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zubbyzub

darqueloaf

OMFG this is brilliant

aceofstars

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT OH MY GODD

squeakysquare

vieux-yeux

jessie-and-the-dead

O h m y g o d

POPOSCHMATZEN

The awkward moment when your sister's godmothers sons yell random german while using the Nintendo DS and you don't understand shit of what they're saying and you just sit there acting like it's the most normal thing in the world.

SUMMER!!

I'M BAEK

iraffiruse

Frozach Submitted

dapperpea

I am a literature student and I have tears of laughter in my eyes

miceenscene

"Oh, to be toilet paper, that I might touch that cheek."

iamherculesmulligan

#The Tragic Tale of Bumeo and Juliass (via dammitjim-imthedoctor)

"Do you wipe your bum at us, sir?"

"No, sir, I do not wipe my bum at you, sir, but I wipe my bum, sir."

miceenscene

"Diarrhea on both your houses!"

iamherculesmulligan

#Good night good night farting is such sweet sorrow

"How silver-sweet sound lovers’ toots by night, Like the softest music to attending ears.”

saucefactory-deactivated2019103

THIS POST IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME

missnouveau

…I have a very hard time not reblogging this every time it pops up but OH MY GOD IT GOT BETTER.

notmakoto

bye

stoned-levi-deactivated20150901

that kid is the embodiment of 2013

exopreferences

gif request ^^ When they accidentally walk in on you while you were showering, Thank you!!!

he he derp face

xiumin:

Luhan:

Kris:

Suho:

Lay:

Baekhyun:

Chen:

Chanyeol:

D.O:

Tao:

Kai:

Sehun:

s-l-e-e-p-y-child

HOW MANY SCROLLS DOES IT TAKE TO REACH THE END OF TUMBLR?

totally-relatable

THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW.

more relatable?

jongdaefinitelynot

Hi ^^ still in love with your tags. Why is Chen called a troll btw? I know he's hilarious and kind but I haven't seen evidence of trolling (apart from that one fan am with Xiumin where he kept staring). Thanks!

(that actually happened, see fanboard replies below)

/laughs at self while trying to act like a wolf and later admits it/

/throws tennis balls at people while shooting photobook/

/lies about seeing ghosts to scare other members/

“A fan asked Chen, “How many hours do you sleep each night?” Chen said, “24 hours.” The fan then said, “But you’re here right now!” Chen said, “The me you’re seeing right now isn’t me, but rather a substitute.”

“The host didn’t pick Chen to be in his group instead he picked Lay. When he sat on the chair, he fell down because it was fake and Chen said “you didn’t pick me, karma”

“Chen said that at least he dance a lot better than Suho”

“Chen revealed that he has a video of Suho crying saved on his laptop. He (and the rest of EXO) watch it when they need a laugh.”

"when kris hyung takes too long in the shower i turn off hot water"

"host: ‘I love you’ chen: ‘Thank you’ host: ‘THATS ALL?’"

"we have no money"

"I am EXO’s dancing machine"

"youre handsome" "I know"

/ranks self 2nd in most popular with girls/

"I’m not jealous of any of our members"

"Kris? Whats good about kris?"

fanboard replies

shit chen says tag