Dope

This is totes my blog. I have no filter, so nothing is spoiler free. You were warned.

[krocksursocks]

I know it’s been a hot minute, but I feel the need to document that last night I had a dream that rewrote Queer As Folk to make Brian a vampire and very little had to change to make that happen.

[simplyshelbs16xoxo]

watching syfy alice for the millionth time just to feel something > therapy

[dropoutposts]

"would it kill a Victorian child" is out. "Would it send Brennan Lee Mulligan into a tailspin" is in

[krocksursocks]

So, I know I do not spend as much time here as I used to based on watching Fresh. Somehow, I knew the basic ‘meat’ of the story, but OMG, there must have been an absolute field day over Seb that I absolutely missed.

[sirfrogsworth]

My god, what if this entire time all we had to do to solve our billionaire problem was goad them into submarine pissing contests?

"Hey Elon, I heard you suck at building submarines and some Chads in scuba gear had to save the day. You probably couldn't even get halfway to the Titanic."

"Hey Jeff, I heard your ex-wife say she could visit the Mariana Trench before you."

"Hey Trump, there's a burnt steak leftover in the Titanic's galley."

Sadly this particular billionaire is using a really nice submarine made of steel rather than used carbon fiber they found in a dumpster.

But that doesn't mean we can't loosen a few bolts.

Forget eating them.

Implode the rich.

[thefrogman]

In that episode of Mythbusters, the steel tanker was resisting implosion. They had to drop a large block of concrete from a crane to compromise its structural integrity.

I am mentioning this for no reason in particular.

[freshbaked-bread]

i saw this:

and thought it would be fun to actually work that out. so

DOCTOR WHO IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER

Sheet1 the myth makers,1200 bc the romans,64 the fires of pompeii,23-24 august 79 the eaters of light,2nd century,1st doctor the pandorica

^^^ every doctor who episode in chronological order

(pls let me know if theres any mistakes! i got most of the info from the tardis wiki so idk if its 100% accurate)

[plentyoffandoms-deactivated2024]

Jack Black did more of Hit Me Baby One More Time, and I am living for this.

What an ad for Kung Fu Panda 4

[coffee-in-that-nebula]

BABYYYYYY I DIDNT KNOW I WAS SUPPOSED TO FALL IN LOVE TODAY

[krocksursocks]

The first time I heard this through the walls of my office, I knew there will be an entire generation of kids who think this is the original version of the song.

[krocksursocks]

I don’t think I have ever been so heartbroken watching 10 minutes of television. You stupid fuck.

[poetry-protest-pornography]

This is the best one

[thischick25]

[thischick25]

I blazed this post yesterday as a kind of "event" for one of Tumblr's unofficial "holidays", and right now it's a little bit past the halfway point in the campaign (it was approved later than I expected).

I have to say it's not doing badly, and has been an interesting experience to follow!

[manyblinkinglights]

Is this literally what it is? It’s just It’s Gonna Be May but we’re riffing on his hair? Please, I’m so gullible. This is the real thing that it is, right?

[thischick25]

Yup! It went from captioned screenshots or gifs of Justin Timberlake from the music video making fun of his pronunciation of "me" as "may" (+/- the "roses are red" type poetry), that specifically say "It's Gonna Be May",

To unrelated (and often uncaptioned) pictures of Justin from any old thing/era, that people understood as "it's gonna be May",

To an obscure reference to his "ramen noodle hair" era vis-a-vis a block of uncooked ramen that takes the place of the picture of Justin!

So now, during the last week of April when you see:

Roses are red,

April is grey,

But in a few days,

Then you understand via the chain of logic that "uncooked ramen noodles" = unrelated photo of Justin Timberlake = "it's gonna be May"!

[curlicuecal]

This is one of my favorite memes because it's so many levels iterated from the original. :3

Anyway here's another:

[lizardlicks]

it's like the dodge ball now representing Apollos gift of prophecy to random Tumblr posts. we're starting to speak in hieroglyphics

[justjensenanddean]

Jensen Ackles 🥵  | December 17, 2022 [x]

[krocksursocks]

Why is it that when my brain sees absolute beast of a man Alexander Skarsgård acting like a naive, innocent little puppy it goes absolutely feral?

[tyanis]

Kinda feel like there's some untapped meme/reaction image potential from old horror movie trailers...

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

No more dating apps I want to fall in love the traditional way: accidentally stumbling into a dystopian version of Wonderland and going through an adventure with him which involves me addressing my deep-seated trust issues

[krocksursocks]

Okay, sobbing through the last episode of season 5. I have many thoughts: 1. Why did Wonkru not cook the meat? Seems like it may have been more palette able. 2. Bellamy and Clarke are so in love and everyone knows it including Echo. 3. End Book One?????!? I’m sorry, pretty sure the book one I read ended underground in Mt Weather. Along with 100 other inaccuracies, no pun intended.

[krocksursocks]

So, I’m 100% a simp from day one, but oh my GODS season 5 Murphy is sofa king beautiful.

[krocksursocks]

So IRL these two humans had enough chemistry to literally get married and have kids. Source material these two characters are in love. But show cannon? Nah, just besties. I hate existence.