Pissed Off, Funny, And Warm

Monkees Enthusiast, Chef Wannabe

[fuckyeahcomicsbaby]

Different Stories Resonate with Different People

[homunculus-argument]

The funny thing about generational trauma is that it doesn't really look like trauma. It just looks like "that funny thing that everyone's mom does for no apparent reason."

[girard]

5 ibuprofen 2 garlic

[girard]

Try my recipe boy

[rythyme]

done with the "came back wrong" trope. what about came back American

[rythyme]

THIS POST IS NOW ABOUT THE POPE

[30-minute-memes]

[5afteynotguaranteed]

[swarnpert]

whats going on with miku

[autosadist]

many of her

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

world tour

[undeadentropy]

[nando161mando]

A sea of protesters gathered in Malmo, Sweden today to show solidarity with Palestine and protest against Israel's participation in the Eurovision Song Contest.

[puthy]

it’s fun for me just to grab a

[relelvance]

Bite to eat

[puthy]

[relelvance]

[coughloop]

Plus my burgers got some sauce that's sweet!

[puthy]

[unanottexxx]

my soul leaves my body while listening the first 40secs of Nude by Radiohead

[6vcr]

abandoned space elevator

[moth-bells]

Accurate recreation of me when I said "Oh wow thats a pretty picture I wonder where they took it at" and then scrolled down to see the tag #pixel art

[marcitlali]

[quinoaphoenicks]

me after smoking half a bowl and drinking one bourbon on a weeknight

[marcitlali]

me after taking Yak tranquilizers in a berlin warehouse

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

you need to change your life styles or you might pass away .

[beccals]

radiohead the bends I love you

[thequietabsolute]

singing i miss you

[drag-on-dra-goon]

Consider Big the Cat, his yearning for that frog. Many might regard him as pitiable. But not I.

[homunculus-argument]

I came up with a new saying:

"You wouldn't bake a cat just because it jumped into the oven."

It means that just having a really, really good opportunity to do something awful is not an excuse to do it. That it isn't enough that you never go out of your way to do evil, you're also supposed to go out of your way to do the right thing, even in situations where the wrong thing to do would be extremely easy and profitable, and passively allowing it to happen would be easier than going out of your way to do better than that.

[grox]

Pictures like this were everywhere back in my day but now theyre all gone

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I lost all of my old posts about quora being the funniest website in the world so im making it known here that quora is the funniest website in the world hands down

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Quora question: I punched my 20 year old son to death because he was jerking it to cartoons of anime women getting ffucked and now my daughter and husband won't talk to me. How do I earn back their trust?

Answer: YOU ARE FUCKED!!!! IN THE HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Quora question: What is the craziest death you've seen in real life?

Answer: Probably when a alligator crocodile death rolled my pregnant wife to death and the baby shot out of her corpse squalling healthily or at least it seemed like that at first.... until we saw the tumor and the baby had cancer and it died right there at the zoo and the tragedy made my in laws kill themselves in front of me while i watched along.

Comment: God can be so cruel, I'm so sorry for your losses ✝️☪️☮️

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Quora question: I locked my daughtwr in her room for 9 days because i found out she was using tampons like a whore and she is begging for food and water and threatening to call the cops on me. Can she do this? She is a minor and has no rights.

Answer: Lawyer here (alum of Oxford, Harvard, and Princeton). You are fucked and that's final buddy.

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