)

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the horrific way language evolves in a group chat

[coolxatu]

[taillessjackal]

.LASERFLIP!!11!

go uzi go uzi!1!!!!

go on read more for the gif :) vvvv

[kookydoodleky]

Small creature

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I might change the creature's color a little over time

[001x456]

fanfic writers and fan artists are carrying fandoms. they are the backbone of fandoms.

thank you fanfic writers and fan artists

[bisexual-horror-fan]

[gjdraws]

I'm sure I've left some people out because I slapped this together in 15 minutes but it's a whole lot more, imo artists and writers are nothing without these other guys (gn)

It's an ecosystem guys, we need all of it

[gjdraws]

[shocklabrynth]

our glorious magitek vs their soy and reddit steampunk

[castrationfaq]

Whatd you say

[shocklabrynth]

fuuuuck i didn’t mean it Sir i swear

[castrationfaq]

Haha well as long as it doesnt happen again

[bromdebus]

Did you buy the rights to the second one

[freegiftjones]

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

[chicknparm]

[otrebot]

Transfem Peter Parker drawings I forgot to post

[skarchomp]

non-transformers fans who know jack shit about the franchise i want your take:

which of these characters should be named "rumble" and which one "frenzy"

rumble=blue, frenzy=red

rumble=red, frenzy=blue

Voting ended onAug 13

[skarchomp]

interesting results! you'll be happy to know that nobody wins!

[yaoiblackmold]

Whenever people ask me "why don't you know xyz, it's so popular" well see it's because

[amygdalae]

omg how many tomato plants do u have???? how do u get so many!😍😍😍😍

my mom planted 12 this year 🤦‍♀️ we are fucked

[amygdalae]

ffffucking emargancy

[gsirvitor]

[techtvhottie]

[techtvhottie]

[bagelbarr0n]

Really funny one two punch on my dash this morning

[penandinkprincess]

listen i'm not advocating for exotic animals as pets, but i really just feel like cheetahs are probably different

i feel like we need to give them another shot as housebeasts

[penandinkprincess]

this is a critter who wants greenies and then to take a nap on the couch next to me, and i KNOW it

[penandinkprincess]

cheetah in House perfec t size for put inside! inside very Soft and Comfort cheetah sleep soundly put cheetah in House. Put Cheetah In House. no problems ever in cheetah in ho use because good Happy and Satisfy for human where sleep. House yes a place for a cheetah put cheetah in house can trust cheetah for giveing good love to humans in house. friend cheetah

[justasmidgx]

I mean, as someone who as worked in a zoo, this is fairly true.

Obvious disclaimer that you shouldn't have wild animals as pets.

But like, cheetahs are the only large cats that keepers will do free contact with. Hell, even most small cats don't get free contact. (Because small cats can be VICIOUS. They'll have a baby pallas cat wearing thicker gloves than when handling an owl. Because small cats can just be vicious.)

Like I think the only other cat at our zoo where I've seen free contact with was servals? Because I know they've used servals in shows to demonstrate their natural jumping ability. But I know servals can sometimes have a mean temper as well. Meanwhile they'll do the cheetah run and afterwards put the mic by the cheetahs and it's just like an engine with them purring. It's fascinating to watch when the message in every other large animal is "no free contact because it's dangerous even when they're born in captivity".

Legit if any wild animal could be adapted to a pet it would be cheetahs lmao. Only problem is they can be skittish and very anxious and that's why they're often raised around dogs in zoos to gain confidence.

[penandinkprincess]

congrats, i award you funniest take on this post

[dubiousdoobie]

[guerrillatech]