Woods Brothers

Hi, welcome to one of the laziest RP blogs on the planet. The muns here are Spirit and Laika, and we're both kinda on a hiatus right now (not so much Spirit any more). Sorry about the inconvenience, but we're either swamped with schoolwork or just not feeling it. Normally, Spirit rps as ONLY Liu and Laika ONLY Jeff. Please do not lump the muses in together in an ask, as we're likely to ignore it for the sake of keeping up with timely responses. Feel free to send in asks, and we'll get to them when we have the time and brainpower for it!

[cronchyrat]

Give me 6 characters and I’ll tell you who i would:

Push off a cliff

Kiss

Marry

Set on Fire

Wrap a Blanket around

Be Roommates with

[ask-jeff-and-liu]

Note:

(until further notice Jeff will remain unavailable)

[spookynursemel]

My muse has amnesia! Send an ask with what your muse’s response after discovering this is.

“

[ask-jeff-and-liu]

Liu i love you😍😍😍

“Many people do. Or claim to. What do you want?” Liu sighed.

[ask-jeff-and-liu]

A question for Liu......WHY U DO KAWAII

Liu stared blankly at the person. “Kawaii? What.”

[ask-jeff-and-liu]

best friend: *is sad*

me: WHO DO I HAVE TO F I G H T

[sonnywortzik]

ur fave is problematic: flame-throwing electric guitar man

i got nothin

he is pure

[accountnameholder-deactivated20]

i saw this on imgur and well, even if something like this is going around on tumblr already it is important.

link to imgur post

[4gifs]

[rynvasnormandy-deactivated20150]

GUYS YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW WONDERFUL THIS IS 

Parkinson’s is a degenerative disease and while it’s progress can be slowed down, it currently doesn’t have a cure. People suffering from Parkinson’s will experience a gradual loss of coordination and ability to perform even the most basic of every day tasks, including feeding themselves. 

This fucking spoon is HUGEfor them. Look at that gif of the man just trying to eat with the regular spoon and compare it to the liftware device. It’s NOT just a spoon, by the way, it comes with a fork as well, for example. 

I found the website for the project where you can purchase a spoon for someone you know/love and even possibly donate money to help someone out who can’t afford it themselves right: HERE.

At the very least, please spread this for all the people who have Parkinson’s or loved ones with Parkinson’s. 

You’ll help them take part of their life back. 

[davyjr]

that’s cool

[aww-tistic-deactivated20140810]

PEOPLE HAVE BEEN TAKING OUT THE ABOVE INFORMATION AND JUST REBLOGGING THE PICTURE.  IF YOU CAN REBLOG THE PICTURE, YOU CAN REBLOG THE LINK TO ACTUALLY HELP PEOPLE.  THANKS.

[sophie-watts]

Thanks 

[voreganic-deactivated20200606]

I don’t know which I find funnier “fuck shit up” or “faire smashy smashy”

[jennyslatesbutchgf]

TO DO SMASHY SMASH

[languagenerds-archive]

French: faire smashy smash 

English: to fuck shit up

[so-small-so-annoying]

[unsiighted]

PLEASE REBLOG IF YOU ARE 18+

[ask-jeff-and-liu]

So do you think is dumb to ship you and your brother (Liu x Jeff)

YES

[ask-jeff-and-liu]

Hey, awkward turtle here... Would you maybe wanna rp?

who? Liu or Jeff or what

[takenforpomegranate]

“Brown eyes are so plain and ugly you can’t even compare them to gems like emerald and saph-”

Stop.

Carnelian

Cairngorm

Cassiterite

Smoky Quartz

Zircon (brown)

Citrine

Diaspore

Dravite

Enstatite

Hessonite

That’s not even all of GORGEOUS BROWN GEMS THAT EXIST IN THIS WORLD. Just like there are a lot of beautiful brown gems they’re a lot of BEAUTIFUL BROWN EYES. BROWN IS A GORGEOUS COLOR. Start treating it like one. 

[featheredmoth]

"Amazing, your balance is incomparable." Liu shook his head and offered a hand to help her up, his expression unreadable.

"Uuuh… Heh I know. I try." She smiled nervously, her face burning in embarrassment. "Th-Thanks…" She muttered, taking the other’s hand and standing up.

[ask-jeff-and-liu]

She reached her hand out toward the dog, letting him sniff her before petting him. “U-Uh… I think I’m fine. Thanks though.” She gave him a nervous smile.

The Rottweiler sniffed at her hand, then woofed softly at her and licked her hand shyly. Liu chuckled and watched the interactions between his dog and this new girl. "You have a strange feel about you," the man muttered under his breath.

[featheredmoth]

"Amazing, your balance is incomparable." Liu shook his head and offered a hand to help her up, his expression unreadable.

"Uuuh… Heh I know. I try." She smiled nervously, her face burning in embarrassment. "Th-Thanks…" She muttered, taking the other’s hand and standing up.

[ask-jeff-and-liu]

As soon as he was sure she was steady on her feet, he pulled his hand away and put both into the pockets of his hoodie. Today he had decided to steal Jeff’s white pullover. “Well, since I helped you I may as well give my name or something. I’m Liu.”

[featheredmoth]

"Ah. Jessica." She looked around, hoping no one else would see that she fell so clumsily. Deciding she was good, she mimicked the other, putting her hands in the pockets of her own jacket.

[ask-jeff-and-liu]

He copied her scan of the area. Can’t be too careful, especially in Jeff’s hoodie. Oh, had he figured that out before… “Jessica. Alright, well be careful. If you fall at the wrong time it could be the last thing you do.”

[featheredmoth]

Well that was a strange statement. “Uuuh… Ok?” What the hell did he mean by that? Was it a threat? She stepped back, suddenly nervous of Liu.

[ask-jeff-and-liu]

"Don’t worry, I won’t hurt you. But there’s people around here that might." He shrugged and glanced behind him, in the direction of his house. "It’s getting dark, it’s not safe out when it does that."

[featheredmoth]

She just stuttered incoherently in response. “Wh-what?” Is what she finally decided on saying in the end. If he was suggesting she go with him, she wasn’t entirely sure she was going to be comfortable with that. Unfortunately, he was right though and she wasn’t anywhere near her place.

[ask-jeff-and-liu]

"Come on. I can’t really offer you any food since I don’t really have any but there’s a dog there at least… Don’t be alarmed, he’s friendly." He waved a hand for her to follow, walked toward his house a few yards, then glanced over to ensure she was following.

[featheredmoth]

Jess looked around for a moment, hoping for other options before following the other in defeat. Why she actually following a virtual stranger, one could only guess.

[ask-jeff-and-liu]

Well, at least he had no intention of harming her. Then again, he may not protect her if something came up. It only took about ten minutes to get back to the house, and he fished the key out of his pants pocket before unlocking the door to an excited half-grown Rottweiler. “Loki, settle!” The dog sat, but he watched Jessica curiously.

[featheredmoth]

She awkwardly stood in the entry way, unsure how to react in the house. In her nervousness, she fidgeted with her bracelets, staring at her feet. “His name is Loki?”

[ask-jeff-and-liu]

Liu nodded, then tucked his brown hair behind his ears and shrugged. "Yeah, his name's Loki..." He glanced around the living room. "Can I get you water or anything..?"

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[deez-nuts-for-real-justice]

i am legitimately crying real tears

[araignys]

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[themidgardmorningstar]

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