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@kubardo-blog
yo yo yo it’s tae making another blog they don’t have time for!! please love my smol son– seriously he’s 5′3′’ and will fight you if you call him small!! he is a serious bean with the same childish streak as his descendents!! please like / reblog / follow if you’re interested in interacting with this precious child!!
How are you in bed?
wrong name whoops
that’s more accurate thank you
tagged by:@kaikhosrow tagging: whoever wants to do it tbh
hello, everyone!! it’s sinner soji here with her renewed adoration & consequent shiny new blog for Persian Goddess™. the babe depicted above is the lovely farangis of arslan senki! now, her series or character isn’t particularly well-known, so as a convenient synopsis let’s just say:
this 22-year-old woman is a cool & chic beauty with tons of one-liner sass.
has 1000% capability of being either your mom(my) or older sister figure.
can totally out-drink an elephant under the table.
hooooo baby. archers are mega cool, right? HINT: yep, she’s a damn good archer.
comes from a close-knit sisterhood of priestesses & notorious for turning down attractive men. (ummm. gay????)
—and without further ado, please LIKE OR REBLOG if you’d fancy an interaction or two! xoxoxo
ah my dudes I’m sorry for not being here lately. School has been a pain in my ass and I’ve only really been at home for around half an hour today (left at 11:30am for Hockey, came back at 5:30pm and was at work for 6pm rip me) HOWEVER tomorrow I plan on getting stuff done!
secret relationships! secret relationships! SECRET RELATIONSHIPS!
⌠NARSUS ⌡
the brutality of war shall aver themselves a ghastly affair, to spite unyielding foes and suppress dispirited morales of friendly allies. and it was in the dwellings of foregone years that Narsus remembers the merry laughter and festive carouses roused in the revelry of the Mardans - familiar voices fill the hall in light-hearted piffles, delving in the hour of rejoice when men of WAR such as themselves boast feats in claim of victory.
among them all it was him and him alone who differs from both status and rank, back in his subservient days of secretarial duties, one who was young as Narsus cannot hope to claim the title of CHIEF TACTICIAN and secure the approval of Andragoras’ much older subjects; contrary to Daryun, who had been ordained the title of Mardan fu Mardan at the youngest age possible, his friend’s conquest had long since transcended the expectations of all those who witnessed him, whilst Narsus may possess allusions of a warrior on par with the sword, he is a man of letters through and through.
“to have one of Pars’ most famed Mardans be seated in the gloom presence of a specter; Mardan Kubard you are not one whom I recall to enjoy quaffing without profound company.”
“reminiscing the days of yore to past the time, are you not? it would seem that only Daryun, Kishward, you, and I, are all that is left, now.”
Narsus entering the grand hall was something Kubard had not noticed, as he filled up his tankard once again; hearing his voice was quite a shock. The Marzban smiled lightly into his tankard, taking a drink as his old friend spoke. It was true, when the Marzban drank, he usually had company, usually the other Marzbans, a couple of soldiers and whoever happened to be there. However, even the most extroverted of men need the time to sit, think and reminisce about the past.
Kubard grabbed another tankard off the table and poured the tactician a glass. Why be melancholic and somewhat tipsy on your own when, you can be melancholic and tipsy with others? It’d be a sad attempt at recreating the nights of old, sad in both mood and attempt. Yet, things change and, perhaps, with time these quiet nights will become louder and joyful once again. The first step on the path is to get these quiet, cheerless nights out of the way by trying to remove the dismal atmosphere, one achieves by drinking alone.
“ Ah Narsus, gracing me with your shining light in these dark times? Come! Sit and drink with me! Be my profound company! ”
“ You know me so well. The four of us will have to drink when all this is over. If this ever over mind you but, I’m sure we’ll all get through it. I have utmost faith in all of us. "
Kubard: Lady Farangis. Make anyone cry today?
Farangis: Sadly, no. But it's only 4:30.
❛ What is infinite? The universe and the greed of men. ❜
Here he was, on his knees once again, in front of the King responsible for thousands of deaths, before turning tail; Kubard knew it was all a Lusitanian ruse. However, the reinstated Marzban couldn’t shake the thought of Atropatene from his head. He’d lost many friends that day, they all had. Listening to this tyrant who basically banished his own son, made Kubards blood boil as he spoke of infinite greed. Yet, he was keenly aware of his lack of power in this situation.
Had Kubard been in the kings favour, he would have called the Kings own greed infinite. Alas, he knew he walked a fine line with the King so, he kept his thoughts to himself. Kubard kept his head bowed as he kept silent in the Kings presence. He learnt the hard way, thanks to Shapurs continuous reprimand ,
if you don’t have anything nice to say to the King, keep your gods forsaken mouth shut.
@potenium -- Shadow And Bone -- ACCEPTING!
So I’ve been thinking about Arslan Senki Rugby and damn it’s been eating me up inside. I tried to keep it to Pars && people affiliated to Arslan, the teams gotta be solid right? also if we had more ladies i would totally make a female team bc watching the womens 6 nation is ridiculously awesome. Details on positions can be found here, i’m too lazy to type them out.
