Spiker to Liana's Toss

"Space isn't the only thing that's big, shinji-kun"

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[homuras]

[agent-2-6]

Writing smut like

“Eren let’s have sex.” Levi announced when he got home. He couldn’t wait to have that glorious love muscle back inside him and as it was, Eren was already lying around lazily stroking his meat stick on the sofa. The sight of Eren with his legs spread wide and his fingers wrapped around his tan banana made Levi’s own wang doodle throb in his pants. Levi slowly tilted his head to the side and Eren regarded him with a lustful look through heavily lidded eyes, straining to see past his own lashes.

Levi couldn’t tear his eyes away from the brown haired beauty as he pulled his impressive thundersword out into full display. Eren’s meter long, King Kong dong, as Levi liked to imagine it, was exactly as it read on the label. Monstrous. Sure, his own donger was pretty impressive but it was nothing compared to that wonderful custard launcher between Eren’s legs. He couldn’t wait to have it inside him. Launching custard like a single barreled, pump action bollock.

“You still ready for me?” Eren asked eventually. Levi nodded and in true, Bruce Almighty style, swiftly shed himself of all clothes in one fluid motion. He pulled the fuck wand out from his ass he’d put there earlier to keep himself prepared and waved his ass over toward Eren’s lap, hovering just above his steamin’ semen truck as Eren lined everything up. Once he’d maneuvered himself onto Eren’s thick, pulsing flesh flute, he played it with gusto, riding the shit out of that wiener, and loving every minute of it. Levi could ride the baloney pony all day as long as it was Eren’s.

In the meantime, Levi’s own purple-headed yogurt flinger was slapping his stomach and bobbing up and down, peppering his groin and lap like a rock solid heat-seeking moisture missile, it’s sole purpose to make as much mess as possible. Levi groaned and prayed nothing would get on the sofa. That is until Eren’s whoopie stick slammed straight into his private eye, making his vision blur white as he coated the coffee table like a hotdog being assaulted by a mayonnaise gun.

[lotankuollutblogi]

I’M CRYING THIS IS THE BEST FIC EVER AHHAHAH

[agent-2-6]

…I’m so tempted to do a part two. 😐

[ellewritesfiction]

Omfg I have read a lot of fics like this but this is by far the best.

[hekacute-deactivated20141230]

I went to high school with a kid who would only drink out of a baby bottle. He brought a large baby bottle to school every day. At first, we thought that he was using it to sneak alcohol or something, but he wasn’t. He would bring it filled with chocolate milk and then fill it up with Coca-Cola and Sprite during lunch. He’d buy a can of each and mix them together. Like I said, it was a large bottle.

I didn’t know the kid that well and I didn’t have any classes with him so I never really talked to him that much. I knew his name. His name was Kevin. Sometimes I’d see him at parties on the weekends. He still had his baby bottle. He would fill it with beer and rum.

He dated my sister’s friend, Emily, for a little while. I had known Emily for a long time. She had been a friend of my sister’s since they were five or six. They were really good friends. She spent a lot of time at our house for sleepovers and stuff. Sometimes she would pee the bed, but I never made fun of her for it. I think most older brothers would have loved the opportunity to make fun of their sister’s friend for peeing the bed and I think she really appreciated that I never mentioned it even though I definitely knew about it because after the sixth or seventh time, my parents started paying me to clean everything up instead of having to do it themselves.

I asked Emily why Kevin only ever drank out of a baby bottle and she said that she didn’t know. They had only been dating for a very short time at that point and she didn’t want to bring it up and offend him or anything. I asked her to tell me if she ever found out. They broke up right after that and I kind of forgot about it because Kevin stopped going to school. I don’t know if he transferred or dropped out, but I never saw him at lunch or any parties after that.

I hadn’t thought about him in a long time, but Emily happened to mention him while she was over at our house recently and I immediately remembered the baby bottle thing.

“Did you ever find out why he drank out of that bottle?” I asked.

“Oh yeah, he told me why,” Emily said. “He used it because he heard that babies that drink out of bottles for too long or drink sweet drinks out of them get really bad teeth problems. He wanted all of his teeth to go bad so that they would fall out and he would be able to fit a softball in his mouth. He said that he wanted to have the world record for being the first person to be able to put a whole softball in his mouth and he wouldn’t be able to do that with all of those teeth in the way.”

[pluginduck]

What the fuck did I just read

[wakawakatoshi-deactivated201804]

shykawa

[dertoddesliebling]

도팔さんのツイート: “~오이카와~ https://t.co/L5zhJO6lk5”

[seiirins]

╰(*´︶`*)╯ pocketful of sunshine  ╰(*´︶`*)╯

[ackersoul]

Midoriya Izuku (ᴖ◡ᴖ)

[kxousei]

friendship exists beyond such words and logic. 

[mochipanko]

[MM abstracted zine] 

Title page

introductory/outro pages

backside cover  H I T  T H E  R O A D

[hgmk3]

違う色で遊んでみた

[maybluebird]

Seasons

[hetaliabuyblog]

Hetalia Character Song: CD The BEST Volume 1 Cover Jacket Revealed!

MSRP: 2,600 yen for regular edition, 3,000 yen for animate limited edition. Prices do not include tax. Release Date: July 5th, 2017

Available for pre-order via CDJapan  (purchasing from CDJapan helps financially support this blog) and Amazon JP. The Animate limited edition includes 2 bonus can badges based on this artwork and can be pre-ordered via Animate International. Tracklist can be found via the official Hetalia website.

[hetaliabuyblog]

Jacket design for all 3 CDs have been revealed!

This additional CD Jacket and Can Badge set is only available through the Animate limited edition version. Tracklist can be found via this article.

[ziashetalia]

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Dorky Setter | ✧ Kageyama Tobio ✧ | ( ๑‾̀◡‾́) ♪ ♥ ↳ Happy Birthday to my sweet cupcake Seda!! ( @rinsuokah​ ) ♥ヾ(๑❛ ▿ ◠๑ )

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season twooooooo