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i want this to replace the john cena jokes
What each sign keeps secret…
How to Seduce Every Zodiac Sign
1. Aries: Spirited and Direct
Be bold and aggressive.. no need for permission, steal a breathtaking kiss as soon as the moment seizes you. The more forceful the approach, the better. Compliments go a long way too .. tell them they’re sexy and desired!
2. Taurus: Simmering Sensuality
Slow and steady.. savor the courtship phase. Bulls love gifts, show up with beautiful tokens. They’re extremely responsive to sensual stimuli, a subtle perfume will be a magnet. Lastly an earthy sense of humor seals the deal!
3. Gemini: Mind Stimulation First
The fastest way to their bedroom is through the brain. They love to be consulted about intellectual matters, but better yet is if you have a specialized knowledge they don’t! Nothing gets them more in the mood than intrigue!
4. Cancer: Romance Rules
They’re notoriously soft-hearted. Showing off your sensitive side seduces them. They secretly love being babied, and love being pampered with a home-cooked meal. Romantic atmospheres appeal to their sensualness.
5. Leo: 100% Focus
Treat them like they’re the most important beings in the world! When the lights are turned low, run your fingers through Leo’s mane, they’ll purr with delight.. Murmur words of praise, it builds the perfect mood.
6. Virgo: Orderly
Cleanliness is a virtue here, are your sheets laundered? You’ll need to be impeccably groomed too! Virgo likes to help, it makes them feel “needed” which is a good way to get closer to this organized creature.
7. Libra: Have Style
They’re sophisticated.. This sign needs to be romanced in high style: champagne, evening dress and music. Most of all perfect your kissing technique, they want a lover with finesse.
8. Scorpio: Intrigue Them
It’s challenging to seduce secretive Scorpio, and hard to gauge their reactions. A good first move? Take their hand and trace delicate patterns on the inside of their palm, let your body do the communicating.
9. Sagittarius: Be Adventurous
Humor wins and gets you acquainted with the Archer’s bedroom. The prospect of making love outdoors excites them. This sign is ruled by the thighs and hips, they’ll become deadly serious when you zero in on these areas.
10. Capricorn : Use Sophistication
A slow, steady approach works best with Goats. Limit your first encounter to a lingering kiss. Move further next time you see each other, with little caresses. They know that the best things in life are worth waiting for.
11. Aquarius: Unconventional Moves
Quirky, they’re a tough nut to crack. Be creative and a friend first, appeal to their intellect. The more offbeat your manner, the more attracted they’ll be. Know they’ve a rebellious streak.. dare one to kiss you!
12. Pisces: Fantasy Oriented
Transport them to another world.. verbalize fantasies. When they’re absorbed, a quick kiss on the back of the neck will do. They’ve many erogenous zones, including the feet. A friendly foot rub can fan the flames of desire.
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don’t date anyone. just become emotionally unavailable and work hard and get this money
me when home alone: *cooks great food, cleans the entire house, does the dishes, is genuinely happy*
me when parents are home: *can't even boil water, room is constantly a mess, becomes exhausted just thinking about leaving the bedroom, is constantly annoyed*
As an introvert, you can be your own best friend or your worst enemy. The good news is we generally like our own company, a quality that extroverts often envy. We find comfort in solitude and know how to soothe ourselves. Even our willingness to look at ourselves critically is often helpful. But, we can go too far. We can hoard responsibility and overlook the role others play. We can kick ourselves when we’re down. How many times have you felt lousy about something, only to get mad at yourself for feeling lousy?
Laurie Helgoe, Introvert Power: Why Your Inner Life Is Your Hidden Strength (via wordsnquotes)
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i dont think pearl deserves all this hate
sure dialga is a good legendary and all but palkia’s got its strong points too? honestly i think theyre objectively of equal value so i dont know why people are only getting diamond