Oct 29, 2023
I waited 9 years of my life to see:
-Child actors somehow outperforming the adults
-A MatPat cameo
-A cop threatening to point blank shoot an innocent civilian that's still recovering from his childhood truama
-A SHIT TON of Easter eggs
-Horror icons that gave made me stay up all night be used for a cutsey montage where they build a fucking fort with our protagonists (okay it was kinda cute)
-Characters that had nothing to do with the games
-Fucked up lore
-A script that feels like it's a crappy Netflix movie
-And the Living Tombstone song being played at the end credits
And I loved every second of it. Bring on the terrible sequels
