Absolute Talentless Bastard

Kalamari/He;Him Professional Geno enthusiast.

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[pauljpeg]

I wish all the pee came out in one go like a shotgun blast

[dovv]

[shrimpkidd]

[gingerbrownies]

Titanic conspiracy exposed

[thehighwayphantom-deactivated20]

Head canon: Accepted

[alice-paige]

HOLY SHIT

[dorkles-bingleton]

Let’s not forget Jack has the exact same haircut as John Connor

[feralsrock]

[drinstadiscourse]

[yeehawlw]

this man singlehandedly throws The biggest curveball i have ever witnessed in a cooking show

[elitefourkylewantstobattle]

[wickedwonderlandd]

[0l0x]

2018 Grinch has no edge. He’s got no bite. He’s not even that much of an asshole. He’s just a sassy gay furry with unusually nice teeth despite his famous theme song declaring otherwise.

1966 Grinch? Now that was a mean, scary bastard. He was a crusty old fuck who hated society so much that he only came off his shitty frozen mountain to commit crimes and terrorism out of spite.

Bennyhoo Cumberland Grinch comes down from his mountain to buy groceries.

You can round the edges off a character to make them more “relatable” or whatever, but you also run the risk of losing what defined them in the first place. The end result is bland and generic.

2018 Grinch is a reflection of modern society’s rejection of real character flaws in the interest of being “unproblematic” and in this essay i will

[lovinglystar]

What was your opinion on the Jim Carrey grinch?

[cottagesmasher]

Jim Carrey Grinch said bitch, ate glass and threw a whole child in the garbage. He is an absolute champ and the only rightful heir to the throne.

[koolkalamari]

Visit Original Link

[koolkalamari]

This post shouldn’t have over a thousand notes, why the fuck are you clowns liking and reblogging this shitpost I made from like last year.

[acavatica]

[d0cpr0fess0r]

We need to stop doing this

[wigmund]

Coming in 2017: Tank Monkeys vs Nuclear Spiders

[oockitty]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[puertohurraco]

Lads joyous moments

[hell-aint-a-bad-place]

Kings

[th3-bear-jew]

All of these but unironically

[dailyfrogs]

[icarianarts]

I had the weirdest dream last night where it was about a next big meme trend, and it was basically another this vs that meme but it was “Lock screen vs Home screen” whereas the lock screen was depicted as something formal and relatively uninteresting like a businessman sitting at a desk while the home screen was always something chaotic and insane like gorillas fighting alligators and it. People would take sides online on which person they were more like, home screen or lock screen and it made absolutely no sense and I

[icarianarts]

It basically looked like this

[definitely-not-lordenglish]

[wellillbedamned]

Please listen to this sax solo that came from the goddamn veggietales larryboy soundtrack

[lesbian-pangoro]

[curioscurio]

if im careful i could whittle this peanut into sonic

[curioscurio]

he needs a paint job 

[curioscurio]

im physically nauseous 

[demonius-darkblade]

[labete-du-gevaudan]

Swedish Chef was on Masterchef Junior this week and he has human hands and it makes me really uncomfortable. 

[nihilistwife]

when the texture packs don’t all load together

[czechs-and-holdings-deactivated]

The Swedish Chef has human hands in every video he’s in? 

That’s part of the joke. 

[takethistoyourstardust]

He had human hands on The Muppet Show.

[labete-du-gevaudan]

I was a Bear in the Big Blue house kid. I never watched the Muppets. A puppet with people hands is freaky to me. I just want my bear and his big blue house.

[apathetic-revenant]

can confirm, the Swedish Chef (almost) always has human hands. don’t know why. he’s an anomaly that way. 

fun additional bit of trivia: most Live-hand Muppets (that is, ones that have articulated glove hands instead of the hands being moved by rods) are performed with the primary puppeteer doing the head and the left hand while a secondary puppeteer, usually a less experienced one, performs the right hand, a task typically known as ‘right-handing’. (the puppeteers use their dominant hands for the head, so for most of them their remaining hand will be the left. I don’t know if they reverse the process and have people left-handing for left-handed puppeteers.) looks like this:

the Swedish Chef is one of the exceptions to that rule, though, because his skits required a lot more complicated hand movement that needed better coordination, so with him one person would work the head and one would do both hands; they also did that for things a character playing the piano. that added complexity might be why he doesn’t have glove hands, plus the fact that he already looks a lot more human than most Muppets anyway. but I don’t really know.

…that was…probably more information than you wanted. sorry. 

[labete-du-gevaudan]

I JUST LEARNED SO MUCH ABOUT PUPPETS. Thank you.

[stimman4000]

goodnight to sexy evil people only

[stimman4000]

everyone adding characters to this is wrong except whoever added doofenshmirtz