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“Progress, not perfection.”

[thoughtkick]

“Learn to light a candle in the darkest moments of someone’s life. Be the light that helps others see; it is what gives life its deepest significance.”

— Roy T. Bennett, The Light in the Heart

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i realized that the secret formula of the Krabby Patty is possibly… a Crab

Here are a few points to support this

1. The Krusty Krab is shaped like a crab and lobster trap

2. At the episode “Mid-Life Crustacean.”, Mr. Krabs takes a bite out of a Krabby Patty and says, “So that’s what I taste like”.

3. You don’t really see much Krabs aside from Mr. Krabs and his mom and if you tell me there’s tons of Krabs in the episode "Kracked Krabs”, may I remind you that they’re not from Bikini Bottom 

4. Every menu item at Krusty Krab has the key ingredient in the name

However, Nickelodeon debunked this theory.

But still, it leaves us thinking. Is the secret formula a crab or not?

[lastvalyrian]

People are always talking about making John Green say “I love cocks” when it comes to having fun with tumblr’s ability to edit everyone’s posts but that one post where that person was saying fuckers and it got repeatedly edited to fudgers and meaners was 10000% funnier

[cosmic-aria]

This one?:

[goldturnedgray]

#none of this reaches the level of one time when staff made a post about a website update #and someone deleted the whole post and instead wrote #Were Deleting This Website Sayonara You Weeaboo Shits #i think about that literally every day its been ten years #every night i think to myself Sayonara you weeaboo shits (@cryptovocel) 

[katco-cereal]

[1-800-blurambles]

here u go 

[vermillion-tones]

choclay ornage is also pretty high up there

[pheygele]

this is one of my favorites for sure

[courtnashe]

Back when this site truly was lawless.

[perfectfeelings]

“When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.”

— Jimmy Hendrix

[andrew-garfielld]

ANDREW GARFIELD & OSCAR ISAAC ━ 74th Primetime Emmys (September 12, 2022)

[trashcora]

[makingqueerhistory]

“At the time when women in China were married, they would have their hair combed in a different way to signal to society and any men interested in courting them that they were not available. While the terms we use now for asexual or aromantic did not exist yet, the Golden Orchid societies had a system set up for women who wanted to avoid both marriage options and any romantic or sexual partnership by introducing “self-combing women.” These women would comb their hair into the style of a woman that was married and often even had a ceremony to celebrate such a decision, similar to a marriage ceremony.”

— Laura Mills (The Golden Orchid)

[ladyfairylight]

[positiveseed]

@positiveseed

OUR YOUTUBE

[blasianyaomomo-deactivated20220]

@ mutuals rb this w how tall you are i wanna know

i’m 4’11

[kourtneyinterrupted]

I’m 5’7

[vzm]

i hate shirts like this

[hatin]

via weheartit

[just-shower-thoughts]

The fact that Mermaids are humans at the top-end proves that Boobs are more popular than Butt.

[thickness-protection-program]

Tumblr drama vs other social media drama is so funny

Facebook drama: I will not be going to Uncle Todd's dinner tonight because he keeps saying racist stuff ♥️

Twitter drama: I cannot BELIEVE she said a slur 7 years ago. #canceled

TikTok drama: Is Chad Chaddington III ch3ating on Ash-Lindseigh????

Tumblr drama: *unintelligible paragraphs between coochiemonsterfromsesassmestreet and destielsfavoritepony37 (who apparently owns an illegal baby racing company)*

[audhdspacewizard]

[nflstreet]

[256gb]

[tallest-tulip-poplar]

Tbh this is more dystopian than some of the bs British and western media have made up about China and North Korea.

Government mandated sad time. No fun allowed. Look at this dead old bitch and cry

[assassin1513]

✨The Beauty of Jupiter ✨

[thoughtkick]

“You must love her because many have tried and failed. And she wants to know that she is worthy to be loved, that she is worthy to be kept.”

— Junot Díaz

[unclefather]