some kind of creature

blair | she/her | adult | bunnygirl | tcg obsessive | send/tag me anteater posts | my likes are cute animals only if you need a smile

[dollettecouture]

[phillip-bankss]

I'm sorry your parents named you Philip ☹ I could name you something better

[iamoutofideas]

meowth voice: today I’m takin james to da clinic to get an aboition

[pjackk]

Ok but why are the suckers and losers trying to kill me today

[lucyleviathantv]

pjackk's corpse has washed up upon the shore rusted and covered in seaweed

[lucyleviathantv]

they pushed his corpse back out to sea

[pjackk]

Damn! i want mintchimp icecreamo

[homophobla]

Omg pjackk you're back!!

[homophobla]

HUH??? pjackk was just unbanned and then immediately banned again!?

[cricketandmouse]

They’re passive aggressively cleaning each others faces in the banana bed rn

[cricketandmouse]

peace and love on planet earth….

[fapper]

Fuck

[marinebiologyshitposts]

shrimp tempura

[waterandsilver]

crazy how the printer is the only piece of tech that acts up like that almost every day of its life. and we just accept it

[waterandsilver]

i don't think i've ever met a printer that actually wanted to be a printer. i think most printers have dreams of being on the stage

[pjackk]

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

[dear-girl-something]

kids will be like "appy juice is my favorite" and when you ask why theyll say its because of dialectical materialism

[miraclemaya]

pjack is resurrected on the third day of pride. consider that.

[helenvaughans]

Things don't have purposes, as if the universe were a machine, where every part has a useful function. What's the function of a galaxy? I don't know if our life has a purpose and I don't see that it matters. What does matter is that we're a part. Like a thread in a cloth or a grass-blade in a field. It is and we are. What we do is like wind blowing on the grass.

–Ursula K. Le Guin, The Lathe of Heaven

[hotvampireadjacent]

[stupid-twink-girl]

this is going somewhat viral on twitter so i’m posting it here too

[lakevida]

when jimmy fallon dies theyre incorporating his ashes into a ben and jerrys limited time flavor

[flipchild]

Instead of saying crass B.S. like "what the c****", or "what t*** fuck", why don't we simply spread joy and say, "what the pleasure"? Reblog, if you agree. [tumblr]