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I’m not on Tumblr that often anymore, but I’m here to promote my voice over gig on Fiverr!!

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[helly-watermelonsmellinfellon]

You Don’t Need to Like Alcohol

I spent my teen years hearing people hyping up alcoholic beverages like they were something amazing.

They aren’t.

Most alcohol is boring. Tastes terrible. Not worth it.

Even with things consisting of low alcohol content, I can immediately taste it and it’s horrible every time.

Yet I am constantly seeing things like ‘your 20s are your experimental years, you should be getting drunk!’.

No you shouldn’t.

Just because some stranger thinks like that, doesn’t mean you have to follow along.

I turned 21 and felt no urge to drink alcohol suddenly. And despite a lot of people trying to get me to, I didn’t want to. Despite being told it was all I was gonna do once I was legal, I wasn’t interested.

I have had sips of many alcoholic beverages of all kinds and they were all terrible. Sour Apple Pucker Up is the only one not horrible but there is an added sharpness to it that does annoy me.

Beer and wine make me vomit. The same with rum, gin, vodka, brandy, and whiskey. And cockatils which are usually mixes of stuff make me ill too.

I spent my childhood and teens hearing people extol the wonders of drugs and alcohol. I feel no interest in any of it and there’s nothing wrong with that. I find alcohol nasty and the scents and flavors make me puke.

Don’t let someone tell you what they think you ought to be doing as a 20-something year old. Don’t let peer pressure get to you.

I promise you, these things aren’t as great as they are made out to be. If you do them, make certain it’s because you want to and not because you’re following the herd.

[madenthusiasms]

I’m going to add that being shitfaced isn’t the hilarious rite of passage and fun that people & movies hype it up to be. I’ve always been that non-drinker being pressured and I’ve always wondered why this was so glorious to drinkers. In high school, I overheard one popular girl telling another “I had SOOO much fun at your party! I got so drunk I can’t remember a thing!” I will wonder until the day I die why blacking out and literally losing an evening of her life was “fun.” For all she knew, she was a sobbing miserable wreck at the party; she couldn’t know.

As a middle-aged adult, there was a guy whose entire conversation was where he went, how much he drank, and who he woke up on/how much he threw up. Seriously, you ask him “what’s up?” & that’s all he had: a chronicle of incipient alcoholism he thought was entertaining to hear and do.

Drink only if you want to and never drink more than you want to.

[dollsonmain]

My husband used to get shitfaced at parties, and then he’d end up puking for hours while simultaneously having diarrhea and finally falling asleep on the bathroom floor, naked. It was so consistent that I got in the habit of leaving parties early to go home (they’re two houses down so no driving, and they were only two or three times a year) and make him a little bed in front of the toilet. Then I’d wait and wait and wait while he vomited noisily, whimpering like a hurt puppy, and I’d finally get to go to bed once he passed out and I’d put a blanket over him.

One day after enduring this again I asked him, “Are you actually having fun, though?” And he thought about it.

Hasn’t gotten drunk since. He didn’t even enjoy it it was just what people do.

I never was a drinker myself. It all tastes the way nail polish remover smells to me and both my parents were alcoholics so I always hated the stuff.

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[gothcostco]

not to be too millennial but

no money

[celanon]

no house

[clst]

just avocado

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Photo dump pt.3

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photo dump pt.2

p/s: i’m alive lol

P: AyyLmao Photography

Special thanks: Midori 

CN: Kumori

Do not repost without permission

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photo dump pt.1

P: AyyLmao Photography

Special thanks: JH, KL

CN: Kumori

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[gastricpierrot]

Heyy everyone! After much delay and procrastination, ORDERS FOR CAMELLIA ARE NOW OPEN ONCE MORE!!! (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

It’s printed in A5 size on 90gsm recypal paper in perfect binding with 220 pages (well actual content’s about 212 im gonna be honest-) and will be $12 each without shipping. 

Here’s how the printed copies look like!

The summaries for each story are as follow: 

Story 1: Until the Sky Clears (War AU) Set during the Sengoku Era, Hide and Kaneki are a pair of friends separated by war. Ironically, they are later reunited by it as well.

