A Little Book Of Self-Inserts

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[kryssiesbookofselfinserts]

Just letting y'all know:

I updated my ships page

And I added an actual BYI/DNI page

It'd be nice if y'all let me know if you guys read it

[thepinkestpug]

"Support Mary Sue self-inserts" yes but also support Greg from Michigan self-inserts. I love seeing peoples selfships where they're making crazy powerful main characters fall in love with Susan from accounting.

"I'm in love with Daemon, the half-demon half-angel demigod centaur from famous game series Daemon Lightningblood 2: Defeat You Dad Dracula's Army Of Undead Titans and my s/i for him is Dale Smith, a local farmer who sells Daemon his horse."

[lanternlighting]

[me----irl]

Reblog if you think the person you reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

[kryssiesbookofselfinserts]

I’m having some StarFish brainworms… ⭐️🐟

[kuwau]

what character(s) do you associate with the person you reblogged this from?

[dreams-and-honor]

SKETCH COMMS ARE STILL OPEN BTW

Plus the cherry YCH

gonna recirculate because I want to make goddamn SURE that I can afford this ultrasound

[hraunwyf]

hey tumblr can y'all help me eat?

just gonna keep this short and to the point—i found out i'm pregnant last month, i'm on fixed disability income, and the discovery caught me in the middle of already trying to catch up on some old bills and brand new baby expenses have really messed up my plans to get back on track. i'm gonna be able to manage it (waiting on some Good Things to come through) but it'll take time, and in that time, i need to be able to eat a lot more comfortably than i currently can, since the part of the US i live in does not have great social support programs.

a few bucks thrown my way goes a long way towards making sure the baby's alright and well-nourished since i'm diabetic & already high risk.

big thanks in advance! like to charge reblog to cast?

cashapp: $LocalWife venmo: @LocalWife paypal: @ hraunwyf

[kryssiesbookofselfinserts]

I’ve made another ffxiv alt. .3.;;

Meet Kya Berrybell.

She got cursed by a witch in the woods like fairytale character but she’s too worried about getting good at conjury and botany to deal with it

[witheringinthehospital]

Selfshipping is so fun when you realise it really is as simple as just shipping yourself with characters, you dont need merch, you dont need to be constantly obsessed or even "obsessed in the first place" you can show your love for them to the world or you can keep everything private it doesn't matter 🫶🏻

[dreams-and-honor]

Local Trans Texan Queer Cannot Catch a Fucking Break!

GOOD NEWS FIRST, Owen's old job is opening back up so he can return to making ACTUAL money instead of getting table sharked by his shitty coworker constantly. I digress.

So Owen's old job burned down last year (I can provide picture proof, I just am too lazy to link it right now). He's been working at a horrible place that's stressing him out; meanwhile, they only give him the small tables despite him having been a server for 9+ years. So he's making very little money.

I DIGRESS

Unemployment while he was looking for a job was 600 dollars a fucking month (half of what we pay for rent alone), and therefore we're extremely behind on finances. Rent is 1200, and what we had saved up is now totally gone because

A) The registration for the car was THREE HUNDRED AND THIRTY FUCKING DOLLARS because mom didn't tell us she hadn't updated it. And it expired SIX FUCKING YEARS AGO. We were expecting like, 75, so that was a major blow to what we had. We had no choice, though, because the clerk literally didn't tell us the total until we had everything, including the title signed. Also, we've already had to go to court over driving unregistered, so I'm sick of the anxiety every time we have to drive somewhere.

B) The owners of the apartment flaked out on telling us how much late fee money we owed from last month ( :) ), and it rounded up to 400 dollars by the time we got an answer. (No, I can't argue and escalate the situation, they're already hinting that we're on thin fucking ice for being so late every month lately. They nearly evicted us when they thought we told the city about the UNTREATED LEAKING MASSIVE HOLE IN OUR CEILING.)

So yeah. Everything we had for rent is just fucking gone LMAOOO :)))

I would super appreciate if anyone could help us at all, even by reblogging. We literally cannot be late for rent this month, or I'm pretty sure they WILL kick us out this time. Even 5 dollars helps, I'm literally having PNE seizures from the stress and anxiety.

[c*sh*p*] [p*yp*l]

(Disclaimer: I am a barely functional schizoaffective system with intense chronic pain disorders, so I'm incapable of working, and Texas refuses to grant people disability. Also, being trans in a small Southern town makes you virtually unemployable. I shouldn't have to justify my lack of employment, but people are fucking rude.)

