Kronos

1# hater I will haunt your nightmares ANGRY.

[kronos-offical]

INTRO POST THAT IS BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE’S INTRO POST:

I am Kronos…Titan of Time and King of the Titans, the most POWERFUL child of Gaea, Lover and Husband of Rhea, and unfortunately a father of plenty traitorous offspring that I dont care to name. But most importantly, I WILL RISE AGAIN!!!!

(Hi its mod EEK! So i made this blog simply because I thought would be funny LMFAO 😭 kinda based on the pjo interpretation of Kronos since yk thats the whole reason i made this blog but also not really so BE WARNED!! DISCLAIMER, IM GONNA BE MEAN! but its always in character unless I state otherwise I promise :3 mwah)

(And most importantly, this blog is just for funnn it started as a joke LOL. Besides its spooky season so why not)

[kronos-offical]

Please bring him back?

@lyre-player-and-singer

My refusal still stands in the face of manners.

[lyre-player-and-singer]

Why not! What has he done this time?

[kronos-offical]

He sent me back to the pit which I don’t exactly appreciate. Why am I even telling you this? I don’t have to explain myself to the likes of you!

[kronos-offical]

Please bring him back?

@lyre-player-and-singer

My refusal still stands in the face of manners.

[kronos-offical]

*Hades wakes up in an unknown place, head throbbing from the knockout. He groans, coming to, only to realize he's restrained in some way*

- @king-of-the-underworld-13

(FOR LEGAL REASONS THIS IS A RP AND NOBODY IS IN ANY REAL DANGER)

*Hades would come to find that he is tied to a chair with Kronos sat opposite him. Wherever they were was incredibly dark, the only source of light coming from very far overhead. Kronos was speeding up time, yet he stopped when he began to notice Hades finally beginning to stir and come to after being knocked unconscious for soo long.*

There you are, took you long enough.

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

*Hades looks around, instantly trying to struggle*

"Let me go! What are you going to do to me?!"

[kronos-offical]

A lot of things. Im going to rip you apart, build you back up, then do it all over again. It’s been far too long since we’ve had some one on one father and son time.

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

*struggles harder*

"You won't get away with this. They'll find me."

*is terrified*

[kronos-offical]

I don’t doubt that they’ll find you, yet whether you’ll be all in one piece is an entirely different matter.

*Kronos then stands and walks over to a nearby table, looking over the array of objects placed on top of it.*

How are you enjoying my pit soo far?

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

"W-what are those? What are you g-going to do?!"

*Hades struggles harder, finding it harder and harder to calm down*

[kronos-offical]

Well there’s only soo many things you can do with a knife, a dagger, an axe, pliers, saws, this device specifically designed to remove eyes, I could go on…

[kronos-offical]

Bring Hades back.

@lyre-player-and-singer

It’s truly amazing how many of you think commanding me to do something will actually make me do it.

[kronos-offical]

WHAT DID YOU DO TO HADES, KRONOS!?

@crime-lord-offical

Im sure you’ll find out eventually.

[crime-god-offical]

GIVE HIM BACK OR PC WILL SEND PC’s DINOS AFTER YOU AGAIN

[kronos-offical]

AND ILL KILL THE DINOSAURS AGAIN.

[crime-god-offical]

*kicks you in the shin hard* YOU WILL TAKE PC TO HIM AND YOU WILL DO IT NOW AND LET HIM GO

[kronos-offical]

Throw as many tantrum as you want, it won’t change anything.

[crime-god-offical]

… gggrrrrr *jumps on your head*

GIVE HIM BACK GIVE HIM BACK GIVE HIM BACK

[kronos-offical]

*he throws her off of him and kicks her into a wall*

Attack me again, and your brother will be the one paying for it.

[crime-god-offical]

…. Please Kronos… please give Hades back… please…?

[kronos-offical]

Look at you, pathetic. Give me one good reason why I should even consider listening to your begging.

[crime-god-offical]

… Because that was why you had PC right..? To help you…? Please Kronos… please let Hades go…

[kronos-offical]

Oh so you finally caught up.

That was in the past, you’re too many centuries too late to be of any possible use to me now. But even if you were, you’re too soft, too childish, too weak and gullible and oblivious. You’re a mistake.

Now stop snivelling and begging like a baby, it’s not happening.

