Fuck you Claude Faustus

[theduckvase]

No matter how many times I see this, it always makes me smile. This came from an artist on deviantart….NOT FROM ME!!!!!!

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Steal His Look: Claude Faustus

Easyclip Silver Grey Gunmetal Rectangle Semi-Rimless Glasses ($299)

Glad 70L Heavy-Duty Garbage Bags ($17.98)

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[wolfpilled]

swiggity swort hello old sport

[ruinedchildhood]

[vidya-g-cat]

[emilybuckshot]

Shit, I guess I should stop playing games naked then.

[theeyesofapoet]

^^^

[mpgl443-deactivated20181224]

SIGNAL BOOST.

[teratocybernetics]

Because the last thing I reblogged about this was dauntingly long; here’s why the new XBox deserves hate.

[theangryandro]

Oh heelllllllllllllllz no mufukka

[kupkakechan]

Aw, fuck dat!

[harryshumjrs]

Do not touch.

[kupkakechan]

Okay...

So, all my sim has in her inventory is a book about having commitment issues... I think we have a problem.

[kupkakechan]

[kupkakechan]

Probably the best thing I've seen since breakfast.

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Jammin

[kupkakechan]

Best Friends

You know someone is your best friend in the world when you leave your phone in the car and when you get back you have five new messages and they're all about pizza rolls.

You know who you are.

[kupkakechan]

Best gossip ever please.

[kupkakechan]

My soul is gone.

[kupkakechan]

Insects

They crawl on my skin.

A rare smile crosses my face.

They understand me.

People don’t.

People don’t understand them either.

We are one in the same.

The only things to which I can relate.

We are small.

We are misunderstood.

We are looked down on.

People make me unhappy.

Their harsh words sting.

Like the bites of centipedes.

They crawl on my skin.

And the smile returns.

[asklutece]

- It was a… unique universe.

- Might have been better had we not been mildly allergic.

[alligatorjesie]

The cruel irony is that in this world Booker would dance… if he could.

[ybee]

It was too damn gorgeous.

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OH SHIT