I'm the Ringmaster in the Circus of Bad Choices

| Jordan | 20 | They/Them |

[bottleshark]

Beau!!!

Dedicated to @alltheladiesyouhate, who is actually just one lady that I like a lot.

[intothefey-blog]

“I’m always a fan of going down”

[pretend-animator]

Morrigan and Leliana have a little down time on an away mission

[mxwormie]

sleepy on main

[cuntissimo]

absolutely fatigued on main

[alwayslively05]

Fucking exhausted on main

[elpatron-delmal]

finally realized that i was never asking for too much, i was just asking the wrong person

[insomniac-arrest]

It was ‘Ms. Frizzle’ and not ‘Mrs. Frizzle’ because it was the 90s and the magic school bus lady couldn’t marry her gf yet

[catsuggest]

cat: *apex predator with over 2,900 confirmed kill*

humaine @ cat:

[adventuresingay]

[empressnacho-deactivated2017060]

The story behind the gif: the guy wouldn’t stop opening his daughter’s mail so she mailed “herself” a glitter bomb to teach him a lesson

[aworldfortheyoung-deactivated20]

Good

[jeveuxtarevanche]

me: please don’t panic and overanalyze things again

brain: how bout i do a n y w a y

[vegyta-deactivated20181007]

U ever juss…wanna hide ur face in someone’s neck and …. Sleep

[lowtideandhightea]

Me, talking to @kroganmom : “ITS 20GAYTEEN, WE’RE GONNA BE USEFUL LESBIANS IF IT KILLS US”

[bumbleshark]

once these nails dry……bitch..

[firbolgonmain]

Hey Chelsea you ever think about that wild bitch from Holes who painted her nails with rattlesnake venom and clawed a motherfucker across the face?

[bumbleshark]

that was a very special moment for my young lesbian ass, thankyou for reminding me

[bikebutch]

Struggling to keep your rolled up sleeves looking nice is gay culture

[jestbianmoved-deactivated201812]

this isn’t even a meme anymore this is accurate

[fashion-runways]

GEORGES HOBEIKA Couture Fall/Winter 2018

[jeskawoodwriter]

[spacecadetmal]

~$~ little mass effect things ~$~

paying fifteen bucks for a dlc where your friends are more horrified that you broke a sushi restaurant than the fact that you have an evil clone.

[raretypespecimen]

*randomly materializes out of a murder of crows with a slurpee in my hand* hey guys what’s up?