We'll Never Never Never Need Your Love

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[paulisdead]

Stacked cast tbh

[crazy-brazilian]

[figdays]

Growth Original Art Print // LefrTales

[weonsinnombre]

[steadfast-deactivated20210221]

This is the way you’re supposed to do pranks!

[darcyshire]

I try SO hard not to make faces when I hear someone around me say wild shit but I just can’t stop myself

[doodle-shenanigans]

Choose your fighter

[holic-user]

This is the funniest shit

Thank you so much for sharing

[sandersstudies]

Genuinely convinced that my husband and I just don’t have the object permanence to be jealous.

When I’m out until midnight he’s not like “I bet she’s getting hit on by other guys” he’s like “heehee viddy games, hoohoo painting”

And then when I do come back it’s like “:D oh shit I forgot you existed but im glad you reminded me.”

[sandersstudies]

My husband, arriving home and seeing me: :D oh nice I have a wife

Me when my husband arrives home and I see him: :D oh nice I have a husband

[sandersstudies]

Yeah we are just a couple of golden retrievers that lay on the couch and heave a heavy sigh and then see each other and go absolutely wiggly bonkers

[ruinsoftheempire-deactivated202]

This is so cool

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[phoenix-of-the-night]

Everything changes while everything stays exactly the same

[brunhiddensmusings]

me at a museum- (gazing at a random item of mundane life) what was the name of the person who made you? what songs did they sing? what jokes did they tell? what was their favorite food? did they ever marry their sweetheart? who remembered them when they died?

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[murdergirlfriend]

[you-are-another-me]

[filthyprotozoan]

there is no “gay people music” we arent a monolith and we all have different taste. except for that rasputin song.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I never used to understand what “making connections” looked like but it turns out it’s standing at a party and saying “I’ve been thinking about getting into the film industry” and someone saying “Oh, Sarah works in the film industry” and Sarah yelling from accross the room “Did someone say my name?!?!?!”

[what-even-is-thiss]

You casually mention that you’ve been thinking about such and such and your professor overhears and is like “oh I know someone who works there. Do you want me to email them for you?” And you go “Sure.”

[what-even-is-thiss]

It’s the six layers of separation thing. Everyone is only so many layers away from everyone else. So if you stand in the correct rooms and say the correct things out loud once in a while eventually someone will say “Oh, I know a guy.”

[what-even-is-thiss]

And then eventually you turn into the guy that someone knows. I think. It’s hard to tell.

[glumshoe]

Me: “Welcome! May I offer you a free mask?”

Visitor: [looks around incredulously] “But why? There’s no one else here.”

Me: “...well...there’s me?”

Visitor: [laughs] “You don’t have anything to worry about.”

[glumshoe]

Every day I’ll hear large groups pause outside the door, read the “masks recommended” sign, debate whether or not to put them on, and then say, “Oh, well, there’s no one here, just an employee. We don’t need them.”

Cool! Come inside and find out how good I am at spin kicks!

[hopesterling]

reblog to give retail and restaurant workers the right to spin kick unmasked entitled shitheads

[tranarchist]

I love this because like 99% of this kind of paleoart is patriarchal Man the Hunter type fantasies but these guys are just like “fuck it we’re outta here”

[musiclovingmoth]

we have not changed.

[fvmilivr-deactivated20240222]

cursebearing hips

[geniusoflove]

WHO THE FUCK IS WATER MARK

[scatterbrainedadventurelog]

Oh honey, that's a what, not a who. I know nouns are hard in the era of intellectual property, but keep trying.

[geniusoflove]

WHO IS WATER MARK

[wiisagi-maiingan]

Imagine if, instead of buying NFTs, those people "adopted" wild animals, zoo animals, or animals in rescue and rehabilitation and get to help great causes and conservation AND get cute photos and stuffed animals and updates about the animals they're supporting.

Imagine if all the money that went into mining cryptocurrency and buying NFTs went into general conservation efforts instead, if it was used to help our planet instead of destroy it more.

[wiisagi-maiingan]

Exactly! Instead of an NFT linked to an ugly computer generated image or art stolen from someone else, you get a certificate with a photo of a polar bear and a cute stuffed polar bear to cuddle with, along with the knowledge that you're supporting efforts to protect arctic ecosystems and endangered animals :)

Everyone wins! Unlike with NFTs, where nobody wins.

[musicalhell]

Good news: World Wildlife Fund allows you to do exactly this! There’s a bunch of species to choose from and the plushies are adorable.

[niuniente]

Majority of the big animal sanctuaries and wild life protection programs do this kind of adoption. You adopt a resident of the sanctuary/program and get photos, some goodies and news of the said animal to your email.

Here are a few:

Aussie Ark - Adopt a Tasmanian Devil, a Koala, an Easter Quoll, a Squirrel Glider or a Brush-Tailed Rock Wallaby. https://www.aussieark.org.au/adopt/

A Whale Museum - Adopt an orca, also for classroom adoptions for children https://whalemuseum.org/collections/adopt-an-orca

WDC - Adopt a whale-program https://adopt-us.whales.org/

Big Cat Sanctuary - Adopt a feline like a Tiger, a Black Jaguar, a Snow Leopard etc. The list on your right has all adoptable felines. https://thebigcatsanctuary.org/marketplace/

The Elephant Sanctuary in Tennessee - Adopt an Elephant https://shop.elephants.com/product/43E6178/adopt-an-elephant

The Shark Trust - Adopt a Shark https://www.sharktrust.org/Pages/Category/adopt

World Animal Protection - Adopt a Bear https://www.worldanimalprotection.org.uk/get-involved/adopt-a-bear

You can find lots and lots of adoption options for a good cause just by googling “Adopt [animal]” if you wish to adopt a certain animal.

[rhaenyrastormborn]

Thanks to this post, I have adopted an orca named Oreo, and an elephant named Minnie.

[andhumanslovedstories]

Bumper stickers shouldn’t be like political opinions and fandoms. They should solely be facts about you and you’re driving that other driver’s might like to know. I want a bumper sticker that says “I’m scared of left turns and I know you can make a right on red but this car doesn’t turn so good in the rain so we’re gonna wait until it’s green.” They’ll still honk but I’ll know I’ve pled my case before my peers.

[catchymemes]

[sweet-soul-brotha]