Chef at Large

Devour Everything [Indepentant AU Thief Nepeta. Most interactions online unless otherwise stated]

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:33 < not dead just busy!!!!! :33 < except not anymore!

:33 < moved my blog

:00 < guess ill have to be active now to keep some trolls from slandering my good name

[crepuxulum]

@ardentlychevied D »—> That is grossly untrue

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purroove it

[nxnsense-deactivated20170409]

Ya wcw

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purplepimpryda

  “my moirail just asked me to teach him smth”

hell yeah teach him how to pull that stick out his asshole

lmao thats sw33ps off

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D a m n it

I wonder if I can get him to get high with me maybe that’s how he’ll loosen up

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if you can get him to agr33 to that i will relinquish my position to u

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purplepimpryda

 “my moirail just asked me to teach him smth”

hell yeah teach him how to pull that stick out his asshole

lmao thats sw33ps off

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hey there’s a homestuck canon kid personality quiz y’all can take! tag your results in the tags if you want when you reblog it!

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my moirail just asked me to teach him smth

[crepuxulum]

Nep in A2?????

she’s the best, arouuuund,

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ardentlychevied:

*scarce

and what can i say! work and hive k33ps me busy~

has it b33n fun being acceptably social?

OKAY, FAIR. SCARCE, THEN. UNFORTUNATELY THAT’S ME AS WELL. 

“FUN”. TELL ME WHAT THIS THREE LETTER CRYPTID IS. I DON’T KNOW. I’VE NEVER FUCKING HEARD OF IT. 

[ardentlychevied-a]

well apparently u have to hit level 653 on the social level ranks before unlocking it

but yeah is b33n wild lately but im finally getting a break

[courtinggrievances]

WHAT. THAT’S SO MANY FUCKING LEVELS. HOW ARE YOU EVEN THAT HIGH? HOW MANY HOURS DO YOU HAVE INVESTED IN THIS RPG. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO UNLOCK “FUN”. THAT’S GOOD.

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lol u start getting levels the second u hatch

whatve u b33n up to tho? since uve b33n as scarce as  me

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ardentlychevied:

*scarce

and what can i say! work and hive k33ps me busy~

has it b33n fun being acceptably social?

OKAY, FAIR. SCARCE, THEN. UNFORTUNATELY THAT’S ME AS WELL. 

“FUN”. TELL ME WHAT THIS THREE LETTER CRYPTID IS. I DON’T KNOW. I’VE NEVER FUCKING HEARD OF IT. 

[ardentlychevied-a]

well apparently u have to hit level 653 on the social level ranks before unlocking it

but yeah is b33n wild lately but im finally getting a break

[courtinggrievances]

@ardentlychevied replied to your post: I’M BORED AND DON’T HAVE ANYTHING STOPPING ME FROM…

how abt replies instead

SURE, WHATEVER. HOW’S THINGS? HAVEN’T SEEN YOU IN A HOT ALTERNIAN MINUTE.

[ardentlychevied-a]

nm busy! ive b33n scared efurrywhere tbh

what abt you? you havent exactly b33n a social sallie

[courtinggrievances]

I’VE BEEN AS SOCIAL AS IS ACCEPTABLE. MAYBE NOT ON EVERY DAY BUT I DON’T EXACTLY CARE, EITHER WAY. 

LOTS OF BULLSHIT AS PER THE FUCKING NORM… WHY ARE YOU SCARED EVERYWHERE?

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*scarce and what can i say! work and hive k33ps me busy~

has it b33n fun being acceptably social?

[courtinggrievances]

@ardentlychevied replied to your post: I’M BORED AND DON’T HAVE ANYTHING STOPPING ME FROM…

how abt replies instead

SURE, WHATEVER. HOW’S THINGS? HAVEN’T SEEN YOU IN A HOT ALTERNIAN MINUTE.

[ardentlychevied-a]

nm busy! ive b33n scared efurrywhere tbh

what abt you? you havent exactly b33n a social sallie

[taitetsu]

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I’m a cute gf ur all missing out

[bardofslime-deactivated20180127]

@ardentlychevied yeah same :“o/ not much I can do. Buckle up and watch it or ignore it all together) )

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God, it’s so hard though. It’s just absolutely the worst.

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brb meat dogs and smooches