Names Jake. he/they, but my gender is irrelevant as far as I'm concerned. I’m very into lotsa games, more on that in my pinned. I like following game development, I’m a pretty big nerd about design… stuff like cut content, the process, weird niche facts and mechanics in games. I’m also big on lore in games, I like theorizing… or headcanoning in the case of something like minecraft. DMs are welcome, I’m very talkative!
Hiya! I'm Jake!! im a weird depressed-yet-silly nerd who loves video games (even if i dont play them as much as id like to...)
pronouns? he/him (but with they/them vibes) (my gender? who knows!!)
I generally use this blog to ramble about my fav viddygames, ramble about my life / vent (sorry not sorry), and reblog whatever. I don’t tend to reblog anything suggestive but ill tag it if i do
I like posting game ideas or concepts here, because I'm a big nerd for games, and ... well, is it fitting to say I'm an aspiring game designer? Game design fascinates me (and simultaneously confuses me sometimes-)
I'm also a big nerd about writing and stories in general, particularly in games. I'm that one person who'll exhaust all NPC dialogue.. I enjoy theories... lore... all that stuff. very fun :3
My fav games include minecraft, terraria, undertale/deltarune, pokemon, stardew valley, risk of rain, celeste, oneshot, and much more!
i also love music and animals. ive had many cats over the course of my life, and i love them all!! currently have 2 dogs and 2 cats…
While I also sometimes vent quite a lot here, I try to tag my different types of posts, so you can filter them out or just browse specific tags on my page. tags are ahead, though as of updating this I am soon going to attempt to mass change many of my posts tags and my tagging conventions:
#jake post - a new tag, just a generic post tag for non-reblog posts (will include self reblogs)
#reblog - reblogs.
I try to tag games that I talk about, (ie pokemon, deltarune, minecraft)
Things you may wish to filter out:
#[game name] spoilers - for if a post contains spoilers or leaks for a game, although any spoilers will also be behind a "keep reading" line.
#vent post- a vent post, which I will always include a "keep reading" line in. Don't feel the need to read these, I just like getting them out there sometimes.
#mild vent - similar to the above, but more casual frustrations or woes than serious topics. Same rules apply
retired tags:
#jake ramblings - general ramblings of mine, if you care to hear about them. May mostly be me appreciating my friends and cats. i use jake post now tho for most of my posts n rambles
#[game] rambling(s) - ramblings about specific games. i just tag the game now tho thats all
#toxicity mention - if theres anyone being rude or annoying that im responding to or. yknow. im feeding the trolls. i probably tagged it with this. i.e someone calling game devs stupid and dumb with no good reason (cough minecraft)
Accidentally bought my cat cantrip instead of catnip and now she’s casting eldritch blast at me from the overlook of her cat tree while demanding wet food only
discord letting you have custom emoji has really ruined my ability to communicate effectively on other apps. what do you mean i cant send jalute. what about givehand. cryingpat. torment. sittinghere. tvek. cant even send my wonderful beloved frogheart. whats the bloody point
casual pokemon player meme: I would like to have sex with this animal
competitive pokemon player meme: Bro thought he could switch his 252 Spe Borgulon into 252 SpAtk Choice Codpiece 2x Funny Dance STAB Mega Booboobus Peerless Tsunami 💀
this is the top post of all time on r/stunfisk (the competitive pokemon subreddit) and is has been a running joke for so long. sometimes i reference it and forget and have to explain it.
oh and one of the absolute ogs.
gonna put a few of my fav stinkposts on here too also.
i like being positive about the drops actually i think most of them are good minus a few nitpicks or like One Big Flaw but
i really cant get over how mojang made a cool ass "tree with eyes" mob anD DIDNT RELATE IT TO ASPEN TREES??
