Not a Deity, Yet.

Overlord. Kayleen. I dream of the ocean. Will love on all cats. 19

[stability]

this made me laugh a lot more than it should’ve

[jennamourey]

A Full Face of Rhinestones

[lovepsychothefirst]

#listen I don’t watch Jenna Marbles#I’ve never subscribed to hr channel#but there’s one thing about her that I absolutely respect#she does NOT clickbait#she fucking COMMITS to whatever bull shit she says she’s gonna do#90% of her video titles LOOK like clickbait#but then the video is EXACTLY what the title says#how many balloons does it take to life my chihuahua off the ground#I DON’T KNOW JENNA WHY DON’T YOU FIND OUT#spends entire video reporting on increasingly annoyed Party City employees#as she ties over 100 helium balloons to a sling that her dog falls asleep in#while floating 4 feet above the ground#because she fucking found out how many balloons it took#‘MY DOG RATES SOAP’ says the video title#her Italian Greyhound has some kind of soap licking neurosis and shows clear preferences#by the end of the video her dog does indeed have a favorite brand of soap#I EAT DOG TREATS WITH MY DOGS#literally does exactly that and actually enjoys like 2 of them#I don’t follow her at all but DAMN does Jenna Marbles not fuck around#she just … does exactly what she says she will#like some kind of chaotic entity that combats clickbait by being exactly as absurd as the marketing implies

[michaun]

[sprf23]

I love her so much

[thejediguy]

Last day to post this gem

[not-in-front-of-the-klingons]

Only 6 hours and 20 mins remaining to post this nzd time.

[spoon-plays]

It sure would make more sense than me doing it

[literalnobody]

[eastegg-deactivated20200528]

david fincher on the set of zodiac: will someone PLEASE fix jake gyllenhaal’s twink hands

[iswearimnotnaked-deactivated201]

i think bo burnham is my sugar daddy

[viciere]

ok but did he deliver

[iswearimnotnaked-deactivated201]

of course 

[thepsychoticfuckingbiotic]

OH MY GOD

[toshio]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

I’m losing my mind over this

[humorteliblee]

[warandpeas]

Magnificent

[toastbutteregg]

hows everyone doing at college?

[8bitnatsuki-deactivated20200525]

hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year

[taragrimface]

(from a 2015 interview)

i hope she’s comfortable

[hella-gay-trash]

Please don’t forget the best one so far^^^

[eiruriofidkewoeeifjjdis374738-d]

another example of Koko’s humour by Jane Goodall:

[autumngracy]

Nothing pleases me more than to learn the fact that apes also will look at a thing and go “it me”

[chimericaloutlier]

#hardsame

[cronusamporaa]

not all who mcfreakin wander are mcfreakin lost

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

Bottom left stovetop burner stans make some noise

[porterr-robinson]

[purplefictionmom]

the ‘deja vu’ meme is legit my FAVORITE xD

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

Why does Catholic, the largest church, not simply eat the other churches?

[cinquespotted]

the Economist out here trying to fix the Schism of 1054