one more thing..

Krystine. Things I like. Vintage. Photos. Patterns. Glass bottles. Men. Makeup. Crocheting blankets. Pixie cuts. Anthropologie. Over-sized sweaters. High-waisted anything. Pinups. Tattoos. Women. Cropped pants. Painted toes. Late summer nights. Art history. Large hats. Sarcasm. Run-on sentences. Knitted anything. Hufflepuff. Maryland.

[zeppelly]

[howdoidothat]

raggedypaperman:

[sixmonthsandgone]

same

we were talking about whether aliens are real or not in the car earlier and my brother looked out the window longingly and said “if aliens arent real then why can i feel them in my heart”

[rose-et-sucrerie]

[gyarados]

You’re welcome

[lady-gorthaur]

This is the most useful thing I’ve ever reblogged.

[danwasonfireonce]

i used to think when people said my cousin twice removed that their cousin must’ve did some fucked up shit to get kicked out of the family twice

[happylifewiththemachines-deacti]

When I found this the first thing I thought was “now I can find out how Count Olaf is related to the Baudelaire children.”

[highreevecain-deactivated202502]

[hillary-for-president2016-blog]

I… guess I couldn’t resist?

[parrisblood]

Shut up

[jennytrout]

Who plays the ukulele?

TRICK QUESTION THEY ALL PLAY THE UKULELE 

[onegirlintheback]

I don’t know why but like I really want Clinton to be the drummer.

“They told me girls can’t be drummers. I said fuck'em.”

[surprisebitch]

Clinton - drums and vocals

Obama - vocals and guitar

Kane - bass

Bernard - keyboards

then yeah, when a ukulele has to be played, one of them will play it. they can also play the banjo

[sdawgggg]

WHAT ABOUT BIDEN

[surprisebitch]

yup

[saheeli-rais-wife]

We dem bois

[fuckyeahsexanddrugs]

My bfs cousin broke up w his on and off again gf of 9 years got with someone else within two weeks and 3 weeks after that they got a apartment together lol like wtf

people are so desperate to cling onto an idea of happiness with someone they don’t think logically

[betheblunt]

Yeah but sometimes you spend so much time with the wrong person, that when the right one comes along you just know. And there’s the argument of “then why rush” but it’s because a lot of times you may feel like you already wasted so much time, you don’t want to waste anymore. You know?

[animationstations]

[catholicamputee]

this was the weirdest movie ever.

[marsup]

shrek 2 was the highest grossing film of 2004 and is the 26th highest grossing film of all time

[iamhannalashay]

Just kinda wanna be braless and eat fruit in peace tbh

[amorphousursa]

So did Eve and look where that got her

[teawitch]

I don’t know about you, but there are days when I could go for being braless, eating fruit and bringing about the downfall of man. 

[defydamage]

Reblog if all you want to do is be braless and eat fruit and bring about the downfall of man.

[krissteewartss]

Kristen Stewart killing me staring ‘Ride ‘Em on Down’ MV by the Rolling Stones

[sh-aron-deactivated20190402]

@berryhealthy

[1950sunlimited]

[thingsilearnedfromsatc]

[sadgalari]

this is one of the best parks intros 

[dawnthemiles]

[huffpost]

❤️ ❤️ ❤️

[igglooaustralia]

Him: *Doesn’t text back within 60 seconds* 

Me:

[beautifulswimmers]

A classic Maryland view enjoyed by watermen, sailors, and other salty types- early morning fog between the double spans of the Chesapeake Bay Bridge. 

photo by Kendrick Brennan