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[kuuderecatgirl]

hypnosis works on me because I listen to women

[pankendev]

i don't care if i flop. bunnies do that

[ashstfu]

so it truly does hit you on a random december afternoon how much life has changed since last year

[markovchaingang]

i've seen things you people are probably already familiar with

[threedollarsdotcom]

oh yeah wise guy well why dont you find inner peace and live a meaningful fulfilled life

[northirish]

What? No I'm not mad, of course I'm not mad. Yeah I know my boss music is playing, don't worry about it. Come closer.

[rexalogy]

[jennifersoftpawz]

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[monster2001]

[transrubato]

This is your pilot speaking. Do you fw me?

[dienothemink]

sometimes i say “i think” but actually i know. on account of being the knower.

[dogpuppy]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

when I say "you should kill him" and people look at me weird

[innovadesexual]

my house is pretty awesome ihave an elephant in the room and a skeleton in my closet

[rollcaskett]

not many know this, but girls can awawa for extra points

[alex-or-lex]

Ötzi the Ice Slut