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You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light

hotvampireadjacent

sometiktoksarevalid

ocean-again

sound on, they are not singing the tune you would expect.

crpl-pnk

you ever realize how able bodied people just are not expected to do things that cause them excruciating physical pain? like they’re just. not

if i shouldn’t use my cane because i can sometimes technically walk without it, it would just hurt like a motherfucker then abled people should no longer be allowed to use potholders to take things out of the oven because i mean

well they could technically pick up a hot pan with their bare hands. it would just hurt like a motherfucker

crpl-pnk

*sees an abled person using potholders*

i just think it’s really sad that you’re giving up on yourself like that

crpl-pnk

if you use potholders how will you ever build up the calluses necessary to pick up scalding hot metal without burning yourself so severely? it’s like you’re not even trying to get better

darklingdawns

I mean, my mother uses potholders, but she’s in her 70s. You’re just… too YOUNG to be resorting to potholders at your age.

kipplekipple

If you start using potholders, your inability to hold hot metal will only get worse.

planouteverythingitwentwrong-de

As a professional cook I was, and still am, able to pick most stuff up out of an oven without a pot holder. I might get blisters and maybe it will hurt, but usually it won’t

crpl-pnk

AMAZING! based on this one specific individual’s experiences i will now safely assume that it’s possible for anyone to overcome hand pain & leave potholders behind for good!!! as long as you want it bad enough, anything is possible!! make this story go viral so that all those self pitying losers who still use potholders know that there’s no excuse

☆♡LIKE & SHARE IF YOU WERE INSPIRED!!!♡☆

what-even-is-thiss

When I was a teenager I had a phase where I called soccer football because the rest of the world called it that but eventually my dad told me “You know, there’s a point where acting smart doesn’t make you smart and just makes you annoying. Refusing to use the word that everyone else around you uses doesn’t make you smarter than them.”

So anyways I call it soccer now.

#bullying works #futbol

queer-as-city-folk

Anti-city people are just plain fascinating to me

thewinter22

> doesn't trust the environment to send kids shopping

> walkable cities would fix this problem

> doesn't want walkable cities

philomonstrum

*rides past on a cargo bike blasting QOTSA*

cyberpunkpavlichenko

The moral of Death Note is that cops raise evil children

laterkiss

*flirting* are you ever repulsed by ur desires

what-even-is-thiss

How can I get a full time job as the wandering stranger that comes into town and gets by on odd jobs and has their face partially obscured by a hood and/or cowboy hat

philomonstrum

How do you fare with a rifle and a poncho?

what-even-is-thiss

The upside to the adhd forgetting that you made yourself a drink thing is thinking to yourself “man I could go for a drink right now” and looking to your right and seeing a drink has appeared there. Thank you, past me. I lost you somewhere but you have still provided.

zeeimpalaangel

Dimension 20 | Misfits & Magic S2 | Ep 3

Don't worry, Evan, Jammer is coming to save you

thememedaddy

slagzz

Dimension 20 Playtime is Over

Refining my theories from earlier, this is what i think the season will be about. A child or children evacuated from London go to a country house (which is what we british people call a mansion in the countryside), and play with the old victorian toys which the owner of the house, probably an old man who is also a wizard (a la Narnia) hasn't played with since he was a child.

The child or children are then lead away by fairies, and the toys being the only ones who know what's going on, or perhaps because they can only communicate with people possessed of the magic of childhood or something, have to be the ones to go and rescue the kids. So they go off into the otherworld/nearby fairyland situation, and do whatever they have to to rescue the children.

While some people think the players will be playing fairies, and while i don't think this is out of the realm of possibility, the names they give, Constance, Clyde, Tiddlywinks, Avery, Calypso, and Wyon, maybe one or two of these could be fairy-ish, like Calypso or Wyon, but i could just as easily see these being victorian toy names.

my current predictions for the objects the players will be is Marionette, Frightful porcelain doll, rocking horse, toy soldiers, teddy bear, and then after that I'm not sure.

Obviously this is just a theory, but i'm excited to see how it matches up to the actual season.

#get those predictions in early #dimension 20 #dropout tv #brennan lee mulligan #playtime is over #d20 #Dimension 20 playtime is over

beardedmrbean

bigboysdrinkmilk

Why is there a diarrhea parasite outbreak in America?

Because Donald Trump and his Republican allies cut funding to disease prevention and control.

Why is measles back in America?

Because Donald Trump and his Republican allies, including RFK Jr, cut vaccine and measles prevention funding and programs.

Why is the New World Screwworm infecting cattle in Texas, when it had previously been eliminated from the area?

Because Donald Trump and his Republican allies, including Elon Musk, cut USAID funding, which in part worked to monitor and prevent screwworm outbreaks.

Why was there a flu outbreak in our armed forces?

Because Donald Trump and his Republican allies, including Pete Hegseth, cut vaccination requirements for our armed forces, putting all of them at risk alongside our military readiness.

What contributed to the Covid outbreak?

Donald Trump and his Republican allies cut funding to a pandemic prevention program in his first term because Barack Obama had created it.

“America first” sends its regards. Trump voters, please learn your lesson. And if you don’t, it’ll be taught to you again with yet another diarrhea outbreak.

bigboysdrinkmilk