Kristen Not Kristin

Life. If i had one I wouldn't be here now would I?

[lovelypupies]

[saltrat88]

[killin-the-machine]

These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit

[fluffytail-kills-time-and-space]

This is the most Chaotic Neutral thing I’ve ever seen.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[fuckyeahdragrace]

[chaoticgood-queer]

Straight men who embrace their femininity, express emotions in a healthy way and help advocate for minority groups without speaking over them? Big dick energy.

[cyborg-and-the-chamber-of-chisme]

You mean

[hellokaren]

I’m on mobile so the pics won’t load but i know this has to be terry crews/jeffords

[memeuplift]

[alinastarkovz]

hogwarts houses + hijabs

[theavengers]

[potterhead-slytheringirl]

Art by:@emilyscartoons

[ravenclawravings]

Hufflepuff: I had fun hanging out with you today!

Ravenclaw: Me too!

Ravenclaw: *under their breath* But now I’m so drained and need to spend the next 72 hours by myself.

[elevenor]

Bonus:

[keybladesoras]

This is No Man’s Land.

[goldengodwinston]

Quotes from jersey shore that Angela Shepard would probably say

“I’m putting Vaseline on my face. I’m putting my hair up, taking my earrings out, and beating the crap out of her.”

“If you want to make out with me, just ask. I’ll say yes.”

“Whatever you think I said, I probably did.”

“You are fucking drunk! Get in your fucking bed!”

“It’s like your tits… it looks sick, but it’s fake.”

“We don’t go on dates. What is a date?”

“Regardless if you’re gonna fight back, I’m gonna swing.”

“She skipped that part of the story. She went from chapter one to chapter three.”

“This hair ain’t moving, my dude. 150 miles an hour on the highway, on a street bike… doesn’t move.”

“I think Victoria should have kept that one a secret.”

“Shut your mouth, you dirty little hamster!”

“Just give me his social security number. I’ll have him taken care of.”

“To call me fake it’s some… it’s just, like, blasphemy.”

“Don’t worry about what our girls are. Worry about you.”

“He’s not my boyfriend, so I can do what I want.”

“How the hell did I wake up and my hairs still done?”

[thingstolovefor]

“Imagine a world without hate”. #Love it!

[goddamnalientourists]

Did this post just provide us with a glimpse of an alternate timeline because damn

[osmundpriestt]

Oh look it’s the Good Timeline

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[asgardianwarriorprincess]

[glitchedwitch-deactivated201608]

OH MY GOD I FINALLY FOUND IT

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THOR PAGE OF ALL TIME 

[pervocracy]

Me in history class: Wow, humanity has been through some fascinating times!  I wonder if I’ll ever live through major historical events!

Me now: NO NO NO NO NO I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE

[merricatte]

Our entire generation: WE WANTED FUCKING SPACE TRAVEL WHA T T H E FUUCKS