✨Kpop Demon Hunters✨

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Celine: how did none of you hear what I just said?!

Rumi: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours

Zoey: I got distracted halfway through

Mira: ignoring you was a conscious decision

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Celine walking into her house: hello people who do not live here

Rumi: hey

Mira: hi

Zoey: hello

Celine: I gave you the key to my house for emergencies

Zoey: we were out of ramen

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Mira, angrily: ARE YOU-

Zoey: fucking

Mira: -KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Zoey: fucking

Mira: IDIOT-

Bobby: …what was that?

Zoey: Rumi banned Mira from swearing so I’ve volunteered to help her out

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Celine: what’s your New Year’s resolution?

Rumi: to finally confess my feelings for the girls

Mira&Zoey: your what?

Rumi: …fuck

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Bobby: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!

Bobby: *aggressively throws water bottles*

Mira: uh…

Rumi: he’s trying to yell mental health and well being into us

Bobby: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!

Zoey: *crying* it’s working

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Zoey: *running towards Rumi with open arms*

Rumi: *moves out of the way*

Zoey: hey why’d you move?

Rumi: I thought you were going to attack me!

Zoey: I was going to hug you!

Rumi: why would you hug me?

Zoey: why would I attack you??

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Zoey: can you guys just TRY to see it from MY perspective

Mira: *gets on knees*

Rumi: *crouches down*

Zoey: I will stab you both with my shin-kal

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Rumi: your smile? It makes my day

Mira&Zoey: your happiness? we live for that

Celine: a room? get one

Bobby from another room: HOTEL? TRIVAGO

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Rumi: here you go Celine! a nice hot cup of tea

Celine: it’s cold

Rumi: nice cup of tea

Celine: it’s horrible

Rumi: cup of tea

Celine: I’m not even sure if this is tea

Rumi: cup

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Rumi: come on I wasn’t that drunk

Zoey: you were flirting with us

Rumi: so what? you’re my girlfriends

Mira: you asked if we were single

Rumi:

Zoey: and then you cried when we said we weren’t

(Narrator: she in fact WAS very drunk and never touched soju again)

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Rumi making mandu-guk and dropping a dumpling on the floor: this is sadder then the time I asked Celine to kill me

Mira and Zoey choking on their tea: excuse us?!

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Mira: you were stabbed do you remember anything?

Rumi: only the ambulance ride to the hospital

Mira: that wasn’t an ambulance I drove you

Rumi: but I heard a siren

Mira: that was Zoey

Zoey: sorry I got nervous

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Celine: what’s a thot?

Rumi: it’s a thoughtful person

~later at the dinner table~

Zoey: here’s the salt Celine

Celine: thanks Zoey you’re such a thot!

Mira: *spits out water*

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Zoey: we have to get to namsan tower and we have to get there fast

Rumi: then I should drive

Mira: why you?

Rumi: I have nothing to live for and I drive like it

Zoey: ok let’s do it

Everyone in the car: *screaming*

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what should’ve happened

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Zoey: *unbuttoning shirt* god it’s so hot in here

Rumi: I know that but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?

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Rumi: the food is too hot I can’t eat it

Mira: you’re too hot and we still eat you

Rumi: *blushes*

Mira: *winks at her*

Zoey: *smirks*

Celine: one dinner I just want ONE dinner