the joker but for women

im Kyndrith. 25⬆️. any prns. queer girlthing.

[siberiannette-deactivated202301]

i'm like a bored insane housewife but i'm not married.

[terutendou]

manato

[peachfromcmbyn]

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

[nixpunk]

[deflatedmaid]

always been envious of those anime girls that get to puke up black ichor. wanna puke out my ichor so BADDDDDDDDDD

[an-atlas-or-other]

Soccer players are the horses of sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

[gutterbaby]

I was born at LSD Dream Emulator hospital

[badassdemonsword]

[dommehour]

oh to be a succubus haunting a pretty boy's dreams

[sacred-portal]

[cryptotheism]

[guy whose parents are a Christmas elf and a dracula]: I just feel like I don't belong anywhere

Me: that's rough man I'm sorry

ElfDracula: I'm still vhite though, right?

Me: you gotta get off those forums man

[bishonen]

yikes 😬unfollowing rn sorry… i didn’t realize they didn’t support sinister and evil women with huge boobies my bad 

[capyyybaraaa]

thius is fucking me up

[mint-swirl]

clown event still possible

[bgm05]

Would it be considered “gay” to go for a walk in the evening?

[shigure]

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

[twinkhole-destroyer]

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street