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me: i'm not drunk

me: *stands up*

me: holy shit i'm fucking wasted

kpoplegs

hvlth-gxth-deactivated20170928

He is a wizard. Accept his quest.

grimspy-deactivated20201130

HE’S EVEN LISTENING TO VAPORWAVE WTF

bobacupcake

im in quarantine so no ones allowed to interact with me but theres something objectively hilarious about hearing a knock at the door and when you go to open it this is all you see

azulzstupidity

rationalisms

using a pumice stone isn't very butch of you

i need you to know that this is already a top contender for funniest anon message of the year for me

catchymemes

rumpledspinster

Warming her tootsies.

intergalacticleg-deactivated202

me acting like ive did nothing wrong ever

bananatwinky

Today’s sponsor is NOT audible

comatose--overdose

And you can’t listen to the book and actually read it at the same time because the speeds won’t match up no matter how you tweak it and you’ll be driven insane

gothdolphin-deactivated20190409

me: how do churches deal with gluten at communion

first response on a catholic forum:

hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124

The Roman Catholic church is the only Christian faith with any mettle.

hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124

It’s not bread. It’s Jesus, dipshit. Next question.

regrettablyjake

It’s jesus, but also jesus’ body activates Celiac’s

unoobang-deactivated20210222

ollyollyoxenfreelitbm-blog

*will forever be about mob!sans*

muggertime

Indecent.

IM CRYING

I’m both.

undertale

here you go op

I fixed it, hope you dont mind :)

spoofenshmirtz

are you fuckign

worldeaterouroboros

HAHAHAHAHA

worldrevolving

i’ve been thinking about sans and god i forgot how fucking good of a character he is.

like i feel i’ve forgotten after a few years of various fandom interpretation but he’s like seriously such a good character. i mean good god. like, his entire existence is fucked up, being trapped in this world where he’s aware of the fact that the lives of the people he loves can just be destroyed and it’s out of his control. he doesn’t have any memory of these events but he knows and has become apathetic to the world around him because he knows he can’t do anything about it.

like fuck man that’s fucked up what the hell.

but it’s not just that. it’s the fact that he’s just a goofy skeleton who makes bad puns, stacks hotdogs on your head, loves his brother, and drinks ketchup, and despite all of the shit he endures, he’s still himself. depressed and nihilistic, yeah, but still himself. despite knowing that his efforts are literally worthless, he still keeps on for the people he cares about, especially for papyrus. sans enjoys being comic and he won’t stop doing so. he’s not just a quantum physics book hidden in a joke book, he’s a joke book hidden in a quantum physics book hidden in a joke book hidden in… okay you get it. does that metaphor make sense? idk man but w/e.

another thing i think is interesting is the way people see sans in the fandom is kinda meta. when undertale first came out and people began to learn about sans’s secrets, people started to see him as a badass with a messed up backstory who destroys you at the end of a no mercy run. everyone thought he was super cool and saw him as a really serious character. but then as time went by, the interest in his character became ironic. he was so cool that it became a joke. now he’s Sans Undertale, known fucker of moms and finger-er of asses. and i can’t imagine anything else being more fitting to sans’s character than that.

i apologize if this doesn’t make any sense at all, i just started getting really emotional about sans undertale and needed to post it somewhere lmfao