on the run from the law @kulak-was-here - Tumblr Blog

she calls me a haitian immigrant with the way i eat her cat

call me a haitian immigrant the way i'm eating these dawgs

i am entering the war on drugs on the side of drugs

person who only votes for the candidate who will fund playgrounds the most call that a single issue swing voter

In the J.P. Straight up “morgin it”. And by “it”, haha, well. Let’s justr say. My sub-prime loan

wearing the psych ward grippy socks to the trampoline park

person who votes entirely based on who they think won the epic rap battle of history

pro-china marxist whose pronouns are xi/che

the only spirits i know are wine &

i worship those balls call me sack religious

like a child pronouncing the word pterodactyl i "p" very loudly

'tis the season for some sloppy

falalalala lala la la

noooo don't kill yourself you're goatedddd

i now pronouns you man/wife

grew up in a rough italian neighborhood call that the spaghetto

“why so painless?” -the oucher

wearing a margaritaville shirt without ever having been there is stolen valor

Thank you @the-agent-of-blight and everyone who got me to 500 reblogs!

on the run from the law