THE WHOLE PUPPET / HEART THING COULD EVEN TIE IN TO THE TYPES OF ASPEN TREES THAT ARE LIKE. INTERCONNECTED WITH THE ROOTS AND SHIT. AS A SINGLE ORGANISM.
like yeah i do generally kinda disapprove of designing a biome as if its a structure / making one surface biome specifically get special treatment in having a whole unique mob for it found nowhere else
BUT IF YOURE GONNA DO A SURFACE BIOME WITH EYES AND CREAKING WOOD
WHY NOT ASPEN !!! ! !! ! !!
if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems
hashtag literally not sponsored but like. okay. i own a lot of fangamer shirts. from the period of my life where i was big into merch and also because my family doesnt know what else to get me on bdays and christmas n stuff
but ive gotta say. ignoring the uh yknow everything that gets put into making a shirt. i just wanna say my favorite DESIGNS
cus tbh i think a good piece of merch doesnt SCREAM loudly like HEY im a GAMER yea. the subtle ones are really nice.. but honestly even ones that are very clearly merch can be nice if theyre just. really nice designs and dont look. too absurd. im not really afraid of being cringe but i kind of am lmao. SO here is JAKES TOP 5 FANGAMER SHIRTS (THAT HE OWNS) (EVEN THOUGH HE REALLY DOESNT CARE ABOUT FASHION THAT MUCH IRL TO BE HONEST.. OR GO OUT OFTEN)
top has to go to THIS celeste shirt designed by Jon Kay
gorgeous colors, really subtle on it being a game but its just a damn good design... also happens to be really comfy. shoutouts to their constellation climb skirt too, i know someone who that reminds me of lol
second place? its tough but i think ill hand it to this oneshot lamplighter shirt by NightMargin herself. really dig the colors
and like, yea its just straight up got the characters, but theyre good designs and oh my god is it cozy..
also on mine... the colors are washed out atp, way less vibrant, but it works as a really nice pajama shirt
next up comes this beautiful design by Ilustrata
i mean, people wear floral shirts. this is like. almost that. gamer equivalent. hollow knight is also mainstream enough and COOL enough that its the only shirt i have that has made people in public go "oh nice, [game]" . not afraid to show off that i enjoy what is just, a great game.. not just a great game but a good example of games truly being an artform id say
and okay, i lied theres not a fifth place. but speaking of floral shirts?
FLORALSEI!!! i love the design sm (dark creature obscured by cloak or whatever is always awesome. yes i love hatless ralsei but mysterious ralsei is cool AND WITH FLOWERS TOO? banger af. great for gatherings cus people dont even notice its a game shirt. its just a really nice flower design. thank u Nina Matsumoto
being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.
oh also minecraft uh minecraft new drop reveale soon.. hm
i know theres lotsa talk about if itll be a tie in with mc dungeons 2, and have like. some new dimension
they wouldnt do that in a drop, but i can see them having a musical focused drop with amethyst! or maybe echo shards and finally addressing the death problem / keepinventory debacle? or recovery compasses being recontextualized? that'd be really cool
my wild guess though is fletching table finally gets to shine
what if the endermen in minecraft were actually just like. hoarders. and they just REALLY want to make sure they have keepsakes from all around the multiverse because theyre afraid of loss. almost ironically
this isnt even the headcanon i follow rly nor is it based on anything in game but like
i think its a fun twist on the ror2-void-type-thing where they just collect stuff from different worlds to analyze and study it. except have it be that endermen came from like, Not The End, an Original Home Dimension that entirely collapsed.. and they fear it happening to other dimensions, so much so that they just. want to yoink keepsakes from the whole multiverse. before theyre gone
but eh i moreso follow the idea that endermen are just yknow, entropy. kinda. thematically i think its fitting to have a game all about creation have a whole species or even cult thats about.. not quite destruction but that is generally negative in reaction to. seeing you prevail and continue
...but i really have always loved the idea of just. endermen are the most silly little creatures to me, holding blocks like oo look what i found hehe. so i find it hard to accept them being an entropic force...
my problem is if i enjoy something enough i will be nitpicking. i Will have things to say about where and how it failed. out of nothing but love straight from my heart. unfortunately this often makes me indistinguishable from a hater who has never experienced joy or kindness. such is the amateur critic's burden.