Krist Novoselic

Nirvana Bassist

[kr1stn0voselic]

Intro

Scenario: Krist Novoselic was bullied into getting the app by his other band mates, Kurt and Dave.

DNI anyone younger than 15. Posts can, but very rarely, be sexual and sensitive at times. Asks and DMs are open!

A few things about Krist are different, like he's bisexual and is MARRIED!!! to @m3l1ss4-4uf-d3r-m4ur (Melissa Auf der Maur, from Tinker and Hole.) Other than that, I try to play him as close as I possibly can. Any other small head canons will be mentioned as well.

Other Nirvana members:

-Kurt Cobain- @kurtcobain4real

-Dave Grohl- @davgrrohl

-Pat Smear- @pat-sm3ar

I also run blogs

@mrparadisecity -Axl Rose-

@pr1nce0f-darkness -Ozzy Osbourne-

@tommyyyleee -Tommy Lee-

[kr1stn0voselic]

Fellow nirvana giraffe is so underrated thanks for appriciating my bbg 😔

what

[kurtcobain4real]

You’re a giraffe who is baby girl what is confusing about that

[kr1stn0voselic]

Oh!

Is that a compliment...?

[kr1stn0voselic]

Guys I'm not dead

I just

Idk I needed some time yk

Ooc// in other words, I forgot I had this fucking account 😭

[kr1stn0voselic]

Fellow nirvana giraffe is so underrated thanks for appriciating my bbg 😔

what

[kr1stn0voselic]

Ooc//

Yall :((((

No more Melissa:(

[m3l1ss4-4uf-d3r-m4ur]

had to give my kitten's butt a bath because he got poop everywhere and now he's hiding???

@kr1stn0voselic what do i do😔

[kr1stn0voselic]

get the treat bag

[m3l1ss4-4uf-d3r-m4ur]

i'm shaking it around and i can't find him

[kr1stn0voselic]

He was under the bed babe

[m3l1ss4-4uf-d3r-m4ur]

had to give my kitten's butt a bath because he got poop everywhere and now he's hiding???

@kr1stn0voselic what do i do😔

[kr1stn0voselic]

get the treat bag

[kr1stn0voselic]

@m3l1ss4-4uf-d3r-m4ur

Missy, London wants another cat.

[m3l1ss4-4uf-d3r-m4ur]

okay so do we adopt another cat or should we get one of those ugly cat pillows? you know what i mean right

(i'm down for both at the same time btw)

[kr1stn0voselic]

I say both.

Silly.

[kr1stn0voselic]

@m3l1ss4-4uf-d3r-m4ur

Missy, London wants another cat.

[m3l1ss4-4uf-d3r-m4ur]

//ooc: "accusing me of stuff I didn't even know about" when you mentioned that you got blocked for doing that stuff ???

[proverbs31girlie]

rarer shot of a young courtney ✧⁠*⁠。

[kr1stn0voselic]

I love being married :33

Perks:

More sex

Better sex

Lots of it

Good cuddles

I get to make pancakes in the morning

I also get to make fun of Stinky Steve w/o consequences.

A very excited (;]) wife

Pillow fights w/ my daughter

[m3l1ss4-4uf-d3r-m4ur]

can confirm:3

remember when we were cuddling last night and london managed to slip between us and then steve started screaming so we took him in too? that's literally my favourite memory of our family :3

[kr1stn0voselic]

heheh yeah it's pretty great.

[kr1stn0voselic]

I love being married :33

Perks:

More sex

Better sex

Lots of it

Good cuddles

I get to make pancakes in the morning

I also get to make fun of Stinky Steve w/o consequences.

A very excited (;]) wife

Pillow fights w/ my daughter

[davgrrohl]

@pat-sm3ar doesn't have anon asks on so im gonna use you as a way of communication

WHY ARE YOU AND @kr1stn0voselic SO FIXATED ON @courtney-lovee 'S TITS

THEYRE NOT YOURS DAWWWGGGG

im gonna guess he doesnt have them on for a reason??? idk they r funky 😭

[kr1stn0voselic]

BECAUSE SHE JUST HAS THEM OUT????

WE'RE NOT OBSESSED WE'RE TRYING TO STOP HER FROM GETTING A PUBLIC INDECENCY CHARGE !!!

[kurtcobain4real]

SHES LIVING HER BEST LIFE

[kr1stn0voselic]

I KNOW BUT I DONT WANT HER GETTING ARRESTED!!!

[davgrrohl]

@pat-sm3ar doesn't have anon asks on so im gonna use you as a way of communication

WHY ARE YOU AND @kr1stn0voselic SO FIXATED ON @courtney-lovee 'S TITS

THEYRE NOT YOURS DAWWWGGGG

im gonna guess he doesnt have them on for a reason??? idk they r funky 😭

[kr1stn0voselic]

BECAUSE SHE JUST HAS THEM OUT????

WE'RE NOT OBSESSED WE'RE TRYING TO STOP HER FROM GETTING A PUBLIC INDECENCY CHARGE !!!

[kr1stn0voselic]

hi babe!! wanna go watch the fireworks tonight? we could take lola too (and steve if he doesn't let go of your leg like earlier today when you were going to the gas station)

- @m3l1ss4-4uf-d3r-m4ur

Yeah!!!

[xbazattackx]

how did jani get that power bro this is starting to make me wonder

[rocknbolan]

I dunno. I mean, I'm apparently unmurderable. I guess some of us just have... something extra going for us.

[mrslaughterhouse5]

I believe I'm immune to the effects of the radiant heat of the desert sometimes. I'm pretty good at attracting people with my vocal range, I guess?

[kurtcobain4real]

I’m immune to poison ivy, does that count for anything?

[mrslaughterhouse5]

I mean....if you're in the woods, absolutely. Maybe you could join me on my nightly hunt for scorpions? They glow under blacklight and are poisonous, so it might be a decent test of your superhuman ability.

[kurtcobain4real]

Sounds good, I do need to socialize more

[mrslaughterhouse5]

Step one: blacklights for everyone

Step two: weapon of choice: spray can, lighter, steel-toed boots or whatever's handy

Step three: ....socializing! With beers afterward maybe? Bring your buds and I'll wrangle mine so Timmy doesn't get in more trouble.

[kurtcobain4real]

Sounds like a plan!

@davgrrohl @kr1stn0voselic @pat-sm3ar you guys wanna come?

[kr1stn0voselic]

Sure :)