The Shadow Jedi

2010s Teenage Nerd

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What the fuck do you mean that Joel Miller's second death was on the same Easter of the Pope's death

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All the books I read this year

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My most anticipated movies for 2024

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This was the same Loki that tried to genocide the ice giants and take over the Earth in his journey of acceptance and power

And when he finally got his acceptance and power, he was then burdened with glorious purpose by sacrificing his free will for all of space and time of the multiverse so every life from then on out would be given a chance to flourish

He's practically the reason we have stories like Logan, Spider-Verse, Blade, and SHIELD out there is the Marvel multiverse

From backstabber and conquer to keeper of time and life

One hell of a fucking character arc

[prettydjarinsoloinspires]

and the award for most beautiful character arc in all of cinema goes to:

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It's like I'm back in middle school again

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I waited 9 years of my life to see:

-Child actors somehow outperforming the adults

-A MatPat cameo

-A cop threatening to point blank shoot an innocent civilian that's still recovering from his childhood truama

-A SHIT TON of Easter eggs

-Horror icons that gave made me stay up all night be used for a cutsey montage where they build a fucking fort with our protagonists (okay it was kinda cute)

-Characters that had nothing to do with the games

-Fucked up lore

-A script that feels like it's a crappy Netflix movie

-And the Living Tombstone song being played at the end credits

And I loved every second of it. Bring on the terrible sequels

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Fan casting was weird back in the day

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Doctor Strange: Um, can someone please explain to me what the fuck is going on?!

Spider-Man: Why is there a blue guy with electricity coming out of his hands and saying that I betrayed him?!

Ant-Man: Why are there guys in suits trying to tase me?!

Wanda: GIVE ME MY KIDS!

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THE RETURN OF THE KING

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The Rise of Skywalker is such an out of place and stupid movie that every Star Wars going forward is going to have to help explain the background of it.

[chaoticace22]

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STOP CALLING ME OUT!

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ALL THREE OF THESE RELATIONSHIPS ARE EXACTLY THE SAME!

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OOOOOOOOOH FUCKING SHIT CAD BANE IS BACK! IT’S BEEN LIKE 9 YEARS SINCE WE LAST SAW HIM RIGHT AND OOOOOOOOOOOH SHIT HE’S BACK AND ACTUALLY MOVING THE PLOT FORWARD! OH SHIT OH FUCK!

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DID LADY LOKI JUST START WHAT IF?!

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I had a nagging feeling the other Loki was a female since they confirmed he was gender-fluid a week and I stand corrected.

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Happy 9th Anniversary to the Greatest Show Ever Made!