[dreams-and-honor]

So as of three days ago, we've had two donations total, both from good friends.

We have less than 200 dollars.

I don't know what the fuck we're going to do if we get evicted. We have literally nowhere to go but my violent, extremely abusive father's house (who doesn't even know I'm trans and queer, but would absolutely find out if I moved in and, without hyperbole, probably kill me and Owen both), and the landlords can kick us out in less than a week if they feel like it, so we'd have no time to even move our stuff somewhere, let alone find a place to live with no down payment money, no rent money, no storage unit money, etc fucking etc.

We have four cats that have too much anxiety to change homes for them, and it would just fucking gut me to lose them.

I don't know what else to say. I can't force anyone to help me, but please at least consider reblogging.

[kryssiesbookofselfinserts]

Aaaaaa!!! Best outfit for fish husband is finally real aaaaaa!!!

[pianta]

may you be happy in the past, present and future ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و ♡

★ bsky | ko-fi | ig | prints ★

[cadmiumflavoredsoju]

"Oh but I wanna use yume cause its cute!" "But yume is better than self ship" "its easier to say" "I like yume cause its more aesthetically pleasing" "but yume is my-"

YOU'RE WHITEEEEEEE SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPP ITS NOT THAT HARD

And fucking listen to poc self shippers for once.

ESPECIALLY Japanese self shippers when they say "hey don't do that" .

AND if a black self shipper tells you to stop speaking AAVE like "simp".

If you're white or not the race that is allowed to use those terms? Then keep your mouth shut.

White people especially.

And if I see you try to find another term to use from another language I'm hitting you.

Use self ship or self shipper.

[fiirstloves]

i want to discuss aave. african american vernacular english. also now called "gen z language" aave is one of the most whitewashed dialects out there, often times, called brainrot and not "real words" by people who do not understand the history and culture of the black people who speak and use it.

i want to also discuss in the self ship community how common it is for people to use aave and completely ignore the black history behind it. often times words like "simp," "deadass," or even just "on god" is used in common day language because of the sheer popularity of it through social media.

often times, people will use aave to seem more "funny" or "aggressive" in their conversation. its a blaccent in written form. people talk about how they "simp for their pookies" (which yes, simp and pookie are aave) or how "theyre deadass gonna lose their mind over their f/o" (which use that entire sentence alone is aave from its structure)

its become the norm and yet in this community. i find myself… alone. its rare for me to see other black self shippers often given the same love and attention as nonblack self shippers. and the worst part, i've had a lot of them tell me they were afraid because they've been harassed. so many posts i see of "support black self shippers!" and "black self shippers we love you!" and as pure are your intentions are. what more have you done to show that love? im not asking for you to be often praising them or searching far and wide. i just want you to consider us to be possible friends and peers too.

i will not end this on a lie and say that this will end. the best i can ever do is spread awareness and hope that slight change can happen. but, what i do ask, is for people to be more aware of the history of the "slang" they use because you cannot claim to say "don't use aave" while using aave in your own post.

[dreams-and-honor]

Help

So apparently our landlord didn't tell us that we had a remaining balance from when we paid last month's rent late, and it snowballed into $500 including late fees. :)

[texts between her and Owen]

She said if we pay it before tomorrow, we'll only have to pay $320. I think we've got like, a hundred bucks to our name at the moment, and idk if we can even spare that much. Pretty much all of our tax return is going to have to go into next month's rent. Owen's still looking for an alternative job, because it's clear that them cutting his hours over a co-worker's one-sided beef with him (because the manager and the coworker in question have a thing going on) is not going to stop anytime soon.

We just need to hold out until his old job opens back up again, and he can go back to more bearable coworkers and dependable hours/money. That might be a couple more months, though, based on all the construction that was still going on when we last drove by.

I hate having to do this all the time, but any help whatsoever would be really appreciated. It's literally impossible to keep up with all the bad shit that's been happening to us.

[c*sh*pp] [p*yp*l]

(Disclaimer: I am a barely functional schizoaffective system with intense chronic pain disorders, so I'm incapable of working, and Texas refuses to grant people disability. Also, being trans in a small town makes you virtually unemployable. I shouldn't have to justify my lack of employment, but people are fucking rude.)

[kryssiesbookofselfinserts]

-peeks out, covered in viscera-

So Code Vein II has hands. That’s all

[kryssiesbookofselfinserts]

-gently plops down the Code Vein 2 lookbook here-

Woe, the worlds most Okayest Revenant Hunter be upon ye.

We got the main combat fit, alt. combat fit, and casual fit in that order 💖