fart out your dick

My name is Krystal. I go by Krys, Kriffy, Kristina, Balenzo, Babyhands, Scabs, etc. Im 21, GRADUATED #2015. ENTP/Taurus Snapchat: kriffyv "Ah, you don't...If you only knew! You see, she is just like a child... Her mind is entirely unhinged, you see... from sorrow. And how clever she used to be...how generous...how kind! Ah, you don't understand, you don't understand!" - Crime and Punishment (1866)

[lousolversons]

The Lighthouse (2019), Dir. Robert Eggers.

[birdloaf]

the four horsemen of the apocalypse

[sheebal]

…..

[klausesdiego]

moodboard all of this happened in the course of 3 seconds

[atwotonedbird]

It just hit me this 3 seconds is him saying “you threw off my groove”

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

“The low-maintenance woman, the ideal woman, has no appetite. This is not to say that she refuses food, sex, romance, emotional effort; to refuse is petulant, which is ironically more demanding. The woman without appetite politely finishes what’s on her plate, and declines seconds. She is satisfied and satisfiable.

A man’s appetite can be hearty, but a woman with an appetite is always voracious: her hunger always overreaches, because it is not supposed to exist. If she wants food, she is a glutton. If she wants sex, she is a slut. If she wants emotional care-taking, she is a high-maintenance bitch or, worse, an “attention whore”: an amalgam of sex-hunger and care-hunger, greedy not only to be fucked and paid but, most unforgivably of all, to be noticed.”

— Hunger Makes Me, Jess Zimmerman

[blobdylan]

[sixpenceee]

Water evaporating instantly in an Iraqi desert. (Source)

[philomonstrum]

Holy hell

[bevsi]

sophie’s crush on natalie gives me life..

[charlesoberonn]

Bi girl and bi guy: *kiss each other*

Me: wlw and mlm solidarity

[navyasarchive-deactivated201905]

biphobes in the notes are big mad 

[dirtyhippiie]

[costamacncheese]

How do I explain to my family that Brie Larson can hip thrust 400lbs without making it sound like the gayest fact I’ve ever learnt

[queer-things-and-stuff]

HoW!?

[queer-things-and-stuff]

[mens-rights-activia]

400 pounds!?!?!???

[aggressionbread]

got an oil change and the guy told me i needed a tire rotation. lmao, the tires are rotating every time i drive it, that’s how it works. idiot.

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

me pushing forward with my life even though i didn’t plan to live past the age of 21

[honigimohr]

accept that you arent special to some people and move on

[teenagerposts]

woman: i miss you like the deserts miss the rain

man: oh that's so sweet, i--

woman: i've adapted to existence without you, buried everything we made together, and prolonged exposure to you would be disastrous.

[tkkatherineblog]

Inst @jo.rdan

[teenagerposts]

employer: so what would you say is your biggest weakness?

me: probably just like who I am as a person

[manimoonz]

Lmao

[homolust]

my ache, my other ache, a black cat, and some cheese.

[manimoonz]

[bando--grand-scamyon]

LORD HAMMERCY ON MY LIIIIFE

[bxtchrelax]

😂😂😂

[champagnethotti]

they said cheese 😂😂😂😂