My name's Liz, I'll be your blogger here today 🤓

experimental baker, dress-maker, comedy fan, writer, crafter, loon. mostly reblogs but occasional original ramblings and fanvids about Our Flag Means Death, Bruce Banner, WWDITS, British comedy, sea creatures and crafts givefangadog on tiktok any pronouns, queer/bi

[appleteeth]

My Masterpost

(fics, videos, funny stuff)

Fanfic

Ongoing:

The Slightest Touch

230k words, explicit

Stede Bonnet is fresh out of the closet and ready to try everything he's denied himself his entire life. When he hires one of the best professional Doms in the business, he has no idea what to expect other than what he's seen on dodgy websites. What he gets is something so much better.

Finished:

Who Wants To Know

Mr E. Teach's Guide to Relieving Boredom, Fidgeting and Lust In a Tight-Knit Working Environment

A Taste of Home

It's Not Hard To Fall

Somewhere Only We Know

Snede Snonnet: Snirate Snaptain

Any Time, Any Place, Anywhere, Any Day

Videos

Cabin Fever

Professional Pirate x ofmd

Buttons' Pure Tone remix

Legs Legs - A Tribute to Rhys' Pins

Kirin J Callinan - Big Enough x ofmd

Stede Bonnet x Monster Factory

Silly posts

Screencaps that made me laugh x ofmd

Text retelling of Rhys getting lost in the bush

Rhys Darby as native Aotearoan birds

And if you want, my ko-fi is here.

[bibliotheksbewohnerin]

hail mary, full of grace,

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watercolour, iron gall ink and fineliner on hot-pressed paper

[vonlipwig]

i'm taking my kid to mcm comic con this saturday! so, naturally, i've thrown together a human!Rocky cosplay based off @nakakabaliw's fucking incredible design. it's not perfect but i'm happy considering it's my very first cosplay and i pulled it together in under a week!

tattoos! the constellation is vulpecula (little fox) and there's a red tau under it - i'm headcanoning that Rocky got them for Grace after the mission <3

hand sewn mission patch! bit botchy but i'm super proud of it! i made a name patch and a purple musical note as well!

tagging @neutronian because you wanted to see!

[vonlipwig]

This ruled btw

I went almost the whole day with no signs of recognition from anyone. And THEN just as my kid and I were heading out, we bumped into a group of like six Graces who shouted 'OH MY GOD, ROCKY!!!!' at me. And they were all so, so lovely. Just the nicest people ever and so fucking cool. One of them said they'd seen me on tumblr yesterday which was rad as hell.

I really regret not asking to take a group photo but my kid was knackered, so it didn't occur to me until we were halfway to my brother's car. A real shame but it was so nice to have a good, old-fashioned SQUEE at some fellow fans. We jazz-handsed at each other. Amaze amaze amaze!

[nonlynear]

what even is the theme for this year’s met

[nonlynear]

Perfectly nonsensical. I hope someone goes balls swangin

[mini-wrants]

[dyk-tv-theme-song]

Visit Original Link

Do you recognize this TV theme song? #281

I know this and can name the series

I know this but can't name the series

I might know this

I've never heard this

Voting ended onJan 15

[unicorndeathrace]

AI Gentlebeard literally looking like

[merryfinches]

Dear Ida @bizarrelittlemew , I love your beautiful Hockey Boys gif so much that I Gentlebearded it for you

I wanted to finish this for your birthday, but I didn’t quite manage it in time, so please have this rough draft as a treat 😘

🥰 HAPPIEST OF DAYS, MY DEAREST! ❤️

[mermaidinn]

defense mechanisms 🐡

Insp by this meta @teeny-tiny-revenge

[appleteeth]

My Big Bang fic is here!!!! Please enjoy corgi!Stede, he's my best friend.

Featuring incredible artwork by @curiosityrocks.bsky.social and @self-induljennt.bsky.social

With massive thanks to @ramsaybaggins.bsky.social and @teadragonhoard.bsky.social for beta-ing.

[saint-vore]

if you're confused about all the pumpkins and ghosts and stuff, it's actually a sort of seasonal harvest festival in parts of the northern hemisphere. yeah, it's kinda weird to think about how it's autumn down there when up here it's spring, haha yeah imagine them all, upside down, and getting colder in october when it's just starting to warm up

and can you imagine, down there it's COLD at christmas, crazy right?

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

that's nonsense, why would it be cold at christmas, it doesn't even make sense? that's a festival about the birth of something??? obviously that happens in summer.

[taifan92]

Excuse me?! What you guys doing calling the northern hemisphere "down there"?! We're north. That's UP on a map when it's oriented properly.

[saint-vore]

what the fuck are you talking about?

[taifan92]

that's upside down and yah know it lol. Now I know ya joking. Also what is going on with Canada on that map?

[saint-vore]

what a weird map lol why is aotearoa all the way off to the side?? do they really have these things in your schools? i guess they put them next to the normal map so you feel more relevant or something?

[taifan92]

Mine is the normal map. You find it in all the official literature and such. 🙄

[saint-vore]

ohhhhh of course, like in your northern hemisphere regional textbooks, that's so cute

[queersatanic]

Got some good news for you, @mrjuneberry

[ourfag]

literally need 10k rn of modern au where ed and buttons are roommates and 80% of their dynamic is just this

[vonlipwig]

hey, whatever happened to franz ferdinand?

[vonlipwig]

the band, i mean

not the archduke of austria

i know what happened to the archduke of austria

[mermaidinn]

you make a fool of death with your beauty, and for a moment, I forget to worry

[ofmderapolag]

classic repainting but made it about Stede

[ramsaybaggins]

The Cryptid Factor live today was sure something. Not sure how I'm alive.

They were talking about a tennis player and how his serve tell was sticking his tongue out and the direction it went. Rhys then asked if he did the same thing during cunnilingus and then did an impression I mostly missed because I was dying in my seat. Throughout the rest of the show he then kept sticking his tongue out that way.

There was lots of talk of Rhys getting people off.

There was talk from both Buttons and Rhys about wanting and then having Nessie inside them.

Then Dan spent a large part of the end of the episode sitting on Buttons' knee.

IT SURE WAS SOMETHING, FOLKS. IT SURE WAS SOMETHING.

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