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something that lancer doesn’t get enough credit for is the fact that it makes supporting feel good. Like, there’s not a lot of outright support abilities in the game, and maybe that helps this feeling, but I’ve never met a Lancaster pilot who hasn’t walked away from a session feeling incredible about their party role.

vexwerewolf

The thing is that it's incredibly difficult to fuck up being a Lancaster pilot. That's not to say there isn't an incredible amount of skill that goes into doing it well, but the utility floor on the Lancaster is such that you can basically do shit all for an entire combat and so long as you don't straight up die, you're still providing value to the team via giving them a shared Repair pool.

Add to that the incredible utility of the battle taxi and you're laughing

jadeharleyinc

"blowing your load" and "cumming your brains out" are both really good, so you'd think "blowing your brains out" would be fantastic, but,

evil-scientist

i have invented this bunny-defeating wire to defeat bunnies

jaubaius

No way out

bogleech

idiot jail for ignorant beasts

lochnutmonster

Sisyphus

chortlebot

one must imagine sisyphus ouppy

namedr

arainydancer

steel-edged dancer

song: Tzusing - 日出東方唯我不敗

anoxthon

being a robotfucker while also being tech illiterate is so embarrassing

anoxthon

i'm like a straight man who doesn't know how to find the clit

datafags

guide to computer sex:

case fans: don't put your dick in these. stroke the outside carefully, in a circular motion, for maximum stimulation

usb ports: great place for penetration. flash drives are the traditional option but you can connect nearly anything, ask your partner if theyre into something specific. if theyre really kinky, try viruses or pentesting tools like the flipper zero.

power button: threatening to press it can be incredibly hot, but only actually press it with enthusiastic consent.

removable side panel: for getting really intimate. be very careful, the internals are sensitive!

hotswappable parts: sometimes SSDs (M.2 SSDs will be screwed in parallel to the motherboard, others may look different), HDDs (spinning disks inside big cases, usually get their own bay), and GPUs (big chips with fans attached) can be removed while your partner is running, but not all computers support this. this is a common part of BDSM, but make absolutely sure it's safe beforehand.

motherboard: the MOST sensitive part of their body! touch lightly and carefully. running the tips of your fingers along the traces is incredibly stimulating. play with the capacitors, too.

screws: loosening screws can be incredibly erotic, but be careful. especially with M.2 SSDs, this may cause problems! only loosen an M.2 drive if it is NOT mounted.

software: virus play was mentioned earlier, but also simply running very demanding software can be erotic.

download play: downloading embarrassing or illicit files is very hot. be sure to ask consent before installing league of legends.

firewall play: opening up or disabling your partner's firewall can be thought of as akin to exhibitionism. be careful with this, it can be a security risk, but most of the time it's not a big issue.

BIOS play: messing with your partner's BIOS settings can be incredibly intimate. remember, overclocking can be dangerous, only do it in small increments and very carefully! try starting with changing XMP profiles or something first.

that nub they have on thinkpad laptops: that's the clit.

remember some key safety tips:

ALWAYS wear protection! a static wrist strap is important if you are touching the internals, especially the motherboard.

heat warning! your partner will run hot when they're aroused. the GPU and CPU will burn you! even the SSD may run quite hot, especially during download play.

don't stick your dick in the fans. please.

for extra protection, keep viruses isolated inside a virtual machine.

emergency-broadcast-system

frogmoss1

straigt up one marvle they are smaller and less harmful than a bowler ball.

rhymewithrachel

Happy pride month to the bisexuals

hemipenal-system

petplay but the pet is the dom

vexwerewolf

Full Subjectivity Sync gotta have the most jarring tonal disconnect between its lore and its mechanics

Lore: I am one with the machine. Its steel is my new flesh, its wires my new nerves, its reactor my new heart. My veins are aflood with coolant. The edge of a sword kisses my armor and I feel the sting of pain, sharp and clear and cold, driving me onward. I dash forth upon steel legs and strike with arms of titanium. The hot wind of the battlefield scours my shining chest. The many-lensed cameras that are my eyes roll back in blissful anguish. The thrumb of my main gun echoes in my loins. I am an iron god. 🥵🥴😵‍😵

Mechanics: +2 Evasion ☝️🤓

robotgirlphimosis

Halimede you've done it again

Principles For Good Gift Giving As Extended To Transgender

paradoxical-coolsecondword

Halimede being a satire but also saying true and helpful things is confusing. People are always saying “Satire requires a clarity of purpose and target lest it be mistaken for and contribute to that which it intends to criticize”, and I think Halimede fails to do that. Or maybe it’s obvious and I’m just obtuse.

This gift giving guide is good, right? Am I not getting the bit?

demilypyro

The satire, at this point, is the idea of a cis woman who Really Does Care That Much. One who will never Quite "get it" or communicate entirely in a way that doesn't turn heads and raise eyebrows, but who does genuinely carry a ton of love for trans women in her heart, even if she expresses it awkwardly and often offensively. It's satire because it's a type of person you pretty much never actually encounter. In a real person, this behaviour would be threatening. The allyship of most cis women is often performative at best. Their faux pas can't be laughed off as lovable well-meaning stumbles, because that's not what they are, they're veiled insults used to other us. Signs that they don't Actually see you as one of their own. But being a character, Halimede is disarmed, and this behaviour is made harmless. Halimede also does not see trans women as being the same as her, but her love is real, and she often reaches the right conclusions about how their minds function and what they need. She's just also an idiot who says things you should never say to a trans girl's face. It's that lack of social sensitivity that allows her to state the quiet truths most leave unsaid.

It's a good gift guide, delivered with all the social subtlety of a sledgehammer to the face. A callout post about everything a trans woman denies herself, delivered with love.