☆Fuck Me☆

私にあなたのピンポーンを与える

[krystalduck]

Whenever I question my sexuality I like to think of my spine, and how just because It swings a little more one way than the other, it still goes both ways.

Similarly, scoliosis and romance both hurt like a bitch.

[krystalduck]

Heartbreak is a lot harder when they never did anything wrong

[angels-twice-descending]

sorry not sorry (credits to @arianwen44 for the artwork)

[biggest-goldiest-fish]

FUCK YOU FUCKING FUCK YOU FUVK WHY FUVK THIS WHY

[sutekiredux]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[bisexualcharacteroftheday]

Today’s Bisexual Character of the Day is: you

[kj-likes-dogs]

[theclickerkid-deactivated201506]

[severalowls]

I’m absolutely not against robits in the home, I think the possibilities are really cool but like… Alright actually, here’s a side by side comparison: 

[evilkillerpoptarts]

[prozdvoices]

my cat

[mens-rights-activia]

Me: I’m having such a hard time, can y’all please go easy on me?

[mens-rights-activia]

According to this meme I made in 2016, 2018 is the last year in a barrage of terrible years. In 2019, the suffering will end and good things will come to us once again

[albearrawr]

Reblog for a good 2019, because goddamnit we all need it.

[krystalduck]

Michigan Lingerie Concept:

Crotchless snowsuit

[humoristics]

[ciryes]

Meanwhile in an alternate universe:

[chandeloor]

um, wig

[desnaa]

[pizza-rina]

She panicked

yeah so Steven universe new episode right.

[katalean]

she’s gorgeous

[antifa-hulk]

IM GONNA HAVE A FYUCKING ANEURYSM I DONT KNOW IF THIS APP IS A BLESSING OR A CURSE

[democraticsenator]

THSIB IS LTIEEALLT THW FUNNIEST FUCKING THING

[literallysame]

this is what they saw in birdbox

[the-kellin-under-the-vic]

omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

[joleebindo-blog]

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby