no sleep all fixations

99% reblogs of things I like and find interesting.

[sioltach]

this website lets you listen to the sounds of all different forests around the world 

[riven-wanders]

Reblogging again cause I tried this site last night and if you need background noise to focus this is perfect for that, I was locked the fuck in on a task. And it’s also just gorgeous to listen to

[ryan-sometimes]

LMAOOOO

[furnishedfurnace]

"I have a problem with my trans son. Not because he's trans, but because he inhaled all our food like fucking Kirby."

[vikwritesshit]

HII I LOVE YOUR WRITING!!💓

Random buuuut what about an MC that is oblivious to them wanting to make love?

a/n: i went with the brothers, since i assume u meant them :3 sry they're a little short😓

cw: fluff, suggestive, mentions of sex, implied fem!reader in mammon's, one suicide joke in belphie's

brothers with an mc who is oblivious

lucifer

- he thinks it's endearing at first; how you never seem to understand what his wandering hands mean

- he kisses your neck, whispers into your ear how much he wants you, and you just go "but i'm right here!" for the love of diavolo PLEASE mc

- he loves to tease, so when you unintentionally deflect all his attempts through pure obliviousness he starts to get annoyed oopsie

- you're immune to his ways, and it forces him to be blunt with you. it's not that he's incapable of doing that, he just enjoys a bit of a game beforehand

- finally snaps one night during a makeout session and cages you underneath him in his bed after you fail to recognize the growing bulge in his pants

- leaves a slow, steadily painful bite in the skin of your shoulder as he growls about how much he needs to be inside you

- when he raises his head to see you flushed and wide-eyed, he almost feels bad for scaring you. almost, because not a second later your lips are on his again, hands pulling his own to your shirt hem

mammon

- is constantly walking around his room shirtless, usually in grey sweatpants, obscenely stretching and groaning and you are just. sitting on his bed :) not a care in the world :)

- eventually you ask if he wants a massage with all that noise he's making. he readily takes you up on this offer. finally, you're making a move!

- you beat the fuck out of his back.

- it wasn't really hurting to begin with, and now he isn't sure his muscles are even solid anymore. he thinks acupuncture would've been a more delightful experience, but he keeps that to himself with the way you're naively beaming at him

- tries to grope your chest when you cuddle. when you let him, it's because "they're pretty good stress balls haha :3" ur stressing his balls goddammit

- one night while you're watching a movie he takes your hand and brings it to his chest. slowly, slowly runs it down his body, keeping an eye on you the whole time

- he's like, 99% positive you want him too but that 1% keeps him from fully bringing your hand to his dick. he damn near cries tears of joy when you make the move yourself

leviathan

- yall ain't gettin nowhere ain't doin SHIT

- you're too oblivious to notice the way he blushes and squirms when you get too close, and he's too scared to tell you he's tryna fuck :(

- he's terrified you'll finally see his true, evil, perverted ways (okay guy) and leave him, so he wills his boners down through pure determination undertale reference

- you think he just doesn't want to have sex with you, which is upsetting, sure, but it's okay you love him anyways!! poor guy is jerking off to your smell on his hoodie every night

- it all comes to a head when you sit in his lap one night, the two of you on your bed as he shows you some new game on his handheld

- you shift just right and within a minute he's rock hard beneath you, despite his best efforts to think about gross things like vomit or Mammon's face

- he's immediately stuttering an apology until you grab his face and kiss him hard, muttering something against his lips about how "the only thing you should be apologizing for is not coming to me sooner"

satan

- out of all the brothers, i think he enjoys the "chase" the most. he finds a sense of satisfaction in figuring out what flusters you, using that to his advantage when trying to get you to notice his growing desire

- likes to play footsie with you when you study, or press his chest to your back when he grabs a book on a too-high self, just to see your face get heated

- picks out demon biology books that have... interesting illustrations to see if you get the hint. you don't, instead successfully memorizing the 17 parts of their reproductive systems

- as much as he enjoys toying with you, he's sure he'd enjoy being inside you way more. after one too many deflections in a day, his demon form peeks out

- he agitatedly snaps the tip of his tail against the ground, glaring daggers at anyone who dares to breathe in his vicinity

- you innocently ask him what's wrong, immediately going to calm him down as you normally would; hand on his chest, voice soft and sweet

- it's all too much for him though - the next thing you know he's got you pinned to the door of his bedroom, almost snarling into your skin all the things he's dreamed of doing to you

asmodeus

- oh you are KILLING him. he's, like, the horniest guy in all three worlds and you are somehow interpreting his hand on your ass as casual affection

- he could splay himself out naked on your bed, rose in his mouth, and you'd be like "omg cuddle time :3" he is losing. his. MIND.

- when he does skincare with you he insists on using this specific oil on your ass and thighs. you let him, because he's so caring and sweet and obviously it's just good for your skin!

- damn near bangs his head on the wall because he is literally groping you and you seemingly don't care

- there are times he knows he turns you on too, as the Avatar of Lust and all, but you still don't do anything about it

- you don't mention it, you don't make a move, and you don't return what is obviously sensual affection when he throws it your way! wtf mc >:(

- eventually plainly asks if you even want to have sex with him, pretty pout on his face, and you're like "wtf yes you just never made a move sigh😪"

- the entire Devildom heard him scream that day

beelzebub

- he is too much of a gentleman to throw himself onto you, as badly as he wants to. he's waiting for a big green light first

- can't help himself sometimes though; when he's carrying you bridal-style and you're staring up at him with those big doe eyes, telling him how you love how strong he is? boioioing

- during movie night, when you're sitting in his lap, he growls with each little movement you make. you assume it's his stomach and offer to get him more snacks. he cements his grip around your waist

- has broken the armrest of a chair by gripping his hands into it before. the reason? you sucking chocolate sauce off your fingers. he will probably do it again

- tries to get out all his frustration during workouts, except you insist on tagging along to be his spotter (like the weights he bench presses arent 3x your size anyways)

- ends up with you underneath him as he does pushups, each one being rewarded with a kiss and your addictive smile

- he's half hard before he's done 10 pushups. his lips are halfway to yours before his dick gets to you first. needless to say, yall got in a different kind of training that night

belphegor

- probably gets irritated the quickest out of everyone. he wants you fully, like, yesterday

- he consistently gives you wet dreams about the two of you; everything he wishes he could do while you were awake, and then some

- when you wake up and don't even mention any dreams to him, he decides he simply has to up the ante. starts whispering innuendos to you before bed - every single one goes over your head bars

- purposefully does things he knows will piss you off, and then eggs you on to "punish" him. you decide on the silent treatment. he decides on suicide.

- wraps his tail around you when he's especially needy, and you just absentmindedly play with the fluffy end, fully unaware of how hot he's getting

- one night he falls asleep first as usual, spooning you; his arms tightly wrapped around you, full body pressed into yours

- he whimpers enough in his sleep for you to wake him up, worried he's having a nightmare. he reassures you it was quite the opposite, and asks - dick already hard - if he can show you just what his dream was about

[occidentalist]

Every UK and Irish news outlet rn is opting for bullshit euphemisms like “unrest” and pussyfooting around calling what just happened in Belfast what it fucking was; a pogrom. Nazis attempted a pogrom of (primarily black African) migrants.

[mirach]

The Aziraphale problem

There has been something wrong with Aziraphale since s2, but I was only able to put my finger on it now after the show's ending. Aziraphale was Terry Pratchett's character while Crowley was Gaiman's. I relate to Aziraphale in s1. I feel like I can understand him on a deep, personal level. But since s2, the mannerism is the same, but something is off.

Aziraphale as I understand him would not abandon his bookshop for years without finding a way to (sneakily, if needed) check on it and make sure all is well with it. Doubly so for Crowley. If he went to Heaven to help organize the Second coming (if he even trusted Heaven - they tried to burn him with hellfire!), he would find a way to involve Crowley without Crowley having to become an angel. They're on their own side, after all. Even if he was threatened (the popular "coffee theory"), he would find a way to comply with Heaven outwardly while staying on their own side - he has millenia of practice.

But that's not the Aziraphale we see in s2 and s3. Why? Because he's no longer Terry Pratchett's Aziraphale. Gaiman sees himself as Crowley, so he felt the need to make Crowley the one who's right, who loves the world more, who is better, and who was wronged. Retrospectively, it's visible from the very 1st scene of s2. It's the reversal of their roles. Before, it was Cowley who was besotted with Aziraphale since the first meeting when he got a glimpse of his true self. Now the roles are reversed. It's Aziraphale who admired Crowley since first meeting him as an angel. And all through s2 and s3, up until the very end, he still admires the angel without fully accepting the demon. This is not the Aziraphale I know.

And Crowley is different, too. Suddenly he is the one who would sacrifice everything for the world, while in s1, he didn't care for the world without Aziraphale in it. It was Aziraphale who was willing to do anything to save it. But Gaiman wanted Crowley to be more, as if loving Aziraphale so fully was not enough.

Maybe he does not understand loving someone as fully. Maybe he only understands how good it feels to be important. In s2, it wasn't as evident, and it could still be interpreted differently, but it is evident in s3. Gaiman did not want to honor his friend's memory, he wanted to be important, and in turn, he wanted Crowley to be important and outshine Aziraphale.

s3 did a good job of closing the story with the characters and setting it inherited from s2. But now it's evident that the characters are not the ones from s1, it's Gaiman's twisted version of them. And that's ok, people can have a different interpretation of the same character, and for some people it will fit their interpretation. I do not claim that my interpretation is better, but I don't have to accept the one in s2 and 3, either. Sir Terry's Aziraphale is the one I identify with, not Gaiman's.

[i-suggest-transing-your-gender]

Trans related meme I found on Pinterest

[lunius-art]

Welcome to silly little Hannibal comic, goodnight

[beardedmrbean]

[pitbolshevik]

This genuinely has me pissing my pants (screenshots stolen from someone on Facebook) like oh yeah What prime examples of the breed. And I'm supposed to believe breed statistics are 100% factual

[pitbolshevik]

anyway

[pitbolshevik]

this kind of thing is why i kinda roll my eyes at the recent wave of dog people claiming that anyone can identify a pit bull. i used to have a mutual awhile back that used to say that kind of thing all the time and like....i hate to be the bearer of bad news but most people absolutely suck shit at dog breed identification. people used to ask if my old 90 lb gsd mix was a basenji. i have a friend whose border collie has been mistaken for a pit bull. lets not give people too much credit here, most wouldn't know a pit bull if it bit them on the ass

[juney-blues]

I'm thinking of Symphony of the Sixth Blast Furnace by Evgeny Sedukhin again...

[juney-blues]

hmm okay i'm trying to dig up a source on this painting, to see if i could find it in any higher quality

but i can't find any evidence of its existence from before 2018 lmao

and searching the artist's name only gets me like 6 pages of results on google

and a little artist showcase page on arthive for this guy with exactly 1 painting listed

and a biography that spells this guy's name like 5 different ways

which i'm pretty sure is because it's machine translated from something

very mysterious

[juney-blues]

oh doing his name in russian gives me some actually useful results, why didn't i think to do that

[juney-blues]

Солнечный город "Sunny City" - No date given.

Мир "World" - No date given.

Чусовские просторы. "Chusovskie expanses." Canvas, oil, 1997. Exhibited at the Nizhny Tagil Museum of Nature.

Осень "Autumn"

[juney-blues]

ooooh this one is really nice

Огни трудового Тагила, "The Lights of Labor Tagil" acquired by the Tretyakov Gallery in 1986.

[juney-blues]

октябрь "October" 2009 cardboard, oil, 29.5x39.5 cm

Осень на Чусовой, "Autumn on Chusovaya" 1999, canvas, oil, 79x100 cm

Чугун идет "Cast Iron is Coming" 1976

okay that's all the art this article had, i'm really glad i could find some this artist's other works!!!!

[fuck-customers]

[mewnosodenwyma]

[cantareincminor]

You know what’d be funny. If Yuri found out that Loid and Yor named Franky or someone else as Anya’s guardian in their will if both of them were to pass away. And Yuri blows up like WHAT THE HELL I AM HER UNCLE I SHOULD BE HER GUARDIAN! What you think I can’t take care of a kid? So what if I’m 20? I have a stable high-paying job! I’m mature! I could totally be a single dad! I’d be a better single dad than Loidy ever was!!

[viernian]

🏖☀️🌧

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

I'm getting groomed and I will probably write a fic about this😍😍🥰🥰😍😍😍🥰😍🥰😍😍🥰😍

a lot of victims and survivors use creative writing, including dark fiction, to help them cope and heal from their trauma. so if anything, the way you seem to be mocking them says more about you than fanfic writers who indulge in victimless thought crimes and never harm anyone in real life, don’t you think?

[luna-azzurra]

Some writing advice I will never give up:

Your characters are allowed to be bad people. Your story is allowed to have no moral lesson.yyour ending is allowed to be sad. The villain can win. The good person can do something unforgivable. The lovers can destroy each other. You are allowed to write the thing that no one asked for and everything that everyone told you doesn’t work and you are allowed to not explain yourself.

It’s your story. Burn it down if you want to.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

reblog if you love ao3 exactly how it is and you don’t want it to “update” or change in any way♡