[crime-god-offical]

Just give him back! Please… is there anything PC can do to make you give Hades back?

[kronos-offical]

That depends, how far are willing to go to get him back?

[crime-god-offical]

… *inhales* PC will do whatever PC can

[kronos-offical]

Hm….ill keep that in mind.

[kronos-offical]

Watch alien stage i promise it’s sooooo peak

No.

[kronos-offical]

*Hades wakes up in an unknown place, head throbbing from the knockout. He groans, coming to, only to realize he's restrained in some way*

- @king-of-the-underworld-13

(FOR LEGAL REASONS THIS IS A RP AND NOBODY IS IN ANY REAL DANGER)

*Hades would come to find that he is tied to a chair with Kronos sat opposite him. Wherever they were was incredibly dark, the only source of light coming from very far overhead. Kronos was speeding up time, yet he stopped when he began to notice Hades finally beginning to stir and come to after being knocked unconscious for soo long.*

There you are, took you long enough.

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

*Hades looks around, instantly trying to struggle*

"Let me go! What are you going to do to me?!"

[kronos-offical]

A lot of things. Im going to rip you apart, build you back up, then do it all over again. It’s been far too long since we’ve had some one on one father and son time.

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

*struggles harder*

"You won't get away with this. They'll find me."

*is terrified*

[kronos-offical]

I don’t doubt that they’ll find you, yet whether you’ll be all in one piece is an entirely different matter.

*Kronos then stands and walks over to a nearby table, looking over the array of objects placed on top of it.*

How are you enjoying my pit soo far?

[kronos-offical]

WHAT DID YOU DO TO HADES, KRONOS!?

@crime-lord-offical

Im sure you’ll find out eventually.

[crime-god-offical]

GIVE HIM BACK OR PC WILL SEND PC’s DINOS AFTER YOU AGAIN

[kronos-offical]

AND ILL KILL THE DINOSAURS AGAIN.

[crime-god-offical]

*kicks you in the shin hard* YOU WILL TAKE PC TO HIM AND YOU WILL DO IT NOW AND LET HIM GO

[kronos-offical]

Throw as many tantrum as you want, it won’t change anything.

[crime-god-offical]

… gggrrrrr *jumps on your head*

GIVE HIM BACK GIVE HIM BACK GIVE HIM BACK

[kronos-offical]

*he throws her off of him and kicks her into a wall*

Attack me again, and your brother will be the one paying for it.

[crime-god-offical]

…. Please Kronos… please give Hades back… please…?

[kronos-offical]

Look at you, pathetic. Give me one good reason why I should even consider listening to your begging.

[crime-god-offical]

… Because that was why you had PC right..? To help you…? Please Kronos… please let Hades go…

[kronos-offical]

Oh so you finally caught up.

That was in the past, you’re too many centuries too late to be of any possible use to me now. But even if you were, you’re too soft, too childish, too weak and gullible and oblivious. You’re a mistake.

Now stop snivelling and begging like a baby, it’s not happening.

[crime-god-offical]

Just give him back! Please… is there anything PC can do to make you give Hades back?

[kronos-offical]

That depends, how far are willing to go to get him back?

[kronos-offical]

WHAT DID YOU DO TO HADES, KRONOS!?

@crime-lord-offical

Im sure you’ll find out eventually.

[crime-god-offical]

GIVE HIM BACK OR PC WILL SEND PC’s DINOS AFTER YOU AGAIN

[kronos-offical]

AND ILL KILL THE DINOSAURS AGAIN.

[crime-god-offical]

*kicks you in the shin hard* YOU WILL TAKE PC TO HIM AND YOU WILL DO IT NOW AND LET HIM GO

[kronos-offical]

Throw as many tantrum as you want, it won’t change anything.

[crime-god-offical]

… gggrrrrr *jumps on your head*

GIVE HIM BACK GIVE HIM BACK GIVE HIM BACK

[kronos-offical]

*he throws her off of him and kicks her into a wall*

Attack me again, and your brother will be the one paying for it.

[crime-god-offical]

…. Please Kronos… please give Hades back… please…?

[kronos-offical]

Look at you, pathetic. Give me one good reason why I should even consider listening to your begging.

[crime-god-offical]

… Because that was why you had PC right..? To help you…? Please Kronos… please let Hades go…

[kronos-offical]

Oh so you finally caught up.

