still reading elvira’s memoir and this is the most romantic shit I have ever read in my entire life
we go from meeting her wife
to falling in love with her wife
to KISSING her WIFE
followed by a two page POEM about how much she loves her WIFE

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oozey mess
noise dept.
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occasionally subtle
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cherry valley forever
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#extradirty
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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still reading elvira’s memoir and this is the most romantic shit I have ever read in my entire life
we go from meeting her wife
to falling in love with her wife
to KISSING her WIFE
followed by a two page POEM about how much she loves her WIFE
made a capybara sticker sheet today for Anime North!!! excited to get her printed ✨
whose your fav little guy? thinking of charms too!
ko-fi • commissions • etsy
I'm gay and my glasses are dirty
reblog if you’re gay and your glasses are dirty
not even God can predict this ending
at dinner people were talking about how much they cried during their weddings and my one cousin said she was SO determined not to cry, made it through the entire ceremony, but then during the reception her husband leaned over and asked 'hey, do you want me to get together a plate of roast beef and hide it in our room so we can have Night Meats?' and she went 'night meats?' and started sobbing because that was so romantic to her
ofmd lines I quote on the daily:
~~Edward Teach, born on a beach~~
my fucking resignation, you absolute TW A T.
you can stab me in the face now
THERE’S A SOCK ON THE DOOR.
I DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
check out this fabulous booty I’m hawkin’!
still here. morning.
thisisfartoofastthisisfartoofastthisisfartoofastthisisfartoofast—
FUCKING. NATURE. FUCK YOUUUUUU.
I would love to be stabbed by Jim
oooooh daddy… daddy…
don’t kill one another, you guys!
oh my god, this is happening.
a dollop of milk and seven sugars :)
man for sale! someone buy my booty!
Cats are terrifying, everyone knows that… because they’re witches and they’ve got knives in their feet.
hanging on. by a thread. hanging on. then it goes - shouldn’t let go, if I let go, all will fall. fingers bleeding. down to the bone now. can’t let go. nothing makes sense. hold on. hold on. hold. on.
I’m not a F U C K I N G mermaid
now that’s a fuckery :)
Coming, Nana! I’m coming for some cake!
m’NOses!
ohhh, the light-skins >:(
some of us are trying to BASK in MOON-GLOW.
sorry… pissed on your boots.
I’m in the blanket fort. the door’s the blue cushion.
DO THE WOODEN BOY VOICE
you’re very cool. and you wear leather. so you might not understand this.
I’m no prostitute, mate!
I’m gonna go mug a guy for a dinghy :D
look at that… you wear fine things well.
have you ever been sketched? ;)
you mean curl up into a ball and die..?
oh hello, I’m a little wooden boy and me- me legs are sticks
Izzy. They’ve Got A Bird Guy.
just put some fucking imagination into it, man.
you don’t belong in doggy heaven :’(
Ed + how knowing Stede has changed him
EWAN MCGREGOR as CHRISTIAN MOULIN ROUGE! (2001)
Wow, I knew Reagan did a lot of stuff that turned out bad, but I didn't realize it was "you can clearly see on the charts when his presidency was" bad
GMless TTRPGs
So, some of you might have noticed I’ve been dipping my toe into 2-player indie TTRPGs lately and having an absolute blast. I can highly recommend the experience, and also in general the experience of playing GM-less games if you want to play roleplaying games with someone but don’t want to do any prep.
Now, if you’re wondering where to get these kinds of games, there are many available on itch.io. However, I actually decided to write this post as a general PSA that there’s a LOT of these games that were a part of the Itch.io Bundle for Racial Justice and Equality that was sold last year. I know many people bought that bundle, and that probably, like me, you all feel a little overwhelmed by the number of games and resources that were in that bundle. Maybe you weren’t even aware that there were TTRPGs in that bundle.
So, to help you out: Someone on Reddit made a google sheet overview of all the TTRPG games that were a part of that bundle. It contains info like a short summary of the game, number of players, link to the store page, etc. I’ve been making my way down the list and picking out the ones that caught my interest, but I’m sure there’s many of you out there that would love the chance to explore these kind of little games as well!
My personal favourites so far (although I haven’t played all of them yet!):
- Apotheosis - 2-5 players
A game about the relationship between what a culture experiences and how that influences their dominant cultural legend and the stories they tell each other across generations. GMless collaborative storytelling, no characters, worldbuilding.
- Dead Friend - 2 players
A game where you play as two friends, one recently deceased and a ghost, the other the necromancer trying to bring them back. During the necromantic ritual you reflect on the shared history that brought you to this moment. GMless collaborative storytelling, character roleplaying, one shot.
- Dream Aflame - 3 players
You play as desperate survivors in a desolate magical land, but also as the land itself and its inhabitants. Gmless collaborative storytelling (but players can take on ‘elements’ of the world), roleplaying characters, world exploration, journey, map drawing, multiple sessions (3-6).
- I’m sorry did you say street magic - 2-6 players
A game where you build a city together, filling it with all the little details that make it feel alive. Gmless, no characters, worldbuilding.
- Navigator - 2 players
You play as The Client who is trying to find the Room which is rumoured to grant your wish, or The Navigator who is guiding them through the mysterious restricted area called the Zone. Gmless collaborative storytelling, character roleplaying, world exploration, journey, map drawing, one shot.
- Over the Moon - 2 players
A dating game for two moon cultists, one of whom loves the moon a little too much, and the other trying to fix their comrade by online dating with ‘normal’ people – but oops, you matched each other instead! Gmless character roleplaying, instant messaging, played over the course of full lunar cycle.
- Ships that Pass - 2 players
You play as two queer spaceships that have a crush on each other (and sometimes you also play the pilots of the ship and agents of the MAN). GMless character roleplaying, one shot.
- The Land Whispers - 1-4 players
Build a peaceful homestead for yourself and your loved ones out in the wilds, as you uncover the secrets of the land and the people who came before you. Gmless collaborative storytelling, world exploration, character roleplaying, one shot (but might require multiple sessions).
- Together / Alone - 2 players
You play as the Envoy, who has arrived in a foreign land seeking an alliance, or the Local who is leading them to the capital. As you travel, you try to form a cross-cultural connection. GMless collaborative storytelling, character roleplaying, journey, one shot.
- Wanderlust - 2-4 players
A game where you all play the same character, The Wanderer, who is about to set off on a journey. But the game is about the last few days before you leave, as you say goodbye to the people you love. GMless collaborative storytelling, character roleplaying (shared character), one shot.
Dogs getting to pick out their Christmas gifts
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Owning a weighted blanket is all fun & games til it's time to make your bed
Whirling and juggling my weighted blanket high into the air like an Italian chef throwing pizza dough
they’re not wrong tho 👀
Some of yall in the notes really wanna steal terms from bi women who have been using them since before you were born. Sit down and shut the fuck up.
“Bisexual: Assume Nothing” has exactly the same energy as 95% of modern Bisexual shitposts and I love it
Older Black gay men in long term relationships are rarely covered or seen by main stream media.
Here's the article, very well worth the read
people who argue over whos the better (gay) fictional wizard, gandalf or dumbledore, are BOTH wrong. its merlin from the sword in the stone (1963).
this guy set the bar for wizard characters nearly 60 years ago and he's been killing the game ever since