FORWARDS
daryun - 1 (Prop) jaswant - 2 (Prop) merlane - 3 (Hooker) tus - 4 (Lock) zaravant - 5 (Lock) sharpur - 6 (openside flanker) kubard - 7 (wideside flanker) kishward - 8 (Number 8) VICE CAPTAIN
BACKS
arslan - 9 (Scrum Half) CAPTAIN narsus - 10 (Fly Half) gieve - 11 (Wing) Isfan - 12 (inside center) gulaze/graze - 13 (Outside Center) elam - 14 (Wing) saam - 15 (Full Back)
MANAGEMENT
alfreed - Manager andragoras - Chairman bahman - Vice Coach farangis - Manager tahamine - Vice Chairman vahriz - Head Coach
BOOK STARTERS [19] ( SHADOW AND BONE ) ( LEIGH BARDUGO )
❛ I missed you every hour. ❜
❛ You know what the worst part was? It caught me completely by surprise. ❜
❛ I’ve risked my life for you. ❜
❛ The problem with wanting is that it makes us weak. ❜
❛ I love you, even the part of you that loved him. ❜
❛ I’m sorry it took me so long to see you. ❜
❛ I never really belonged anywhere. ❜
❛ Thanks for being my best friend and making my life bearable. ❜
❛ Thanks for finding me. ❜
❛ You and I are going to change the world. ❜
❛ I’ve been waiting for you a long time. ❜
❛ I’m not used to people trying to kill me. ❜
❛ You’re shaking. ❜
❛ There’s nothing wrong with being a lizard. Unless you were born to be a hawk. ❜
❛ Make me your villain. ❜
❛ Just you and me. It’s always just you and me. ❜
❛ Do you blame me for every mistake I made? For every dumb thing I’ve said? ❜
❛ Well, if it gets too bad, give me a signal. ❜
❛ Did you tell him what I showed you in the dark? ❜
❛ Did you miss me when you were gone? ❜
❛ What is infinite? The universe and the greed of men. ❜
❛ You’re interfering with my plan. ❜
❛ Too much champagne? ❜
❛ I hope you don’t expect fairness from me. It isn’t one of my specialties. ❜
❛ There is something more powerful than any army. Something strong enough to topple kings. Faith. ❜
❛ All you said was that I had to kill you. You didn’t say how. ❜
❛ What is she? She’s everything, you dumb son of a bitch. ❜
❛ She’s an ugly little thing. No child should look like that. Pale and sour, like a glass of milk that’s turned. ❜
❛ I wouldn’t make that mistake again. ❜
❛ It’s a great honor, to save a life. You saved many. ❜
when you wanna change ur theme but also don’t so, you make something you’ll probably never actually use!
HEADCANONS --- LOVE AND JUNK --- 002
marriage? pha! marriage is quite possibly one of the last things I can see Kubard doing; he values his freedom too highly. Marriage is the contractual and lawful obligation to stand with someone regardless of what happens and, in the time period of AS, I’m like 4000% positive that divorce was not a thing. By marrying someone, he’s saying bye bye to his freedom. Regardless of how much he loves someone, marriage is a no no.
Plus you know, being a marzban is not a safe job. OK, Kubard is a literal mountain who can give anyone a run for their money but, he’s not invisible. I imagine that he’d be terrified of being in a committed relationship, letting that person love him with all their being and just dying on them. Yeah, you have all that romantic, “no matter where I am, I will always love you” crap but, Kubards a realist. Once he’s gone, he’s gone and the thought of leaving a loved one all alone after his death, terrifies him.
But, Kubard is all about love and junk. Does he eventually want to settle down? Hell yeah he does! Settling down is the prize at the end of the shitty and broken road; once Pars is settled, he’s gonna be all about finding someone to grow old with. Even though he doesn’t want to get married, deep deep deep down, he still wants to find someone to spend his life with. Marriage does not always equate to the amount you love someone. For some it is but, for Kubard, to show that you honestly care for him, don’t pressure him into marriage. Respect his freedom and his choice.
he’s also not one to just date for the sake of dating. he’s a hard man to emotionally please which is really weird. Regardless of who is chasing who, Kubard enjoys the mile long trek of getting to know someone intimately. I mean, he’s not above having casual sex but, he likes to take his time with relationships. You’ve got to be real honest with him from the start, like if you’re only wanting something casual, tell him. if you want something a little more serious, tell him! But if you want the long haul, be prepared for the long haul.
[ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ: what is your favorite animal? ]
Oh man that’s a difficult one but I’m ultimately going say dogs, specifically Labradors. Although we currently have a springer spaniel ( protect the smol molly dog ), I’ve been around Labradors since I was very little!
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You Can’t Take Me | Bryan Adams
@patriae /// starter call
Where the hell did he recognise her from? Kubard had only been in the strange Lusitanian/Pars camp for a few hours after being invited by Saam. But, just catching a glimpse of the girl, he couldn’t help but wonder where he’d seen her face. Perhaps it was one of those moments where he saw her in Ecbatana in passing? He wasn’t really sure and probably wouldn’t know until he asked her.
Fortunately, Kubard is a man of excellent social grace and wit! Unfortunately, all grace and wit goes out of the metaphorical window when, he pretty much marches up to the girl and asks.
“ Where do I know you from? ”
@triadfaes /// starter call
It’d been a while since Kubard had seen so much as a speck of green and riding on his own, he’d decided to go to the greenest place he knew. He’d only seen it once in his youth, travelling past with army but, it was exactly as he remembered it: all green and lush-- is that a cushion?
He rode a closer to the cushion-looking-thing, wondering why the hell it was in such a remote place. Drawing his sword, he poked the cushion gently before deciding it was definitely a cushion and, not some animal curled up asleep.
“ What the hell is this doing out here? ”