That was in the past, you’re too many centuries too late to be of any possible use to me now. But even if you were, you’re too soft, too childish, too weak and gullible and oblivious. You’re a mistake.

Now stop snivelling and begging like a baby, it’s not happening.

[kronos-offical]

WHAT DID YOU DO TO HADES, KRONOS!?

@crime-lord-offical

Im sure you’ll find out eventually.

[crime-god-offical]

GIVE HIM BACK OR PC WILL SEND PC’s DINOS AFTER YOU AGAIN

[kronos-offical]

AND ILL KILL THE DINOSAURS AGAIN.

[crime-god-offical]

*kicks you in the shin hard* YOU WILL TAKE PC TO HIM AND YOU WILL DO IT NOW AND LET HIM GO

[kronos-offical]

Throw as many tantrum as you want, it won’t change anything.

[crime-god-offical]

… gggrrrrr *jumps on your head*

GIVE HIM BACK GIVE HIM BACK GIVE HIM BACK

[kronos-offical]

*he throws her off of him and kicks her into a wall*

Attack me again, and your brother will be the one paying for it.

[crime-god-offical]

…. Please Kronos… please give Hades back… please…?

[kronos-offical]

Look at you, pathetic. Give me one good reason why I should even consider listening to your begging.

[kronos-offical]

WHAT DID YOU DO TO HADES, KRONOS!?

@crime-lord-offical

Im sure you’ll find out eventually.

[crime-god-offical]

GIVE HIM BACK OR PC WILL SEND PC’s DINOS AFTER YOU AGAIN

[kronos-offical]

AND ILL KILL THE DINOSAURS AGAIN.

[crime-god-offical]

*kicks you in the shin hard* YOU WILL TAKE PC TO HIM AND YOU WILL DO IT NOW AND LET HIM GO

[kronos-offical]

Throw as many tantrum as you want, it won’t change anything.

[crime-god-offical]

… gggrrrrr *jumps on your head*

GIVE HIM BACK GIVE HIM BACK GIVE HIM BACK

[kronos-offical]

*he throws her off of him and kicks her into a wall*

Attack me again, and your brother will be the one paying for it.

[kronos-offical]

WHAT DID YOU DO TO HADES, KRONOS!?

@crime-lord-offical

Im sure you’ll find out eventually.

[crime-god-offical]

GIVE HIM BACK OR PC WILL SEND PC’s DINOS AFTER YOU AGAIN

[kronos-offical]

AND ILL KILL THE DINOSAURS AGAIN.

[crime-god-offical]

*kicks you in the shin hard* YOU WILL TAKE PC TO HIM AND YOU WILL DO IT NOW AND LET HIM GO

[kronos-offical]

Throw as many tantrum as you want, it won’t change anything.

[kronos-offical]

WHAT DID YOU DO TO HADES, KRONOS!?

@crime-lord-offical

Im sure you’ll find out eventually.

[crime-god-offical]

GIVE HIM BACK OR PC WILL SEND PC’s DINOS AFTER YOU AGAIN

[kronos-offical]

AND ILL KILL THE DINOSAURS AGAIN.

[kronos-offical]

Give me my son back,

You bad vibes asshole

— Your ex wife, @rheia-official

As much as I would love to obliterate you, my dear, I simply cant do that. Im not finished with him yet.

[rheia-official]

OH YES YOU ARE, GIVE ME MY CHILD BACK

[kronos-offical]

NO!

[rheia-official]

YES

[kronos-offical]

NOOOO

[kronos-offical]

Give me my son back,

You bad vibes asshole

— Your ex wife, @rheia-official

As much as I would love to obliterate you, my dear, I simply cant do that. Im not finished with him yet.

[rheia-official]

OH YES YOU ARE, GIVE ME MY CHILD BACK

[kronos-offical]

NO!

[kronos-offical]

Wanna talk with Saturn

What?

[lord-saturn-the-titian]

He means me

[kronos-offical]

Yes im aware, I was just inquiring why I would even want to talk to you in the first place.

[lord-saturn-the-titian]

Who beat you this time? Was it a child? If so how

[kronos-offical]

It wasn’t a child, it was a guy in his 20s. Not a child.

[lord-saturn-the-titian]

Wasn’t that the Percy Jackson guy??? Isn’t he 16

[kronos-offical]

As much as I love all his credit being given to someone else, It was Luke.