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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Claire Keane
occasionally subtle

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Mike Driver
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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I can't keep track of the record number of exes in this game so I made myself a chart, enjoy
Underrated ofmd lines that are made even better by their absolutely perfect delivery:
“One can only hope he was talking to us, in which case: WOW” (Stede, ep 3)
“You know Jackie got feelings too. Jackie is a person also.” (Spanish Jackie my beloved, ep 3)
“Captain, we’re a few hundred yards out from the revenge.” – “Nice. Very good. ~Love that~” (Izzy and Ed, ep 3)
“I probably have children, Bonnet. Maybe even several, who knows.” (Nigel ep 2)
“I am not asking you, I’m asking him” (Sass Master Roach ep 1)
“I’m forming a small search party to retrieve the hostages from their pee” (Stede ep 2)
The entire conversation in Ep 2 where Buttons is trying to convince Stede that cannibalism of course won’t be necessary until it’s “absolutely necessary” (which it won’t be, no way…) (also ep 2)
“You left me up there for 20 minutes. Not bloody optimal.” (Ed ep 6)
“Maiming’s different, love a good maim *big sniff*” (Ed ep 6)
“Well this is quaint… ly awful. (Chauncey ep 7)
"You were gonna stab me?! In the EAR HOLE?!?!” (Stede ep 10)
ABSOLUTELY GLORIOUS OPENING TITLE TO SEASON 2! ❤❤❤
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Good Omens season 2 won’t hit Prime Video until later this summer, but a first look at the new opening title should whet fans’ appetites. Polygon can exclusively reveal the gorgeous sequence for the show, which raises tons of questions about where the follow-up to Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett’s fantasy adaptation is headed.
Just like the first season’s opening sequence, season 2’s is a mishmash of illustration, physical props, computer effects, and more — and also chock full of little details and Easter eggs. It’s worth rewatching it over and over to pick up on everything. Peter Anderson, the designer behind the title sequences for both seasons of the show, says that the cinema scene will change from week-to-week to keep up with the new episodes. His favorite little detail, though, involves the scenes in hell.
“If you look closely a character from the series one titles is trying to escape hell again!” he tells Polygon over email.
Of course, there are definitely some details that will only make sense once the season unfolds. For now it’s a sneak peek of sorts, into a Good Omens we have no roadmap for.
“We started the sequence for series two as a direct follow on from series one,” Andersen says. “The content of the titles was an obsessively detailed telling of the new series story with a few gems for the avid fan.”
While the first season of Good Omens faithfully adapted Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett’s 1990 novel, the second one wades into uncharted (and unwritten) territory, pulling from the hypothetical sequel that Gaiman and Pratchett never got to write. Details have been scarce, but one thing’s for certain: everyone’s favorite demon-angel pair, once-again played here by David Tennant and Michael Sheen, will return.
Good Omens season 2 hits Prime Video on July 28.
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'the cinema scene will change from week-to-week to keep up with the new episodes' .... does this mean weekly episodes? 👀👀👀
Funny tweets from Rhys Darby's twitterverse with Rosie and Samba!
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favorite character meme: four relationships [1/4] Stede.
What is Blackbeard like? Is he as bloodthirsty as everyone says? He is absolutely lovely.
Our Flag Means Death 1x05 - “The Best Revenge is Dressing Well”
Stede: Well, I think you’ll hate it. It’s just a bunch of posh nobs hobnobbing with other posh nobs. Drinking champagne, and exchanging glances, and talking about nonsense - fashion, all that kind of stuff.
Blackbeard: (☉ ⌓☉) WE’RE GOING.
We're undressing Stede on twitter.
"Some days, it's hard to find the time." Rhys Darby on TikTok
-i hope you find that.
-i think i have.
available as a set of three 5x7’s in my store now ✨
Eh, it’s boilerplate: absolution for your terrible crimes in return for 10 years of service to the King, blahdie-blahdie-blah.
stede bonnet in fancy sexy lingerie is something that can be so personal to me. but also, god willing, to stede bonnet himself
because this man loves fashion. he is a self-described clothes horse. he loves fine fabrics he loves colorful clothing he loves choosing his looks to make a statement. his clothes convey a lot about him.
stede also is insecure about his body. we know this bc all the fatphobia in the show is only ever directed at stede, despite him not being fat and despite there being significantly heavier characters in the show who are never targeted with fatphobia. and then there's the fact that ghost!badminton, a figment of stede's imagination and a reflection of his won insecurities, calls him fat.
the thing with stede's outfits is that once he's at sea, they're markedly different from what he wears in flashbacks of his married life. his coats are tailored more, tapering at the waist, compared to the very straight, boxy cut of his clothes in flashbacks. and the colors he wears at sea are significantly more vibrant. there is a noticeable difference—and what's more, it's the clothes he wears before he runs away to become a pirate that match the most with the clothes that the other men in his hometown wear.
but even though his outfits veer away from the norm once he's out at sea, almost all his outfits still button all the way up to his chin. he wears cravats and high collars and jackets over waistcoats and layers upon layers upon layers. his outfits are an expression of himself, but they're also an armor he uses to protect himself. they protect him emotionally by making him feel more confident and put-together. but they also protect him physically, because they hide the body that he's so ashamed of.
i want this man is fancy slutty expensive lingerie bc i want him to learn to use clothes not to hide his body, but to celebrate his body. let him indulge in his love of fine fabric and fancy colors, and let him learn to appreciate them without covering himself head-to-toe. i want him to learn to not be insecure about soft stomach and fat tits, and instead accentuate them with lace and ribbon and silky-smooth fabric. he already knows how good his calves look in stockings, but does he know the same goes for his thighs? does he know that the muscle and fat of his upper leg look fantastic where the garters of his stockings squeeze ever-so-slightly? i want him to pick out fabrcs in colors he knows will compliment his skin tone and get them tailored into bralettes that he knows will drive ed crazy. let stede practically naked under his fancy robes, let him enjoy the feel of the expensive (stolen) fabric on every inch of bare skin in a way he couldn't in his long-sleeve, floor-length night gowns. put him in fabric so thin and sheer it leaves nothing to the imagination, and let him feel confident and sexy because that's the point. stede choosing pieces that leave nothing to the imagination because he's not worried about being a disappointment. i want stede to know that he's wanted, that his body is desirable and sexy, and i want him to revel in it.
also i want stede bonnet in lingerie bc it's hot as fuck. thank you for coming to my TEDx talk
Man for sale Monday!!!
Check out this fabulous booty he’s hawkin’!
episode 10 of ofmd was truly fucking insane like even just stede’s story line. his wife hates him one of his kids doesn’t recognize him, she tries to kill him then admits to having an affair he doesn’t blame her and realizes he’s gay and in love with history’s most notorious pirate. while she sleeps he and his cuckold scheme to fake his death so he can run away to the sea to get back to his love. the scheme involves a corpse a jungle cat a bouquet of flowers a piano a carriage and a widow with an eye-patch. this is one episode of television.
this moment lives in my head rent free