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How do you piss these two off in less than five words?
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Orihime had learned quite quickly that she should consider herself quite lucky to have been placed in the sector she’d been placed in; from what she’d gathered by accidentally overhearing a handful of conversations (she definitely wasn’t eavesdropping! she would never!), sector four and six seemed to be the most favourably discussed, although four seemed to have a couple drawbacks. She wasn’t too worried about it, yet – from what she’d experienced, sector four was a lovely place, and she had faith in herself to be able to protect herself if any issues were to arise.
…although, speaking of issues…
…Karakura Town was a place she knew like the back of her hand, but she really hadn’t figured out enough about the Hive in order to find her way back to her apartment once she got exploring. At least she’d been able to find a small park in the middle of the sector, done up much akin to the traditional-style gardens back home, to rest and try to ground herself.
She hadn’t been expecting someone to say her name; it catches her so off guard that she jumps, noticeably.
“Huh?”
Her head turns, eyes widening at she stares across at… at…
…
… uhh…
“… A…Ayasegawa-san?” He looks… different. A little bit older, and his hair isn’t the way she remembers it… but his face is most definitely the same. “Y-yeah, I guess they have… but I’d like to think we’re all just on loan to them!”
Because that means they’ll be returned home someday. Abducted isn’t a word she likes to think about.
“Have you been here for a long time, Ayasegawa-san? You changed your hair!”
the shinigami finds himself touching his hair at her comment, brows raised gently as he studies her more clearly. changed his hair? he certainly hadn’t since arriving at the city for the second time. however, it took only a moment of thought to pieced together what was going on. he knew she looked younger than he remembered-- perhaps they’d been abducted from different points on their shared timeline. unfortunate, of course, but nothing he couldn’t work with.
he may have a mean streak, but even Yumichika couldn’t bring himself to ruin her optimism with his rather blunt realistic view on all of this.
“Cheerful as usual, I see,” he says, shifting his position so he can face her properly. the jovial attitude is not lost upon him; rather, it’s refreshing. for so long he’s been alone and left to his own devices...he’d welcome any familar company at this point.
he sighs gently and nods his head. Inoue has no need to know that of which she hasn’t experienced yet,
“I was here before, but was only just recently brought back,” he pauses to run a hand through his soft black hair. “I’m glad you noticed--! It’s absolutely stunning, isn’t it?”
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—✕ █ ▌❝I DID NOT BELIEVE you were being serious!❞ Loghain huffs, a visible frown gracing thin lips as he meets the other’s stare. Eyes are light in hue, though dark in the way they pierce. Perhaps UNFORGIVING as he carries on, but Loghain felt the thrum of determination course through his bones at the thought of one important thing — this ‘ bitch ’ took something he planned to give Gaster! ❝Come on now —- give it BACK – ❞
Yumichika glances down from his spot perched on a tree branch, holding the special something in his grasp. he turns it in his hands a few times, raising a brow at the man on the ground. “I do hope this is for someone else and not you. It doesn’t go with your complexion at all.” it would have been solid advice had he not been playing a rather childish game of ‘keep-away’ with the stranger.
“Everyone is rather conservative back home…maybe if I return, I’ll encourage everyone to come out of their shells if I throw us all Arendelle’s first pride parade.”
“--Likewise. I don’t actually think anyone cares about that kind of stuff where I come from, but the lack of actual, tangible support is a bit disheartening.”
“I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I’d feel much better if I at least had Fuji Kujaku.”
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Daylen was never sure if he was really cut out to become a Shinigami, but he completed the schooling anyway. He was a gifted student despite his worries and passed most of his studies with flying colors. Swordsmanship was never one of his strong suits, but it’s not a requirement to be amazing at it.
Once graduated, he was welcomed into the 13th Division under Ukitake Jushiro. A kind, yet humorous soul, Daylen was well-received by his squadmates. Although lacking a bit in confidence, he was exceptionally skilled in Kidou. Able to do strong spells without incantations, as well as do them faster than his friends, he was lauded and looked up to. In fact, some even went to him for private lessons.
