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Sleeping;
Feel like he's sometimes annoying when he sleeps
He's not like other book bfs where he's just clingy and cuddly,
No no, this man will probably be snoring one second and then a cute, little, cuddly, menace, the next
He'll snore sometimes, but softly (not too loud bc I can't have one of my fav fictional characters giving me the ick)
He'll just be sprawled across the bed, gripping your hand in his sleep, snoring softly, and just saying a bunch of shit that doesn't make sense (incoherent queen š©š„ŗ)
Poetic bastard;
Mr. "By you I am forever undone", has some tricks up his sleevessss
He'll randomly try to rizz you up with his Shakespearean ass vocabulary when you guys are finally in a established relationship
I can't think of anything poetic he might say so I'll leave it at that for now
So cute and demure in the human world;
He wouldn't really know what anything is when he visits,
So you'd definitely need to teach him,
But strangely enough he knows random ass shit like Lana deal Rey and Taylor Swift
He'd be like "Yeah, ig these mortals have tolerable music",
Meanwhile he blasts Red (Taylor's Version) at any minor inconvenience
Like ok, Mr. "Well maybe this thing was a masterpiece till you tore it all up"
Like yeah ok, Mr. "Perfectly fine" after you guys have a small ass disagreement and he's already halfway through Norman Fucking Rockwell
I love him.
These were random ass headcanons and I was gonna do spicy ones but idc bc it's almost 3 am
Let me know if I should do spicy headcanons bc I already have some creative ideas that include his tail...