Story 2: Once Upon Tiny Hands (baby!Mukade AU, heavily inspired by karin’s AU) Hide stumbles upon a strange child abandoned in a box.

Story 3: A Tale of Two Fools (Prince and Witch’s Servant AU) A story of a prince who embarks on a fool’s quest, and the fool whom he meets at the end of it.

Story 4: Camellia Childhood dreams finally come true. An extra story to And In The Darkness, I Found You. (but it can also be read by itself!)

can you see how hard i tried with those lmao-

Place your orders now at: Storenvy (For International orders only!) Google docs (For buyers within Malaysia only!)

I’ll be sending out orders through International Small Packet for you guys overseas ouo. For more info on the shipping, please have a look at the FAQ section of my storenvy! 

and that’s about it i guess??? i’m pretty sure i missed out on some stuff so please feel free to send me a message here or email me at [email protected] if you’ve got any questions! 

also helping me spread this around would be great too but thanks for reading this anyways!!! 

[gastricpierrot]

last 2 copies my pals!!! pls take them home!! 

[ioasaya]

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Translations under the cut!

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[harezora]

White Day Gaku rabbit chat part 3

rabbit chat screenshots: weibo user matildababy translation: @riku7se editing: @silveryogi

Every new Gaku rabbit chat makes me more and more done this is all I can say.

[osakaso5]

Riku Nanase Birthday Photobook Rabbit Chat Part 5: All Their Gratitude. 

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[kumoriken]

Practised male makeup today feat @gastricpierrot as Haise

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Heyy everyone! After much delay and procrastination, ORDERS FOR CAMELLIA ARE NOW OPEN ONCE MORE!!! (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

It’s printed in A5 size on 90gsm recypal paper in perfect binding with 220 pages (well actual content’s about 212 im gonna be honest-) and will be $12 each without shipping. 

Here’s how the printed copies look like!

The summaries for each story are as follow: 

Story 1: Until the Sky Clears (War AU) Set during the Sengoku Era, Hide and Kaneki are a pair of friends separated by war. Ironically, they are later reunited by it as well.

Story 2: Once Upon Tiny Hands (baby!Mukade AU, heavily inspired by karin’s AU) Hide stumbles upon a strange child abandoned in a box.

Story 3: A Tale of Two Fools (Prince and Witch’s Servant AU) A story of a prince who embarks on a fool’s quest, and the fool whom he meets at the end of it.

Story 4: Camellia Childhood dreams finally come true. An extra story to And In The Darkness, I Found You. (but it can also be read by itself!)

can you see how hard i tried with those lmao-

Place your orders now at: Storenvy (For International orders only!) Google docs (For buyers within Australia only!)

*For buyers from Malaysia, you might want to consider messaging me directly first before you make any orders

**I will not be reprinting more copies of this once this batch is sold out unless I receive enough requests to do so, so grab your copy now! 

I’ll be sending out orders through Australia Economy Air for you guys overseas ouo. For more info on the shipping, please have a look at the FAQ section of my storenvy! 

and that’s about it i guess??? i’m pretty sure i missed out on some stuff so please feel free to send me a message here or email me at [email protected] if you’ve got any questions! 

i understand that it’s a little pricier than the original estimated price i gave you guys before and i truly apologize OTL printing isn’t cheap and this is honestly the lowest price i can land with the type and quality of paper i’m printing the anthology on _(:D i really hope the contents can at least make it up to you aa

also helping me spread this around would be great too but thanks for reading this anyways!!! 

[gastricpierrot]

i did a stock check and there’s 3 copies left for anyone who’s still interested??? i’m selling them for $10 a copy now and there’s cheaper shipping available now that im back in msia! pm me for more details! 

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OH HEY LOOK WHO'S TRYING TO BE PRODUCTIVE

[COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!!!]

aherm

so uhh hey guys! ouo. I’m having a bit of anxiety with my lack of income these days so I’ll try taking commissions again! Please help me earn some cash ahahah aha 

Visit my AO3 or FF.net to have a look at my latest and previous works! ouo

Interested? Details under the cut ehehhe

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