[mustardtigress]

tobë wisdom

[garrettauthor]

This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

[ripcallum-deactivated20130223]

when someone says their eyes change colour

[therealraewest]

Pokemon Logic

[teenscoolest]

Mom: Hey isn't this house great for us? You can have your own room!

Mom: *realizes there's only one bedroom in entire house*

Mom: Well honey it's time for you to embark on your pokemon journey across the country I'll miss you take your time goodbye

[sesh]

[jakemorph]

[moonkitty]

writer from 200 years ago: heres a simple story about a man on a boat with no underlying themes

english teachers:

[southernsideofme]

[sirfrogsworth]

[unclefather]

[memecage]

[xxxtictacion]

Me making a friendship only to find out they’re a dick

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

this is my mom making stroganoff

[deactivated8888-deactivated2018]

[jennagoesvegan]

who wants to ᵘʰʰʰʰʰʰ kiss me

[chaarmandeeer-deactivated201904]

[hotboyproblems]

[chipthekeeper]

I have a lot of pet peeves but I think the biggest one is when people say things like “oh it’s such a small town, only 35,000 people” like bitch my town has 200 people, you need to pick a new adjective 

[geltoothpaste]

Fuck the system also I love making out