flowers in your hair

Brianna-20-Bi-NY/PA Professional plant mom and mother of (bearded) dragons

[chasekip]

[orlyman]

[tacothefish-deactivated20211105]

Watch me whip this mf out in the middle of rainbow road

[spacemancharisma]

so here’s the problem. I once yelled because I saw a centipede and my boyfriend commentated “a friend!” and when I said “no!” he added “and maybe....... a lover..” the problem is. now this has become standard procedure for referring to centipedes. so now I get messages like:

[toadscools]

WHY IS MY NAME BEEF IN YOUR PHONE

[spacemancharisma]

you know................. like bf...............

[tiktoks-we-like]

[heathyr]

The way they say “shrubbery” gets me e v e r y time

[carrionthird]

[I deserve… husband of the year award.

I just dropped my husband and his family off at the airport, got some coffee, made it home… and he calls me… to say… tsa wouldn’t let them bring their 80$ lush hair… product onto the flight and it was too late to check it back. *zooms in on his face* so he hid it in a bush.

so guess who’s going back to the airport? *voice cracking* to dig through some shrubbery?

we’re here.

*montage of him getting to the shrub in silence and collecting the bag*

that was. so shady.

there was a whole family sitting on the bench in front of the bush and I had to be like *high pitched nasally voice* ‘excuse me, just gotta… heh! just gotta reach in there real quick.’

*running the product through his hair* if he thinks he’s getting this back he’s wrong.]

[psxgfx-deactivated20180706]

been wearing these all summer 

[bunjywunjy]

*I bust into the roller rink, hootin and hollerin and trying to lasso the other patrons*

[golfgalaxy]

bored. might levitate just because

[brandoncarlo]

me: it’s allergy season

friend: how can you tell

me:

[sinnlosekunst]

once i’m mentally stable and fully covered in tattoos it’s over for you

[kawaki]

i don’t think you guys understand how much I think about this vid

[filmeditors-deactivated20230605]

[deeperwells]

[a-mischief-mannaged-star]

Felt like that when I found out

[alphashrooms-deactivated2021022]

While verifying this I found out that Chelsea Peretti’s brother, Jonah Peretti, is the CEO of Buzzfeed

[live-in-fury]

Robin Lehner wins the Bill Masterton for perseverance and dedication after overcoming substance addiction and seeking help for mental-health issues.

[kallmekmk]

I’m screaming.

[itdidntscandoesitsmeanitsfree]

[tennantbutt]

i dont need to go clubbing anymore i just go to the local grocery store that plays 80s music and stand there

[destinadamorir-deactivated20190]

anyone: you don’t have to handle everything on your own

my stubborn ass: ….but i want to

[just-shower-thoughts]

If gas prices keep going up it will be cheaper to snort cocaine and run everywhere.

[dammitradar]

finally a good fucking shower thought

[niggazinmoscow]

Or how about healthcare…

[flotsamandptsd-blog]

so anyway, eat the rich