He always seems to get wrapped up in things, despite never asking to.
It was strangely quiet ten years without Yachiru.
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Priscilla grew up in one of the more dangerous districts of the Rukongai. Her family was the only thing she had in an unforgiving district where murders were common and Hollows visited often. Life was bearable, more of less, as long as she had them. However, the universe had other plans. Priscilla woke up to a Hollow attacking and devouring her family one night-- she was only spared thanks to a patrolling Shinigami.
After that, she knew she couldn’t stay powerless in the Rukongai. She wanted to destroy the evil beings that had the audacity to steal her family away from her. So, she devoted herself to becoming a Shinigami.
Her strong work ethic and devotion led to her graduating early and quickly earning a seated position in the 9th Division. Her well-disciplined attitude made her respected, but also feared. Due to impressive spirit energy, when her Zanpakuto is released, it resembles a large claymore. She shows an impressive determination in battle, going above and beyond in order to kill Hollows.
When Kensei Muguruma, her captain, is turned into a half-hollow and banished from the Soul Society, her hatred is immense, as no one knew at the time that it wasn’t their fault. This event only served to make her work harder.
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at one point in time, Inoue Orihime had been just a Ryoka, an unwanted intruder that was to be stopped by any costs. that had quickly changed after a series of rather unfortunate events and it had taken Yumichika a while to warm up to the Substitute Shinigami and his friends, he had eventually. in fact, once he’d lost to that barbarian and saw Ikkaku defeated by Kurosaki, he knew they weren’t dealing with anyone ordinary.
as time passed, the human girl proved herself worthy of respect. although often wrapped up in trouble, the same could be said for any of them. her healing abilities were unparalleled and without them, countless people would be dead or seriously injured.
although Yumichika truly only served one man, he found himself willing to fight for all the people he once treated as intruders.
“She’s talented, for a human. I’d hate to see where many of us would be had she not been around.”
“Plus, she’s quite pretty, too, isn’t she?”
👤+ Yachiru
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just hearing her name struck a pang of melancholy through him. it had been a little over ten years since he’d seen her-- since any of them had. her disappearance created an odd sense of sorrow in the hearts of every division member. there was a certain energy missing and although she was still with the captain in a way, watching him act different without her always perched upon his shoulder was difficult.
although she was often a nuisance and liked to joke around, she was also a beam of happiness and motivation. what he would give to see her mess with Ikkaku again. Yumichika knew he felt the same way, too.
“Well, it’s definitely different without her, that’s for sure. It’s almost boring not having anyone to stop from making questionable choices. Apart from Ikkaku, that is.”
he misses her. really, truly.
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it had come as a great shock and an even greater betrayal to every Shinigami when three of their trusted captains defected. Ichimaru Gin had been one of them. while Yumichika never had any real reason to trust the man, he was still a captain-- and if the head captain trusted him, everyone else was expected to. so when he left at perhaps one of the worst possible times, leaving a hole in the hearts of people Yumichika considered friends, he decided to positively detest him.
still, it was difficult to put into words considering what had happened in the end.
he chooses his words carefully. “While I can respect that he tried to take down the greater evil, he still left the Soul Society vulnerable and scarred some individuals for the rest of their life.” he pauses. “Don’t expect kindness from me.”
“But if you don’t respect your enemy’s capabilities, you’re in for one nasty surprise after another.”
“Who do you think you’re talking to?”
one of the first things he was taught was to not underestimate his opponent. after all, he was used to people underestimating him. of course, that wouldn’t stop Yumichika from looking down upon them, from thinking himself better than them, from boldly announcing he was going to take them down. no matter how delicate people might see him as, he was a member of the 11th Division through and through.
cockiness simply ran through their veins.
“Don’t mistake me guaranteeing my win for disrespect.”
