FUCKIN WINDOWS 98

they/them serving up slop since 2013

[burgrs]

Sun in FUCK!!!!!! moon in PISS!!!! SHIT rising

[krekhead]

[seasonallydefective]

Past experience tells me that people who have never been called cute/pretty/gorgeous really swoon when you do this

[hispartyinvite]

FUNNYBUNNY ENJOYERS CAN I HEAR A LET'S GO LESBIANS

[nevver]

“He is always on the brink of suicide … because he seeks salvation through the routine formulas suggested to him by the society in which he lives.” — Umberto Eco on Charlie Brown

[noahsfault]

One of the biggest tragedies of half the TADC fandom rejecting Jax's transness is they're not appreciating the fact that goose trojan horsed her transfem character in the shell of a tumblr sexyman and then made it canon in cinemas

You are robbing yourself of how funny that is and I'm sad for you

[mint-swirl]

they teach you the golden rule, treat others how you want to be treated, but in a pinch you can apply the silver rule (be kinda selfish because you’ve earned it) or even the bronze rule (manipulate others purely for your benefit).

[merelymaple]

There's also the stone rule: Just start hitting people.

[mint-swirl]

that’s right

[tatichiclete]

[bat-bestie]

how am i supposed to function under these conditions [sleepy]

[kingjizzard]

[dogpuppy]

[cogbreath]

he was actually right about this btw

[coughloop]

waiter can i have another menu now i finished reading this one

[anglaised]

a kettle cooked potato chip will purify you

[bgm05]

The animal is gay for being alive

[mxmuffin]

I love this gif. Me when I need my stool

[elliespectacular]

some of my greatest ideas come to me right as I've shut the computer off, put the phone down, and gotten into bed

[mxmuffin]

I love this gif. Me when I need my stool