“Making a cute face doesn’t make it okay.”
quite true, but that would never stop him from trying. in fact, most people left him alone after he keyed up the beauty antics, but...he should have known someone like Kurosaki Ichigo wouldn’t fall for it.
“Don’t be bitter because you can’t recognize beauty when you see it.”
* interview the muse
‘ do you miss anyone? ’
‘ how are you doing? ’
‘ do you believe in ghosts? ’
‘ what makes you laugh? ’
‘ list your top three bands or singers. ’
‘ how many blankets do you sleep with? ’
‘ does your name hold any special meaning to you? ’
‘ gum, cake, pie or ice cream? ’
‘ favorite book? ’
‘ are you a good person? ’
‘ describe love. ’
‘ have you ever taken part in an uprising? ‘
‘ favorite song? ’
‘ name a guilty pleasure. ’
‘ the most embarrassing thing that’s happened to you today? ’
‘ tell me one truth and one lie. ’
‘ do you like people? ’
‘ what motivates you? ’
‘ describe the perfect weekend. ’
‘ any pet peeves? ’
‘ do you need a hug? ’
‘ would you like to have kids? ’
‘ do you have any tattoos? ’
‘ classical, oldies, punk, hip hop or country? ’
‘ when was the last time you cried? ’
‘ are you religious? ’
Horrific Headcanons part 2
Since it’s one of my most popular memes, here is a part 2 to THIS meme, all about RP muse headcanons that are dark, angsty, or horror/scifi-related!
😇 Does your muse pretend to be innocent if they’ve done something wrong? 😈 Are they a deceitful person, and do they see themselves as such? 👁 Have they ever been a stalker, or been stalked themselves? 👀 What is the most disturbing thing they’ve ever seen? 😴 Would they ever choose to die in their sleep? Why or why not? 😡 What would someone have to make them lash out in violent anger? 🎃 If they were to play a mean trick on Halloween, what would they do and who would be their target? 👥 Is there anyone they wish they had never met? 🤡 Do they have any phobias or irrational fears? ❌ Would they consider themselves easy to corrupt? Already corrupted? 🤞 What is one of the biggest lies they’ve told (or their most recent lie)? 🥀 How would they handle the death of a loved one? (optional: specify person) 🔫 Would they ever sacrifice someone in order to save their own life? 💣 Name one dangerous experience they survived. 🍗 Have they ever wondered what human tasted like? Or do they know? 🎵 If they were going to torture someone, what music would they play while they did it? 👨❤️💋👨 How would they react if the person they fell in love with turned out to be a criminal? 😍How would they react if the person they fell in love with turned out to be non-human? 😪 Name one thing someone could say or do to make your muse cry. 🦋Would they choose to die if it meant they’d come back as someone stronger? 👄If your muse had the ‘kiss of death’, would they ever use it? 🗣When is the last time they yelled at someone in anger? 🍼 Would they have a family with someone who was not of the same species/human-ness as them? 👤 If they could switch bodies or lives with any one person, who would it be? 👽What would they do if they witnessed an alien ship crash landing? 🤑Would they commit a brutal murder if it meant they would become rich? 👣Do they believe in Bigfoot? What about other legendary creatures? 💥If the world were ending, would they be satisfied with their life? 🔥 In a fire, they can only save three things (including people). Who/what do they save? 🍷 What would they do if someone slipped them a slow-killing poison? 😱When was the last time they were shocked or startled? 🦉Could they stay calm lost in the woods all night by themselves? 🐲Were they afraid of monsters under the bed as a child? 🎧How would they react after hearing an unexplained sound while home alone? 🏡How much would they have to be offered to live in a haunted house for a month? 🙀Do they believe animals have extra senses that people don’t? 🔪What do they think is scarier: a killer with a gun, or a killer skilled with a knife? 👻If they were a ghost, what methods would they use to haunt someone? 🔮They have a premonition that something terrible will happen to them. How do they handle the situation? 🔭Do they have a fear of the unknown and things they can’t explain?
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